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The Rules of Three: Gas, a Corpse, and a Machete

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🎙️ Episode Title: The Rules of Three: Gas, a Corpse, and a Machete

🩺 Summary:
A routine wellness check spirals into chaos — one decomposing body, one armed family member, and one patient actively seizing in our care. Three emergencies, zero prep, and a call that left its mark.

📌 Why It Matters:
Even “simple” calls can flip into full-blown disasters. This one proved that being BLS doesn't mean basic — it means being first in and holding it all together until help arrives.


🎧 Dispatched & Dysfunctional
Because sometimes the worst calls make the best stories.
critical-run.com

🧠 Need support right now? Call or text 988 or visit 988lifeline.org. You’re not alone — not in this job, not in this fight.
📱 Follow us on Facebook: Dispatched and Dysfunctional
🌐 Visit: www.critical-run.com to connect, share your story, or just vent
🎤 Got a call that changed you? Submit your story — we’ll carry it with care (and maybe a little dark humor).
⚠️ Disclaimer: This podcast contains graphic content, emotional storytelling, and dark humor based on real-life EMS and first responder experiences. Listener discretion is advised.
Any medical discussion is personal opinion, not medical advice. Always follow your local protocols, medical direction, and training guidelines.
This podcast isn’t about fairy tales. It’s about real calls, real chaos, and the medics who survive both.
Dispatched & Dysfunctional — because sometimes the worst calls… make the best stories.
  continue reading

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Manage episode 494291926 series 3673933
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⚠️ Disclaimer: This episode contains graphic and emotional content. Listener discretion is advised.

🎙️ Episode Title: The Rules of Three: Gas, a Corpse, and a Machete

🩺 Summary:
A routine wellness check spirals into chaos — one decomposing body, one armed family member, and one patient actively seizing in our care. Three emergencies, zero prep, and a call that left its mark.

📌 Why It Matters:
Even “simple” calls can flip into full-blown disasters. This one proved that being BLS doesn't mean basic — it means being first in and holding it all together until help arrives.


🎧 Dispatched & Dysfunctional
Because sometimes the worst calls make the best stories.
critical-run.com

🧠 Need support right now? Call or text 988 or visit 988lifeline.org. You’re not alone — not in this job, not in this fight.
📱 Follow us on Facebook: Dispatched and Dysfunctional
🌐 Visit: www.critical-run.com to connect, share your story, or just vent
🎤 Got a call that changed you? Submit your story — we’ll carry it with care (and maybe a little dark humor).
⚠️ Disclaimer: This podcast contains graphic content, emotional storytelling, and dark humor based on real-life EMS and first responder experiences. Listener discretion is advised.
Any medical discussion is personal opinion, not medical advice. Always follow your local protocols, medical direction, and training guidelines.
This podcast isn’t about fairy tales. It’s about real calls, real chaos, and the medics who survive both.
Dispatched & Dysfunctional — because sometimes the worst calls… make the best stories.
  continue reading

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