This is the interview you never asked for but absolutely wanted to hear, I got Robert Kraft on the line and asked him some very tough questions about his time owning the New England Patriots. Robert gave me al the secrets and discussed where his money is actually being spent. Just because Robert is not spending money doesn't make him cheap, he has campaigns to fund and a country to expand. Hope you all enjoy.
For the thick headed yes this is a comedy bit, this is parody this is not actually Robert Kraft speaking