Best Football In A Nutshell Podcasts (2025)

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AFC & NFC Previews 1:43:54

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Going Division by Division, we look ahead at who is on for a good year, and who is regressing, and who is already looking forward to the next off-season!? Can the Eagles repeat, will the Chiefs bounce back, how bad is the brain drain in Detroit, and who may go 'nuclear'?

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#81 2 GIRLS, 1 LAKE 1:34:33

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Send us a text Dead Weight, Sack Talk, & Definitely NOT “Bottomless” Margaritas This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris is beefing with another neighbor over a misdelivered package, David ponders whether a sack is a vessel for goods or just a body bag with branding, and somehow we end up debating whether to respectfully carry a dead man—or just s…

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#80 DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL 1:24:08

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Send us a text More Bags Than Michael Kors & Other HR Violations Chris and David are back with another episode that would definitely get them fired from any respectable workplace. These two walking liability cases tackle everything from foot-breathing to inanimate object marriages with the professionalism of drunk teenagers. Buckle up for conversat…

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#79 PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN 1:26:45

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Send us a text Boat Days, Beer Math & Finger Fountains This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re pouring drinks, pouring nostalgia, and pouring way too much thought into whether our skin is gaslighting us about prunes. We kick things off with: 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – liquid courage before questionable opinions 🏈 Chris officially declares himse…

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#78 HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE 1:30:17

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Send us a text Prune Juice, Potatoes & Parenting Trust Falls This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris comes in hot after being called out for phoning it in the past few weeks—and by “hot,” we mean he delivers the world’s most awkward motivational speaker intro. From there? Pure chaos. We kick it off with: 🥔 The definitive debate: mashed, baked, fr…

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QB Power Rankings 2025 1:14:18

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It's the time of the year we do our Power Rankings for Quarter Backs going into the 2025 season. Last year, it was Lamar Jackson, who lead the way, will there be much change, and who comes out ahead of each other in that hard to work out middle pack?

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#77 YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GAY? 1:15:14

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Send us a text Koalas Get Chlamydia, Chris Gets Tattoos This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into camping disasters, psychopath quizzes, and—of course—the national epidemic of sexually transmitted koalas. Buckle up. It’s one of those episodes. We kick things off with: 🎤 A Coldplay Kiss-Cam recap: accidental romance, awkward energy,…

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Off Season in a Nutshell 1:27:21

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We're back after a long off season away. We go over the big news, so who has retired, who has moved, who has got a new deal, who is still working on that, and what the hell is going on at the NFLPA?

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#76 SWEET HOME ALABAMA! 1:23:56

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Send us a text Off-Brand Opinions & Cold-Ass Friendships ❄️📞💩 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we're throwing it way back—to unlimited nights and weekends, dollar-store knockoffs, and the kind of friendships that leave you passed out in the snow. We kick things off with: 📱 Remember when you had to wait until 9PM to talk to your friends? Gen Z wi…

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#75 WHO IN THE HELL PUT THE MUFFINS IN THE FREEZER? 1:05:22

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Send us a text The Juice Is Loose, and So Is Chris… This week on The Pour Choices Show, we break out the nostalgia, the Harry Potter facts, and some very questionable opinions—including one about the true identity of the Kool-Aid Man. (Is he the juice or the pitcher? The people demand answers.) We kick things off with: 🎧 That one time there was an …

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#74 HEROES GET REMEMBERED, BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE 1:03:32

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Send us a text Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking charge? Did money change hands? Did he flush the evidence? Which conveniently leads us to another mystery: Where does poop go after you flush it? No rea…

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Our 300th episode Fantasy Draft 1:29:51

2M ago1:29:51

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300 up for The Snap UK, as well as Bill Belichicks World, as we once were, and to celebrate getting this far, we're having a Fantasy Draft, the only proviso is, they must've played in the NFL since we started podcasting. To avoid going on forever, and arguments over Defensive positioning, we're picking too many offensive players, and an Offensive L…

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#73 AMERICA, FREEDOM, BALD EAGLES, AND BEER 1:06:19

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Send us a text HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings, Hogwarts houses, and of course, the possibility of sexually negotiating world peace. We kick things off with: 🎶 A banger rendition of “I Ran” by A F…

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#72 HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES 1:24:49

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Send us a text A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss… This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control from there. We kick off with David trying to ask Chris about his new girlfriend—only to discover she’s now governed by Fight Club rules. First rule? Don…

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#71 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PITCHER OR A PICTURE 1:22:13

