Are you ever going to text me?

This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.
Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.
The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.
Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.
Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.
Jim wants everyone to remember Jermaine was the big thing before his younger brother Michael.
Knock, Knock. Guess Who? The Broom Brothers...
Which song makes a classic teenage comedy sex scene seem okay?
What have you done for me lately, Willis?