You may have heard of Flat Earthers, but have you heard of Flat Assers? Ryan is a charter member.
On this episode of the award-winning Burn & Rave podcast, Sam explains the importance of butter and bread in bed, the boys get to the bottom of the Bottom's Up Coffee Shop empire, and in their theology segment they discuss the origins of man, Adam and (St)Eve.
In local news, the BNR geniuses debate the merits of Hustler Hollywood vs. Modesto Suzie's, and they explain the singular most important reason for a high school student to join the swim team, and it's not what you think. (What do you think, Sicko?)
Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.
Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
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