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Send us a text Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍‍♂️🪰🎶 This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes. We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hittin…

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#70 THE EPISODE OF OUR LORD 1:40:09

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Send us a text Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫 On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time. We kick things off by warning the general public: don’t dish it if you can’t handle the comeback—especially if you think a gorilla could take 100 men... Then we tackle the real mysteri…

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#69 YEAH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE 1:40:07

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Send us a text Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻 This one was never going to be appropriate. Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a milestone, and a completely unhinged descent into everything we probably shouldn’t be allowed to say on the internet. Things get off the rails instantly:…

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#68 BRUNCH IS JUST BREAKFAST WITH MIMOSAS 1:12:40

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Send us a text Vinyl Ashes, Gangster Lions, and NFL Teams as Fast Food Chains 🐾🍟🧙‍♂️ This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the big, weird questions no one needed answers to—starting with: 💿 If your ashes could be pressed into a vinyl record, what song would play every time someone dropped the needle? (Because in the end, does it even mat…

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#67 POPE LEO DECLARES ALL PIZZA NOW CHICAGO STYLE 57:27

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Send us a text Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿 This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, and shower thoughts that will haunt you. Things kick off with the burning question no one’s ever asked: how do you train your eyes? (Spoiler: you don’…

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#66 iROCK, YOU SUCK! 1:46:00

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Send us a text 100 Dudes vs. One Gorilla, Bluetooth Pet Rocks, and the Darkest Jokes We Probably Shouldn’t Have Said 🦍💼🍺 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a guest and immediately put him on the spot—fortunately for you (and unfortunately for Chris) the guest is his boss. So naturally we start this one off with a totally normal wor…

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#65 DON'T COMMIT MISDEMEANORS WHILE COMMITTING FELONIES! 1:29:34

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Send us a text The story that made us want to know more: https://www.reddit.com/r/onions/s/RztxdiXAt4 YouTube Rabbit Holes, $5 Million vs. Prison, and a Totally Legal Dark Web Field Trip🐇💻🍻 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we accidentally prove why the internet shouldn’t exist—starting with the deepest, darkest YouTube rabbit holes we’ve ever fa…

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How Was The 2025 Draft? 1:16:37

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We look back at the NFL Draft for 2025, as one of the more interesting ones in recent memory. With only a few stars, but plenty of needy teams, how did the teams attack it? Cam Ward is the least talked about No. 1 pick since Travon Walker, but what can we expect Is Shedeur slipping the main story Who improved a lot? Who whiffed? We talk the winners…

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#64 IF DUCT TAPE WON'T FIX IT, YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH 1:15:07

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Send us a text Southern Boy Survival Tactics, DUI Tricycles, and Redneck Wisdom – Welcome to the Chaos 🧻🍻🚜 This week on The Poor Choices Show, things get real dumb, real fast. We're joined by our special guest Dookie Mush, who instantly derails everything with enough redneck energy to power a Waffle House during a hurricane. We kick things off with…

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The 2025 Snap UK Mock Draft 1:48:43

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It's that time of the year, and this year, we go beyond the first round, and we mock Rounds 1 and 2. Who will reach? Who will bag a bargain? Who can pick a trade? Who will not look at the list and end up having to pick 6 teams straight? How many QBs will go? Which players will drop, because we don't rate them, or because we forgot about? It's our f…

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#63 IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH I WON'T GET MAD AT YOU 1:18:10

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Send us a text Fake Songs, Finger Sacrifices, and Dark Web Starter Packs – Just Another LAN Party 🎮🧠🍻 This week on The Poor Choices Show, the boys bring in a special guest to help navigate the most important issues of our time—like whether a straw has one hole or two, and if it’s socially acceptable to cut off a finger for permanent steak privilege…

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#62 JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE 1:22:26

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Send us a text HOAs, Goosebumps, and Post-Nut Sinus Relief – It’s For Science! 💩📚🍻 This episode kicks off with a. story of an intense battle between man and bug (because why not set the tone early?) and then dives headfirst into the weirdest, most ridiculous rollercoaster of topics we’ve ever crammed into one episode. We ask the big questions: 💰 Is…

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Julio Retires and Looking Ahead to the Draft 1:23:25

5M ago1:23:25

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There is now two weeks until the Draft, and we look at who might be top prospects going in the first round, and who are our guys we think might be hidden gems. Firstly though we discuss Geno's new deal, Trey McBridge resetting the Tight End market, get distracted by Griff hating on Kyler, and the retirement of Julio Jones…

