Join Manny, Scot the Pirate, and Gannon as they stumble down Louetta Road in Spring, Texas, rating dive bars like seasoned pros (or at least seasoned drinkers). From sticky floors to surprisingly good queso, no beer joint goes unjudged.

And somewhere between the third round and the sketchy karaoke, the conversation always seems to take a turn — usually toward colonoscopies, back pain, and whether that was heartburn or something worse. It’s part bar crawl, part middle-aged crisis, all good times.

Grab a drink, and maybe a fiber supplement — it’s gonna be a ride.