A horrific retelling of a childhood favorite. Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)

Content warning for profanity.

Discount Idea #60- I once hired a dog walker. A little while later a dog came to my door and said "I walked here. That'll be $25."
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About Discount Storytime:
Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?
If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!
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(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Country on the Menu" by Charles Shomo from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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