Best Sacred Chef Podcasts (2025)

(Woman). Josh and Sarah talk about Friendship (2024) and get into a heated argument when Josh Mansplains The Accountant (2016) before they both read Reddit stories about sending kids to the front desk, telling a friend's fiance to F off, and "cheating" at eating competitions. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-y…

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#247: Emotional Support Duck 3:21:16

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They are real, they are adorable, and everyone should have one. Josh Mansplains Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001) to Sarah before they both read Reddit stories about service animals, going on walks with your hot girlfriend, and being a LinkedIn influencer. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-pa…

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#246: Backflipping Your Way Out Of Problems 3:41:20

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Doing sick backflips can get you out of any problem. Josh Mansplains Real Women Have Curves (2002) before they both read Reddit stories about bad proposals, attacking your new roommate, and being from the Pentagon. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%20can%2…

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#245: Chekcop's Gun 3:38:52

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If you give a cop a weapon in the first act, it's gonna get used by the third act. Josh and Sarah talk about their recent collab with Reddit On Wiki and talk about Weapons (2025) before they both read Reddit stories about practical jokes, not attending a wedding, and working the front desk. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.ne…

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#244: Smooch That Forehead 3:03:44

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Just a little smooch. Sarah explains Umamusume to Josh before they both read Reddit stories about forehead kisses, ruining your new mattress, and League of Legends. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%20can%20include%20writing%20to,to%20bring%20about%20posit…

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#243: Hootin' And Hollerin' 3:21:48

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We're gonna go to space and drill a hole in an asteroid. Josh Mansplains Armageddon (1998) to Sarah before they both Reddit stories about kicking your BF's sister out, AI in DND, and working in the heat. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%20can%20include%20…

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#242: Chill Summer Vibes 3:03:16

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We’ve totally been chilling, with no problems whatsoever. Josh and Sarah bring back the water heater segment before Josh Mansplains The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) to Sarah and they both Reddit stories about waking people up, AI in DND, and dollar hot dogs. Check out our BuyMeACoffee Supporters Check out Transxpttrpg: https://www.twitch.tv/t…

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#241: Why Nut? 3:38:30

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An age old question, and definitely not a mispronunciation. Josh Mansplains Equilibrium (2002) to Sarah before they both Reddit stories about working from home, the 4th of July, and getting thirsty. Check out Art by JFox: https://artbyjfox.carrd.co/ Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-…

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#240: Chicken Chuckin' 3:53:25

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Alternate title: Rooster Daddy. Josh and Sarah talk about The Bear Season 4 (with heavy spoilers!) before reading Reddit stories about chickens, pool water extraction, and ordering last minute at a restaurant. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%20can%20incl…

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#239: P*nch 3:21:46

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You ever get so mad you just wanna p*nch someone? Josh and Sarah talk about their week off and Josh Mansplains I Saw The TV Glow before reading Reddit stories about coworkers stealing credit, graduation seats, and apologizing to your sister in law. Creator of the lesbian flag, Emily Gwen: https://emilygwen.carrd.co/ Sarah's Artfight profile: https:…

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Your Flakiness Would Make A Pastry Chef Jealous: A Modern Loyalty Crisis 3:12

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DESCRIPTION: In this scorching takedown of modern commitment-phobia, witness a masterful skewering of society's increasingly casual relationship with keeping their word. From imaginary "dis-loyalty" programs to grandmother's viral OnlyFans, this acid-tongued critique perfectly captures the absurdity of our "sorry something came up" culture. 🌶️ SPIC…

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How Puppies Murdered Our Sense of Wonder in a Cosmic Vocabulary Theft 3:34

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Description: When did we start baby-talking at cosmic wonders while treating puppies like religious experiences? Khayyam dissects society's backwards relationship with genuine awe versus manufactured cuteness, exposing how we've emotionally devalued the sublime while inflating the mundane. A scorching takedown of linguistic laziness meets existenti…

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School Is Costing Your Kids Their Souls While You Pay For The Lobotomy 3:07

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Description: From textbooks updated more frequently than Taylor Swift's boyfriends to helicopter parents treating B+ grades like national emergencies, our education system has become a joke with a punchline nobody can afford. Watch how we've transformed schools into Spirit Airlines with desks—cramming bodies in while cutting every corner that isn't…

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Makeup Money Meltdown Makes Market Mavens Malfunction 2:46

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DESCRIPTION: Get ready as we demolish the so-called "Lipstick Index" faster than your ex deleting their dating profile. This scorching takedown exposes the beauty industry's biggest fairytale since "miracle" anti-aging creams, serving pure economic reality with a side of savage comedy. Watch as late-stage capitalism gets its makeup removed – and ho…

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MEDICINE OF THE SUN with Nadine Artemis 1:14:56

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Joyous Solstice! Nadine Artemis—botanical muse, author, and founder of Living Libations— is back for an energizing conversation on one of the core sources of Life itself: the Sun. As Nadine quotes the poet Hafiz, “The Sun is my Lover of Millions of Years” Tune in to understand The Science + Spirituality behind Sun Worship Correlations between Sunli…

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Hollywood's Digital Sweatshop Just Found Its Meth Lab 2:24

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Description: Silicon Valley's latest fever dream promises Lord of the Rings on a PornHub budget while "disruptors" self-congratulate in an endless loop until the final climax of render. From AI Chads speedrunning creativity to algorithms that think they're Peter Jackson, we're watching the death of craftsmanship in real-time—now with added fire emo…

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#238: Respectful Soup Slurpin' 3:36:45

