In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even weaponizes his sleep apnea, declaring it a disability and claiming that denying him nap time is akin to class warfare. Calling in from California, special guest debater Jason claps back, claiming that naps are a lazy-day gateway drug that would derail productivity and lull the free market into a coma. He even shirks the rules and brazenly does real time research, allowing him to speak pseudo-confidently about such heady topics as sleep inertia and circadian rhythms. While Kirk gets cozy and calls for a sleepy-time revolution, Jason alarmingly insists that dreams are for closers. So fluff your pillow, strap on your sleep mask, and drift away to the soothing sounds of Mass Debate!