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#61 TOM BRADY CAUGHT KISSING A MAN! 1:24:14

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Send us a text Death Bed Confessions, Harry Potter Pickup Lines, and a RAGING Problem 🦝🧙‍♂️💀 This week on The Poor Choices Show, we go from Tom Brady’s lips to bankrupting a country in less than 6 minutes—and somehow, it all makes sense. We kick things off with the latest installment of "How Bizarre," where Chris accidentally drops a song lyric on …

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#60 BE A BETTER FATHER... 1:35:50

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Send us a text Godparents, Ozark Pregnancies, and Who The F*** Are The “MDFoodieBoyz”!? This week’s episode is a masterclass in first-world problems, poor life choices, and unfiltered stupidity—in other words, business as usual. We kick it off reflecting on some of the most quick-witted comments we’ve heard before diving into a brutal round of yes …

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Giants QB Existential Crisis and an Off Season Catch Up 53:43

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Russell Wilson is the new Giants QB, but so is Jameis Winston. Neither of these are Daniel Jones, so one of the group is happy, but is better than Danny Dimes, a reasonable expectation, or just another low? What next for Aaron Rodgers? The Draft is now only a month away, who are top prospects, and we then find out who we'll be drafting in our Mock …

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#59 THE WHOLE TOP DIAMONDS AND THE BOTTOM ROSE GOLD 1:16:23

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Send us a text Magic Buttons, Toothless Nightmares, and European Lizards Invading Ohio 🦎💀🍻 We’re back with another completely unhinged episode, and this one’s got everything—messed-up dreams, vocal regrets, and the biggest scandals from our high school days. First up, we tackle the real questions: 🔘 If you had a magic button that did anything you w…

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#58 DING FRIES ARE DONE! 1:16:25

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Send us a text Hiding a Giraffe, Blue Junk, and the Great Sandwich Debate 🦒🍞💩 This episode is a perfect mix of absolute stupidity, unnecessary debates, and life’s real questions—like how the hell would you hide a giraffe from the government? (We have some very illegal ideas.) Then, sh*t gets philosophical: 🥪 If you cut a sandwich in half, do you ha…

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Free Agency Opening Recap 2025 1:52:56

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We go through every team, who are the headline in and outs, who has made a strong start to Free Agency, who is waiting for the next wave of moves, and whatever the Cowboys are doing. This is a bit longer than usual, but we wanted to cover every team.

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#57 IS THIS YOUR CAR? 1:09:45

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Send us a text Getting Arrested, Peeing in Cement, and Drafting the Ultimate Karen 🚔🎨🍌 If you’ve ever wondered what crime your friends think you’d get arrested for, this is the episode for you. We kick things off with Chris trying to guess what felony David would most likely commit, and honestly… some of these are too accurate. Then, things take a …

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#56 THE GREAT EMU WAR 1:27:59

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Send us a text Cyclops Tears, Bear Pants, and the Great Emu War – Absolute Nonsense Incoming 🦸‍♂️🦆🍻 Buckle up, degenerates—this episode goes from pop culture madness to historical stupidity in record time. First up, we celebrate the birthday of Tiger King himself (because nothing screams America like a mullet and exotic animals). Then, we get deep …

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#55 THE SECRET TO LOOKING YOUNGER 1:36:16

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Send us a text Blockbuster Diarrhea, Racial Slurs, and Male Stereotypes – Another Unhinged Episode 🎮💩🍻 If you’re looking for structure, logic, or even a shred of decency—this ain’t it. This week, we kick things off by asking what makes you a Toys-R-Us kid before spiraling into existential nonsense like aging in reverse and why waking up at 3 AM fee…

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#54 YOU'VE GOT MAIL 1:19:35

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Send us a text Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️ This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some important Christmas hypotheticals—if a naughty kid actually asks for coal, what do they get instead? Then we jump into a life-or-death question that no …

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Super Bowl 2025 - Eagles Brilliance & Enjoying Others Misery, Rodgers, Deebo and Hall of Fame 1:18:16

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The Eagles are your Super Bowl Champions for 2025, who dismantle the Chiefs, and leave Mahomes humbled. What were the key factors in the win? Aaron Rodgers is being let go by the Jets, is this it, or where does he end up next season? Deebo is being traded by the San Francisco 49ers, or should we say, Deebo is being released by the 49ers. We look in…

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#53 ONE YEAR OF POUR CHOICES 1:21:41

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Send us a text A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻 It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and spiraling into some of the dumbest (but most necessary) conversations imaginable. We kick things off with this week’s Pour Choices, because no episo…

