Rory finds himself called to a remote loch side home on a sweltering hot summer day . The occupant of which hadn’t been seen for a while. Suspecting the worst he heads to the scene confident that it won’t be anything he hasn’t dealt with before. However that confidence is quickly lost as things go from bad to worse .

These fictional tales are presented to give an idea of police dark humour and policing in the 90s. Any resemblance to events, persons living or dead, or places is purely co-incidental. If you are suicidal or suffering from any mental illness we strongly suggest you don't listen and seek medical advice. They are tales that some may find distressing.