Picture this.... you're at a summer camp and a killer is on the loose; the garden shears are missing; campers and counselors alike are being picked off; a legend begins to burn hot enough to roast marshmallows over; and George Constanza is there?! That's right folks, it's not Crystal Lake or Camp Arawak, it's 1981's "The Burning". We're talking about one of our favorite summer slashers while we try to beat the heat, so come join us, but don't look; he'll see you. Don't breathe; he'll hear you. Don't move; you're dead!