Best Andrew Langer Podcasts (2025)

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Alfie Langer | Spray Tan Investigation | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews 28:57

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5d ago28:57

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Alfie calls in on his way to Canberra | Marto launches a Spray Tan Investigation | Harris Andrews gets us geared up for tomorrow's MASSIVE Q-Clash See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Cooked Call Comp | Lions Into The GF | Broken Kids | Weekend Karens 31:28

1h ago31:28

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Listen to the first of this week's Cooked Phone Calls - it's VERY good | Lions run away with their win against the Collywobbles | When kids' injuries create more work | Spotting weekend Karens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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National Tradies Day | Harris Andrews | Dave Hughes | Swooping Trauma 32:16

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It's National Tradies Day and we celebrated some of the great Tradie mishaps | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews gets us primed for their match against Collingwood | Dave Hughes on his punctured lung | Childhood swooping trauma See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Loose Cop | Hiding The Stash | Cleary & Fowler | Swooping Myths 26:56

1d ago26:56

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A Sheriff in Florida delivers an all-time verbal assault on a catfisher | Strange ways people hide their stash | Nathan Clearly lends advice to Mary Fowler | The myths of magpies swooping See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Dogs Who Save The Day | Victor & The Cheese | Swoop Busters 30:45

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Dogs who earn the keep are worth their weight in gold | The Brandon Smith & Victor Radley txts | Triple M's Swoop Busters See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Funny Things Said When Under Anaesthetic | Mum or Sister Mates | The Pope's Birthday 30:30

1h ago30:30

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We asked for what you've witnessed - or said yourself - when undergoing anaesthetic | Dating your Sister's or Mum's mates | Cardinal Marto turns up at The Pope's birthday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Broncos Golden Point Thriller | Magpie Revenge | Fishing Cheats 27:49

8d ago27:49

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A game for the ages in Canberra and our Footy Finals Messagebank went crazy | Getting revenge on Magpies this time of year | Ratbag cheaters | Croaky Choir Apologies: some drop-outs in the audio today again, thanks to a dodgy recorder - we're still investigating See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Marto's Dodgy Racehorse Deal | A Painful Record Set | Snoop Dogg Dissed 30:22

3h ago30:22

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Marto surprised his wife Cath as new racehorse owners | Woman sets every parent's nightmare record | Snoop Dogg dissed by V'Landys (who clearly knows little about Snoop) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Andrew and Jerry Warn: The Barbarians Are At The Gates! 48:16

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In Episode 98, Andrew Langer and Jerry Rogers are joined by Dr. Peter Pitts—former FDA Associate Commissioner and President of the Center for Medicine in the Public Interest—for a sobering discussion on how America's hospital system has been hijacked by greed, mismanagement, and a lack of accountability. Dr. Pitts explains how hospital consolidatio…

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What Does Your Car Do | Rob Thomas | Side Hustles | Ange Strikes Again 34:18

13d ago34:18

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Following Tesla's first driverless trip SYD-MEL, we asked: What does your car do | Megastar Rob Thomas joined the show, always a great talent | Side hustles that took over your 'real' job | Ange Postecoglou scores another massive gig See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto's Mad Monday | December Shagging | Tricky Ricky 32:55

3d ago32:55

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Marto made the news for his Mad Monday celebrations | December shagging investigation | Tricky Ricky Stuart and the sh*thole that is Canberra See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Father's Day Fails | Beau Ryan and The Amazing Race | Finals Footy | Top Dog Names 29:58

15d ago29:58

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That's another Father's Day done and dusted, but it wasn't an overall success | Beau Ryan takes us inside The Amazing Race | Marto explains the ins and outs of Finals Footy | The Top Dog Names of 2025 * apologies: there was an issue with the audio recorder this morning, so there are a few drop-outs here and there * See omnystudio.com/listener for p…

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The 3 Second Rule | Father's Day Warning | NFL Legend Jesse Williams | Sleeping In Your Car 29:46

18d ago29:46

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The Broncos SMASH Melbourne Storm | We break down the facts on the 3 Second Rule | A warning to all sons & daughters about Father's Day | NFL Legend Jesse Williams on Super Bowl | Margaux slept in her car last night! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Grandparent Stuff-Ups | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews | Drunk on the Plane | Desperate Dan 29:29

5d ago29:29

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When Grandparents are left in charge | Harris Andrews on where they'll target Geelong | A woman thrown off a Qantas flight | Desperate Dan Andrews embarrassing himself in China See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Proud or Povvo | Men Getting in Wife-Strife | Gummy Parenting 30:44

6d ago30:44

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Dan askes: Proud or Povvo | Men, what are you in trouble with your wife for | Are gummies the answer to parenting? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Reece Walsh's New Ad Campaign | Things Stolen Down Pants | Almost Nearly Died 34:01

