Welcome back, weirdos. In Episode 15 of Shadow Chat Sessions, we’re going deep into the cryptid pit, the Reddit rabbit hole, and the court records of the criminally dumb.

This week’s strange and stupid includes:

🐍 A man who tried to rob a gas station using a live snake named Carl.
🚓 A woman who stole a police car, crashed it… right into the police station.
🍣 A Florida man who faked a heart attack to get out of paying for sushi — again.
🧦 A dryer that spits out socks no one owns. Ghost laundry, anyone?
👁️ The terrifying theory that Black-Eyed Children are government lab rejects.
👹 The Beast of Bladenboro and the Green-Clawed Terror of the Ohio River.
👻 And the chilling Midnight Game ritual you're absolutely not supposed to finish.

From cursed clothing appliances to cannibalistic Frenchmen and haunted Midwest towns, we’re covering the bizarre, the unbelievable, and the gloriously dumb. All served with John’s signature sardonic wit and sarcastic commentary.

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