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The Super Bowl Preview Show 2025 1:32:02

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You've probably realised it's Super Bowl week, so we look at who might win, how they might win, along with trying to muster up some enthusiasm for a match up that is not igniting our interest just yet. Myles Garrett wants a trade, and we discuss why the Mavs trading Luka Doncic in the NBA, may have repercussions for the NFL. The Hall of Good moves …

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#52 ONE DOLLAR, BOB 1:12:21

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Send us a text 100 Million Dollars, Talking Pets, and the Bob Draft – Pure Chaos Ensues 💰🐶🍻 Alright boys, strap in because this episode is one hell of a ride. We’re kicking things off with some hard-hitting scientific inquiries, like how many pennies would fit in your room? and the even more important question—would you stay in a building for the r…

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Championship Round - So it's Chiefs and Eagles then 1:32:14

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The Bills just don't come away from Arrowhead with a win in the Playoffs, and this was close, but whether the referees were the determining factor, or your Conspiracy Theory of choice, the Chiefs have a change of going 3-in-a-row. The Eagles return to the Super Bowl after whatever that was last year, with a large win over Washington. Are they the b…

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#51 THANKS FOR THE WARNING, OFFICER 1:16:47

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Send us a text Summoning Spells, Dirty Riddles, and the Ultimate Pizza Throwdown! 🍕🍻 Buckle up, fellas—this week’s episode is packed with unfiltered laughs, weird debates, and the kind of humor you didn’t know you needed. This week we kick things off with a quick discussion about the headache that is editing the audio for these damn shows, and then…

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Divisional Round - Commanders shock the Lions 1:34:13

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The best weekend of the season is here, and this year did not disappoint, with the Chiefs winning against a stout Texans defence, and producing much talk about Referee decisions. Elsewhere Commanders produce the shock of the round, beating the heavily fancied Lions Eagles can thank Saquon for another performance against the Rams Bills and Ravens is…

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#50 CANCEL THIS PODCAST! 1:21:19

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Send us a text Courtroom Chaos, Blindfolded Art, and the Largest Animal You Could KO! This week’s episode brings double the guests, double the laughs, and a whole lot of chaos! 🎉 David kicks things off by hilariously interrupting Chris Is it John Cena, or Erik? Is it Stone Cold, or Tally? But just when things start rolling, technical difficulties s…

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Wildcard Weekend - Bills and Ravens set up a Divisional Round clash 1:53:50

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Wildcard Weekend might not have had the clashes we hoped for, but it was still an interesting slate of games, with Rams and Texans defence setting up wins against fancied opponents, whilst making the lives of the opposition QBs an absolute nightmare. All games considered, including: Bills make easy work of the Broncos Ravens also don't have to do m…

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#49 WE'RE FAT & WE'RE DRINKIN' 1:25:16

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Send us a text Beer, Brain Twisters, and Severance: A Deep Dive into Memory and Mandela Madness! This week’s episode is all about memory, mind-bending shows, and a little bit of beer to keep things interesting. 🍻 We start things off with This Week’s Pour Choices, where we try a new beer, rate it 1–10, and (hopefully) don’t regret it. Then, it’s tim…

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Week 18 - Lions take the NFC, Broncos make it in, and Head Coach firings 1:57:28

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Lions beat Vikings to take the NFC North and the NFC No.1 seed. The Lions defence make Darnold's game miserable, and leave you wondering why Dan Campbell isn't more of a lock for Coach of the Year. Elsewhere: Broncos beat some people in Chiefs uniforms Bengals come up short Chargers move up the seeding Titans get the No.1 pick All games covered, no…

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#48 PEOPLE FRIENDLY, BUG DEADLY 1:29:07

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Send us a text Fruit Flies, Amazon, Stairs, and Chairs – Pure Podcast Mayhem! This week’s episode is an absolute rollercoaster of random debates, weird hypotheticals, and hot NFL QBs. 🏈🔥 First, Happy Birthday David Bowie, but we’re tackling the real issues—Is it pronounced “Boh-ee” or “Bow-ee”? (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Then it’s onto fruit …

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Week 17 - Who will make the Playoffs and who won't have a job next week? 1:29:56

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Week 17 was a mad and long week, with the Christmas games almost a week ago, but we start there, as the Chiefs make short work of the Steelers, whilst the Ravens are barely bothered by the Texans. Elsewhere The Chargers sew up a Playoff spot Vikings - Packers is another classic game from the NFC North Lions keep control of the NFC with a win over t…