Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

Yes. It's me. However mucch of a wanker you think me of, you've just got to trust me, on this..: There are much bigger wankers discussed within this podcast.
Unfortunately it's nobody inspiring my morale to falter, like all these lucky performers have in Los Angelers, stepping on their fucking toes. No. What we've got is a man on his own, and of his own accord, who has a very good handLE on how much he masturbates. So... You've got aaaall-that to look forward to.
You'll recieve a breakdown (not like in May, haha.) of some of my morallistic viewpoints, intermingled with what is quite clearly a joke. Not hard-fought, not hard-fraught either. Not hard foughts* either (id est: English working-class Thoughts*).
I and I alone have made myself feel like a Natural Moron, so, if we could steer away from identity-based insecurity, I've more than enough for every listener.
Hope you're doing well, but, also, I REEALLY hope you're not a wrong-un. Waste of hope...

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
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