21d ago34:01

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Following Reece Walsh filming himself drinking toilet water, Triple M has a new ad for him | A bloke was spotted in Woolies stealing a hot chook: what have you stolen down your pants | Dan has an all-time Almost Nearly Died tale to tell See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Mobility Scooter Madness | Brisbane Protests | Father Daughter Outings 30:49

8d ago30:49

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A mobility scooter and his passenger found their way onto the freeway | Brisbane protests seemed to cause confusion | Marto took his daughter, Hilly, to The Valley for a night out See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Bob Katter being Bob Katter | Marto Sings K-Pop | Lions' Skipper Harris Andrews 33:08

11d ago33:08

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It's all over the news, but what do we really think of Bob Katter | Marto gets into the groove singing some K-Pop bangers | Lions' Captain Harris Andrews and what he thinks of their forwards missing goals See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Best Beer Occasions | Rent or Buy | Father Martin's Big Day | Here Come The Suns 33:22

26d ago33:22

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What's the best occasion for having a beer | House prices insane: are you actually better off renting | It's Buy a Priest a Beer Day and Father Greg is getting dressed up for beers at The Lord Alfred hotel See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Taylor & Kelce | Banned From Church | What Sets Off Your Dog | Bogan News 31:52

13d ago31:52

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Taylor Swift officially off the market...for now | Cracking stories of getting banned from Church | What sets off your dog | Breaking Triple M Bogan News See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Young Man Old Man's Name | Your longest 'Drought' | Tasty Truck On Fire 32:35

14d ago32:35

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Following the sacking of Des Hasler, we wondered if young men have old men's names | The longest bedroom shenanigans drought | Truck on fire with a tasty twist See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto The Priest | Souvenirs From Pubs | Lions Scrape Through 32:50

15d ago32:50

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Margaux was away today, so the boys got a bit loose, with Marto donning a priest outfit for the show | What have you 'Souvenired' from a pub | The Lions kick 23 behinds but scrape through against The Hawks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Things That Make You Go Ooooh | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews | Shout a Priest a Beer 30:09

18d ago30:09

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A show favourite: Things That Make You Go Ooooh | Harris Andrews on this week's must-win match | Shout a Priest a Beer....listen for the explanation :) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Naked Gun Gotcha Call | Out of Control Tools | They're Killing Wally 27:25

1M ago27:25

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Celebrating the release of the new Naked Gun movie, we get in the mood with a fart prank | When your tools get out of control | Are Ch9 Killing Wally | Streets Beach re-opens | Sneaking into Drive-Ins in the 80s | Trump believes he's going to heaven See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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True Love | Farewell Irene | NRL Yellow Cards | Modern-Day Discipline 34:12

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When did you know it was true love - for all the wrong reasons | Marto got carried away with Irene | NRL Yellow Cards to stop players milking penalties | Parenting and discipline: what are the guidelines? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Dropping Your Dacks | The Silent Treatment | Milestone Men 30:30

21d ago30:30

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Apparently 'mooning' is back in favour with Aussies | Margaux is giving Corey the Silent Treatment | Marto celebrates Milestone Men See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Paul Kelly | First Impressions Gone Awry | Brisbane Earthquake 34:15

22d ago34:15

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Paul Kelly calls in with great news | First impressions when you met the in-laws | The Brisbane Quake that took us all by surprise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Alfie Langer | Bernard Fanning | Harris Andrews | Avoiding Your Partner 31:47

1M ago31:47

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We managed to track down Alfie....sober! | Harris Andrews, Lions' Capt, calls in for a laugh | How do you avoid your partner? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Albo Disgusted With MMM | Bonnie Blue | The Smelliest Smell 26:37

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We surprised PM Albanese in-studio and he wasn't happy | Bonnie Blue back in the news | Marto reveals the smelliest smell and makes Margaux puke See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Exclusive | Albo disgusted by Triple M!!! 9:05

1M ago9:05

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The PM dropped into our studios for a surprise he wasn't expecting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Ipswich 400 Winner Broc Feeney | Best Jobs For The Perve | Spoon Shame 31:35

1M ago31:35

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We talk with Broc Feeney following his win on the weekend | Some jobs are better for perving | Marto's Wooden Spoon Shame See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Suburb Nicknames | Marto's Talking Parrot | Prince Pervy 28:39

1M ago28:39

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Some great nicknames for well-known suburbs of Brisbane | Marto has a surprise - and it's a parrot! | Prince Andrew's pervy-ness reaches new heights See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Sibling Trauma | Sounds of the Ekka | Marto's Wooden Spoon Idea 29:39

2M ago29:39

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Did you suffer from a bully sister/brother? Plenty did! | We run the Sounds of the Ekka Comp: Licking an ice cream and getting brain freeze | Marto's brilliant idea for the battle of the NRL Wooden Spoon | Bonus Content: Dildos on the court See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto Takes Over The Classroom | Panther 'Cheeters' | Loose Teachers 30:23

2M ago30:23

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With the teachers' strike on today, Marto steps up to the plate | The Panthers have been proven to be cheaters (cheeters) | The loosest teachers going 'round See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Places To Stay Too Long | Marto Turns On Coles | Flipping The Bird 33:20

