Best Stoner Humor Podcasts (2025)

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Waiting Mode: Paralysis, Procrastination, and the Great Millennial Standoff 44:11

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8d ago44:11

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Ever had your whole day ruined by the dread of a dentist appointment, a brunch plan, or a package delivery window? Welcome to “waiting mode”—that anxiety paralysis where you can’t do anything until the next thing is over. In this episode, Peter and Shaun spiral through the utterly relatable mental chaos of looming commitments, from why a simple pho…

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Peters Savage Solution Ep 2 (Demonic Cats, Vegan Nightmares & Shower Door Scandals) 32:08

9d ago32:08

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Welcome back to the show where your fucked-up problems become Peter's entertainment. This week's disasters include: a girlfriend convinced her cat is possessed by demons (spoiler: it's just an asshole), a psychotic roommate secretly feeding someone's cat VEGAN food, and a babysitter whose client has mysteriously vanished (theories range from murder…

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Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch) 53:55

13d ago53:55

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Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truths, and enough shared confusion to make your group chat spiral. Join us for a Monday where brunch is blurry, pop culture is gaslit, and nobody makes it …

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Mom, The Internet Hates Me (Again) 53:50

16d ago53:50

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Wake up, doomscrollers: The internet in 2025 moves faster than your morning coffee, and today it’s your turn in the cancellation queue. On this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we unpack what it means to open your phone and find your old tweets trending, your newest TikTok stitched with a sorrowful violin soundtrack, and your mom texting, “Are you…

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Peter's Savage Solutions (Minisode Series) Episode 1 29:13

18d ago29:13

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Get ready for a ruthless ride as Peter brings the hard truths and hotter takes in the premiere of “Peter’s Savage Solutions”! Why pay for therapy when Reddit (and Peter’s opinions) are free? In this first minisode, Peter and Sean dive into: Gaycation drama gone wild—Ibiza-style Awkwardly honest relationship confessions Partners who pack bags (and d…

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Dwerk Hard, Play Harder: Season 2 Kickoff 59:12

20d ago59:12

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Vacation’s over and the chaos crew is back—with extra glitter, accidental thirst traps, and questionable Instagram scrolls. In this unfiltered Season 2 premiere, Peter, Carissa, and Shaun go deep on internet dwerking (yes, with a “d”), public indecency, and stories so wild you’ll need a private folder for your camera roll. From gym class drama to C…

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Season Finale: Confessions, Chaos & Vinegar Balls 59:00

1M ago59:00

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It’s here—the unhinged, oversharing, totally unpredictable Apocalypse & Avocados SEASON FINALE! We tried to be deep, but gave up and went full chaos: a game with no rules, criminal confessions, surprise guests (who had no idea), and WAY too many niche Easter eggs. Did we get meaningful? Barely. Did we get personal? Always. Oh, and did someone say “…

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Outrage Olympics: Taking Gold in Everyday Drama 53:04

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Could you win a medal in daily overreacting? This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, Peter and Shaun are letting their inner drama athletes run wild. From waking up annoyed at headlines or breakfast pics, to getting irrationally heated at almond milk recommendations, they dive into 21st-century emotional gymnastics—no actual fitness required. Peter a…

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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things! 1:08:09

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Ever find yourself in a heated debate over pineapple pizza, all while sipping a $16 mocktail that tastes like capitalism and existential dread? Same. This week, Peter confesses to rage-Googling cruise ship disappearances, Shaun reviews overpriced lattes with a splash of chaos, and Carissa exposes why self-care is now sold at luxury pricing. If you’…

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Digital Disasters and Strawberry Robots: A Survival Guide 59:42

1M ago59:42

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Warning: Carissa admits she Googled "Dame un grr" for 20 minutes and discovered constipation is now a trend. We're all questioning reality. This week, your favorite disasters dissect living authentically when robots write catchier songs than humans but they're about microwaves having existential crises. We decode the psychological mindfuck of Gen Z…

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Family Drama, Face Plants, and Why Democracy Took a Vacation 48:34

2M ago48:34

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Warning: Peter goes off about family drama right out the gate, but don't worry—it's therapeutic AF. This week, the beautiful disasters tackle what happens when you stop settling for boring shit and start actually living. Carissa face-planted while waterskiing for the first time (10/10 would recommend), Peter serves family drama realness, and Shaun'…

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The Great Unraveling: July 2025's Chaos State 1:07:22

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So Peter's editing at midnight, gets an ad for a $400 scalp ritual while reading about flood victims, and almost clicks "buy now." That's... that's where we're at as humans right now. Episode 30 is here and we're spiraling about July 2025—the timeline where we're googling skincare tips during actual disasters. What we're unpacking: People searched …

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Crying, Co🧃chie Sweat, and Colonizers 1:01:43

