What do you get when you combine a runaway lawnmower, a haunted hill that whistles at night, and a Florida man joyriding to Taco Bell in a Zamboni? You get Shadow Chat Sessions: Episode 17, where the weird is real, the criminals are stupid, and the ghosts might just be classically trained vocalists.

In this episode:

• A man flees police on a lawnmower — but stops to mow a stranger’s lawn first.

• A phantom moth with human hands might be fluttering straight out of a government lab.

• A Redditor’s sewer is whispering perfume-scented secrets in the dead of night.

• Someone tries to hijack a moving semi-truck in the name of “destiny.”

• A Zamboni is stolen for a fast-food run, because of course it was.

• A guy steals a security camera… and gets recorded doing it.

• Graveyard Hill’s ghosts won’t stop whistling, even if you ask nicely.

• The Emperor of China might’ve been buried with a mummified Shih Tzu.

• Scientists grow a human brain in a rat and probably regret it.

• Reykjavik has a locked library room no one is allowed to open — not even librarians.

• And Arizona’s desert cryptid, the Cactus Cat, is one thorny little gremlin.

All of that, plus your host John’s usual sarcastic takes, inappropriate jokes, and extremely relevant questions like, “Can you Zamboni your way to enlightenment?” and “Is that ghost whistling in B minor?”

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