In a world teetering on the edge of absurd chaos, humanity discovers that their planet is under the care of a detached cosmic technician—an impartial, indifferent maintainer who fixes disasters they didn’t know they caused. Entire continents shift, cities vanish and reappear, and weather patterns spin into impossible combinations. Governments issue contradictory orders, citizens improvise with duct tape, kayaks, and inflatable flamingos, and social media explodes with viral documentation of humanity’s spectacular failures. Panic, guilt, and paranoia grip the globe as people attempt to comply with invisible rules, desperately tracking rainfall, furniture arrangement, and the unpredictable behavior of wildlife. All efforts are meaningless, yet the chaos carries on, darkly hilarious in its inevitability. With each repair, the technician broadcasts chilling instructions about the unseen Warranty Manual, leaving humans scrambling for guidance that may not exist. This is a story of cosmic bureaucracy, human incompetence, and the comedy of being powerless in the face of forces beyond comprehension. Dark, satirical, and riotously absurd, it explores the limits of human reason, social order, and the lengths people will go to avoid paying for mistakes they don’t even understand. Prepare to laugh, panic, and question everything you know about reality itself.