Excerpt from Hush-Hush Magazine, October 10, 1953: "Hello Dear Readers from your beloved publisher, The Sidster! I had to fire the write-up guy this morning for truancy after he called out sick three days in a row for a "peanut butter overdose." He is now hospitalized after I told my good buddy, Dudley Smith, to sick his newest beefy recruit on my former employee. Rumor has it the new recruit is quite the pugilist and fixed it so Mr. Jif McSkippy will have to stick to creamy nut butters for a while since his jaw is now wired shut. I suppose I could have used the column space above to publish an actual write-up for this episode rather than slander a few of LA's nuttiest citizens, but that's life in La La Land. But you didn't hear it from me. Off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush!"