2M ago33:20

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Our Producer Alex just spent FOUR DAYS in Uluru.....too long? | Marto, after 40 years, turns to Woolies | AFL players seem happy flipping the bird See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Rank Food | Margaux Inspires Bonnie Blue | Logies Wrap 32:11

2M ago32:11

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What's the most rank thing you've eaten | Margaux's inspirational speech | The full Logies wrap See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Queensland Only! | Ft. Broncos' Adam Reynolds & Ben Hunt, and Dolphins' Tom Gilbert! 16:30

2M ago16:30

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Welcome back to Queensland Only! Every week we tackle the biggest issues and talk to the biggest stars in Queensland Rugby League. This week Broncos' Adam Reynolds joins The Rush Hour with Dobbo and Elliott, and Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan chat with Broncos' Ben Hunt and Dolphins Skipper Tom Gilbert! See omnystudio.com/listener f…

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US Rockets v Aussie Rockets | Entourage's Ari Gold | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews AND Dolphins Capt Tom Gilbert 31:15

2M ago31:15

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We compare US rockets to Aussie rockets.....fail | Jeremy Piven aka Entourage's Ari Gold, calls in | Captains Harris Andrews and Tom Gilbert See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Weird Funeral Requests | Jimmy Barnes and Iva Davies | What Did Marto Throw Out 29:59

2M ago29:59

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Ozzy Osbourne had some hilarious funeral requests, so we asked what are the best ones you've heard | Jimmy Barnes and Iva Davies call into the show | Dan was on-hand, catching what Marto was throwing out when he moved yesterday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Proud Or Povo | Marto's Moving | YouTube Ban Explained 32:01

2M ago32:01

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We asked: Things that make you feel proud or povo | Marto finally moving into his new apartment | Trevor Long explains the upcoming YouTube ban See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Time For 'Swingathon' | Is Reece Walsh Cooked | Causing Workplace Damages 30:35

2M ago30:35

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Ladies and gents, get ready for Swingathon | Reece Walsh missed a critical part of his development | What have you cost your workplace? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Triple M's Stolen Playlist | US Navy In Town | What Did You Miss? 33:08

2M ago33:08

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Another station basically replayed Triple M's Playlist over the weekend | The USA Navy hits town and Marto says one particular industry is benefitting | What did you miss when you left early? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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QUEENSLAND ONLY! | Ft. Adam Reynolds, Tom Dearden , Pat Carrigan, Gehamat Shibasaki & Tom Gilbert! 26:07

2M ago26:07

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This week on Queensland Only, Broncos' Adam Reynolds, Pat Carrigan and Gehamat Shibasaki and Queenslands' Tom Dearden join The Rush Hour with Leisel, Liam and Dobbo! Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan also speak to Dolphins' Skipper Tom Gilbert on their bye week to discuss Des Hasler's blow-up, Jake Averillo's efforts this season and ho…

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The Hulk Tribute, Brisbane Style | Logan Is Truly Loose | The Dull Men's Club 29:00

2M ago29:00

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Hulk Hogan dies and Brisbane callers do their best to honour him | Logan this weekend is truly a loose place worth visiting | Another instalment of The Dull Men's Club See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Margaux RBT | Olympic Update from Crisafulli | Gate-crashing Holidays 31:33

2M ago31:33

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Margaux spotted an RBT and thought she might have some fun | Premier Crisafulli gives us an update on the Olympic 'Big Build' progress | Gate-crashing someone else's holiday | Scott Cam revs us up for this Sunday's launch of The Block See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Getting Hacked | Remember Your First Drink | Ozzy Osbourne 34:00

2M ago34:00

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New tech arises that means more hacking/phishing | Wemember Wednesday: Your first drink | Ozzy Osbourne passes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto All For Cheerleaders | Having Another Organ | Coldplay Update 33:19

2M ago33:19

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Marto excited over the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders latest selection | Whose organ do you have | The Coldplay cheating saga just gets better See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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When Your Boss Gets Busted | The Noosa Croc | Should We Ban E-bikes 30:58

2M ago30:58

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Coldplay's famous CEO moment | A massive croc spotted in Noosa | The whole debate about over-powered e-bikes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Margaux Butches The English Language (... again) | HOLIDAY PODCAST 16:10

2M ago16:10

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Marto, Margaux and Dan swing by mid-holidays with a few good stories. Margaux murders the English language (again). Marto has an epiphany at a 60th. And the office calls out Margaux - rightfully so. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Marto and Dan Call Out Margaux | HOLIDAY PODCAST 10:33

2M ago10:33

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Marto, Margaux and Dan are dropping in from holidays with a few cracking yarns. Marto and Dan give Margaux grief (as always) for turning her birthday into a national holiday, they unpack some of the wildest vape nicknames going around, and ask the big question - how do you keep kids entertained these days? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in…