Welcome back to Music Uncensored — where your motel-diva-turned-lyric-detective, Lex, breaks down the songs you think you know and exposes the delicious mess underneath.

This week we’re diving heel-first into “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5, featuring the queen of vocal fireworks herself, Christina Aguilera. And yes, baby — we’re covering ALL the lyrics this time. Adam’s cheeky charm, Christina’s glam-ass power runs, the whistle riff that lives rent-free in everyone’s brain… we’re unpacking every glittery, sweaty, hip-popping moment.

Expect:

• A full lyric breakdown, start to finish

• The real history behind the song

• Why Mick Jagger’s hips have more cultural impact than half of Hollywood

• Lex’s chaotic commentary, questionable dance moves, and probably a memory of accidentally grinding on the wrong person at the club

• Last week’s recap of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald — yes, we go from maritime tragedy to Adam Levine’s pelvis. Range, darling. RANGE.

Grab a drink, loosen those shoulders, and get ready to strut with Lex.
Because tonight… we’ve got the moves.