2M ago1:01:43

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It’s hot. It’s messy. And no one knows what month it is anymore. Welcome to Apocalypse & Avocados: Midsummer Meltdown Edition. Peter, Carissa, and Issa are back together, sweaty and unfiltered, to spiral through this chaotic season of Barbieheimer fallout, concert therapy, LaBooBoo demon dolls, and Euro-core travel influencers who claim red wine fo…

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Avocados Abroad: The Big Announcement 16:31

2M ago16:31

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Peter and Shaun drop the bombshell you didn't see coming: they're leaving the United States and moving to Portugal. In this special minisode launch of "Avocados Abroad," the duo gets brutally honest about the three-year journey that led to this life-changing decision. From the political climate that first sparked the idea to the November election t…

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Therapy-Speak Hangover & the Great Detachment 1:01:53

2M ago1:01:53

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Burnout is a badge of honor, “boundaries” are a weapon, and everyone’s a self-diagnosed expert—welcome to 2025. In this unfiltered episode, Peter (with Shaun riding shotgun) dives headfirst into the therapy-speak epidemic, the rise of viral quitting, and the dopamine arms race that’s left us all exhausted and emotionally detached. We break down: Ho…

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Main Character Syndrome & The Pandemic of Flakiness: Bring Your Own Damn Gift Bag 57:45

2M ago57:45

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Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP lies, and the rise of main character syndrome. From group chats that turn into graveyards to the art of soft ghosting and the absurdity of adult gift bags, nothing escapes their unfiltered takes. Expect rants ab…

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Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer. 46:56

2M ago46:56

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Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee melting in your lap—must be summer. In this chaotic and uncomfortably relatable episode, Shaun and Peter unpack the mess that is being queer in the land of backyard BBQs, disappearing Pride merch, and American e…

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Snack Attack: Millennial Food Trauma & Nutrition Glow-Ups 47:11

2M ago47:11

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🎙️ Snack Attack: Millennial Food Trauma & Nutrition Glow-Ups Hosted by Carissa | Apocalypse & Avocados If you ever ate a rice cake and called it dinner, this one’s for you. In this episode, we dive fork-first into the chaotic world of millennial food trauma, unpacking the diet culture disasters we grew up with (SlimFast, we’re looking at you), and …

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No Comfort Zones: Facing the Stories That Change Everything 44:21

3M ago44:21

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This week, we’re stepping way outside our comfort zones—and inviting you to do the same. In this episode, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa drop the filters and dive into the headlines that keep us up at night: Trump’s sweeping new travel ban and its ripple effects on millions of families, the ongoing humanitarian crises in Gaza and Ukraine, and the relent…

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The Gag Order Part 2: Pretty in Pink (Bracket), Petty on Purpose | Drag Race Allstars 10 (Minisode 2) 50:08

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 Pink Bracket: Drama, Designs & Delusions | Gag Order Episode Review Welcome back to the Gag Order! In this episode, we dive into the glitter-soaked world of the Pink Bracket Queens from RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10. Join us as we break down the runway looks, the drama, and the unforgettable performances from the f…

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Nothing Is Safe - Not My Cartoons, Not My Capri Sun 1:13:42

3M ago1:13:42

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Remember when juice was just juice and cartoons didn’t need a gritty reboot? Welcome to the episode where we unpack how everything from your childhood—snacks, shows, and even your beloved Capri Sun—has been rebranded, repackaged, and rebooted for adulthood. From alcoholic Sunny D to Barbie movies and mushroom-infused “wellness” drinks, Peter, Shaun…

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Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About 58:09

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Mental Health—Messy, Memeable, and (Still) Worth Talking About 🧠🌍💬 From Tokyo to Toronto, millennials are losing our collective minds—and this time, it’s not just the algorithm’s fault. In this brutally honest, chaotically comforting episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the gang (Peter, Shaun, and Carissa) dives deep into the global mental health cris…

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Hot Girl Walks, and Internalized Misogyny 1:07:18

3M ago1:07:18

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🎧 Hot Girl Walks and Internalized Misogyny This week, we lace up our sneakers and take a long, emotionally loaded stroll through the twisted world of fitness culture, social media, and—yep—internalized misogyny. From silent cardio competition at the gym to the curated chaos of “Hot Girl Walk” TikToks, we unpack how societal pressure turns wellness …

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Am I The Asshole? Probably, But Let's Discuss. 59:31

3M ago59:31

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Welcome to the courtroom of chaos, where the judge is petty, the jury is hungover, and the only law we follow is vibes. In this episode, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into the depths of Reddit’s infamous Am I the Asshole (AITA) subreddit—and spoiler alert: everyone kind of sucks. From a dry wedding where guests had to secretly pay …

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The Gag Order| Drag-Race All Stars 10 (Minisode 1) 23:45

3M ago23:45

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The Gag Order | Drag Race All-Stars Reactions, Reviews & Pride Commentary Get ready to gag! The Gag Order is your go-to playlist for hilarious and honest reactions to RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. Join our queer millennial hosts as they break down each episode with fashion critiques, entrance look reviews, and hot takes on your favorite drag queens…