To buy this episode on DVD for $5, please contact StudioFred.com Episode 286: "Lipstick on a Hardon Collider" BIG NEWS for SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2008 1. FOR WHOM THE POLL TELLS by Michael Hughes David Plouffe (Craig), Howard Dean (Brian), Hillary Clinton (Susan), Bill Clinton (Phillip), Joe Biden (Jimmy), Staffer #1 (Christopher), Staffer #2 (Melissa), Staffer #3 (Neil), Staffer #4 (Gregg), Staffer #5 (Artemis), Staffer #6 (Bailee) 2. BRAND NEW WORLD by Niilo Tippler Melvin (Christopher), Velma (Melissa), Dexter (Neil), McCain (Phillip), Palin (Susan) 3. THANK YOU FOR BEING A HURRICANE by Erich Eilenberger Dorothy (Craig), Blanche (Bailee), Rose (Melissa), Sophia (Artemis) 4. FINAL FANTASY FAIL by Julia Gaudette Doctor (Christopher), Tom Brady (Brian), Timmy the Cancer Kid (Neil), Giselle Bundchen (Bailee) 5. TOTAL RECALL by Erich Eilenberger Jimmy (Jimmy), Arnold (Phillip), Man (Christopher) 6. GREEN ACRES by Michael Hughes Oliver (Gregg), Lisa (Susan) 7. BUD RIGHT: SARAH PALIN EDITION by Scott Weitz Announcer (Jimmy), Singer (Brian) 8. EL ALCALDE DE LA PASI?N by Neil Garguilo Announcer (Jimmy), Receptionist (Melissa), Villaraigosa (Neil), Curt (Craig), Mike (Brian) 9. KIM JONG NOT SO IL by Matt Manser Bush (Phillip), Cheney (Gregg), Kim (Artemis) 10. SPECIAL GUEST: Sean Conroy Intro (Christopher) 11. BIG NEWS REPORT by Bleichman, Burkhart, Dorsey, Eilenberger, Hughes, Johnson, Judy, Kalkin, King, Lopez, Manser, Mondlock, Nielsen, Paulas, Perlmutter, Reber, Rigney, Rockenstein, Tippler, and Weitz Craig/Melissa/Artemis/Erik et al.