🎙️ This week on Bravoholics Anonymous, we’re uncorking a bottle of chaos as The Valley gang heads to wine country—and surprise! Jax is not in attendance. He’s checked into a mental health facility, but that doesn’t stop him from lighting up Brittany’s phone like it’s a sponsored text chain.

While Jax is spiraling off-camera, Michelle and Jesse are fighting (again), and the group decides to channel their tension into... racing cars in Santa Barbara wine country. Yes, the vibes are off. And yes, we’re here for every second of it.

🚨 Thomas is back, tonsils intact, and we dive into some of our favorite recurring segments:

• 🥂 Bravo & Hell No – the slay moments and the red flag disasters

• 👹 Demonic Behavior – where we name and shame the most chaotic act of the episode

• 💬 Bravo Wisdom – where Thomas serves you the most unhinged one-liners pretending to be life advice

We also revisit our Valley 500 energy from TikTok, break down what’s really going on between Jesse & Michelle, and ask the real questions like: what IS the wine-to-rage ratio in this group?

• Jax goes full ghost but won’t stop texting

• Michelle & Jesse’s ex-relationship hits yet another pothole

• The gang hits the race track

• Santa Barbara gets a Bravo-style group trip makeover

• Thomas returns post-surgery, somehow wiser (and hornier for chaos)

• Janet and Zack... forgive but don't forget

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