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It’s cool to slurp in Japan. Josh and Sarah talk about Pulse in Sarah’s Newspaper Segment and Josh Mansplains Milk (2008) before reading Reddit stories about slurping soup, drinking alcohol as a woman, and writing fanfic. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%…

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Tech Giants' Twenty Billion Dollar Foreplay Gets Cockblocked By Federal Judge 3:36

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DESCRIPTION: A scorching exposé of the most expensive friends-with-benefits arrangement in Silicon Valley, where Google pays Apple billions just to stay in their search bar. Watch as a federal judge threatens to become the ultimate cockblock in this corporate throuple gone wrong. SPICE INDEX: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ A scathing takedown of Big Tech's most expens…

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Silicon Valley's Robot Snitches Are Watching You Pee 3:19

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Description: Oh look, Silicon Valley made robots that can drive AND spy on you! How convenient! Waymo's fleet of rolling surveillance cameras isn't creepy AT ALL—just like having your paranoid ex follow you everywhere but with better gas mileage. Watch as tech bros clutch their Patagonia vests while their digital tattletales get what's coming to th…

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Big Brother's Digital Orgy Makes Orwell Look Like A Privacy Prude 3:24

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DESCRIPTION: A scorching takedown of America's surveillance state that blends dystopian horror with razor-sharp wit. From Palantir's all-seeing eye to government agencies' data-sharing love fest, this rant exposes how privacy became America's favorite joke – served with a side of Lord of the Rings references and enough dark humor to make a cybersec…

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#237: Never Stop Being Gay 3:53:09

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Happy Pride Month. Josh and Sarah talk about Pride Month and Josh Mansplains Battleship before reading Reddit stories about ditching your friend's party, locking the office fridge, and paying the entire bill at dinner. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%20c…

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Air Traffic Controllers Run Newark Airport Like a Dollar Store Space Program 3:33

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DESCRIPTION: A blistering takedown of Newark Airport's laughably antiquated air traffic control system, where Philadelphia manages New York's skies through copper wires and prayers. From tech older than Y2K to controllers surviving on coffee and spite, this rant exposes the terrifying comedy of America's "safest" aviation system. SPICE INDEX: 🌶️🌶️🌶…

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Elmo Got Fired and Now American Work Culture Is Officially Dead 3:13

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Description: In this scorching takedown of modern work culture, witness the moment when Elmo's LinkedIn crisis becomes a mirror reflecting our collective professional nightmare. From corporate vultures to performative grief-posting, this raw examination exposes how we've turned career desperation into digital theater—all through the lens of a unemp…

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Billionaire Breakup Breaks America While Democracy Burns in Their DMs 3:37

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Description: A scorching takedown of the Trump-Musk bromance gone sour, where two ego-driven titans duke it out on social media while Rome burns. This razor-sharp commentary slices through the celebrity circus to expose the terrifying reality: our democracy has become collateral damage in a billionaire's break-up text thread. Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶…

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Digital Democracy Dies in Your Smart Fridge While You Watch Netflix 4:00

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DESCRIPTION: Step into the paranoid but poignant world of a digital resistance fighter who's had enough of our surveillance-saturated society. From smart fridges spying on your midnight snacks to toasters filing corporate reports, this darkly humorous rant exposes the absurd reality of our self-imposed digital prison—with excellent WiFi coverage. S…

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Mechanical Murderbots Train for Human Extinction While We Cheer Like Idiots 3:28

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Witness humanity's spectacular self-destruction as we teach robots to beat each other senseless while we applaud our own demise. This blistering rant exposes our collective insanity in creating combat-ready machines with precision that would make a Swiss watchmaker orgasm. From mechanical Roombas with rage issues to Matrix-level fighting in just si…

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NASA's Fire Wall Makes Satan's Sauna Look Like a Nordic Ice Bath 2:51

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📝 DESCRIPTION: Buckle up for a thermonuclear takedown of humanity's greatest space discovery - a 50,000 Kelvin cosmic barrier that makes Hell look like a winter retreat. From disco-era space probes to universe-penetrating revelations, this rant scorches through scientific wonder with the heat of a thousand dying stars and the wit of a caffeinated p…

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Silicon Valley’s Pale Vampire Can Surf and Day Walk Now 3:39

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Description: While you were busy posting cat memes, a socially awkward code monkey with all the charisma of wet cardboard convinced three billion people to voluntarily enter his digital prison. Now he's turning your family photos into corporate gold mines and your personal traumas into quarterly earnings reports. Congratulations, we played ourselve…

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#236: Professional Candle Blowing 3:15:16

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My kid is the best at blowing out birthday candles. Josh and Sarah talk about Josh’s birthday before reading Reddit stories about birthday candles, having the right to talk to introverts, and borrowing furniture. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%20can%20i…

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America's Five-Star Resort Has Become A Star-Spangled Insane Asylum 3:02

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DESCRIPTION: Hold onto your bulletproof vests, folks! In this scorching takedown, Khayyam dissects how the US went from top tourist hotspot to international cautionary tale. Between trigger-happy theme parks and airlines crying into their quarterly reports, this rant serves up a deliciously savage portion of American exceptionalism gone wrong. 🌶️ S…

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Cosmic Plagiarists Picking Through Universe's Trash While Calling It Genius 3:16

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Description: From quantum mechanics to cryptocurrency, we're just cosmic copycats stumbling upon the instruction manual dropped by previous tenants. We launch robots to Mars while still arguing about pineapple on pizza, strutting around like we invented consciousness when we're just the latest production of "Humans: The Musical"—now with more exist…

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Professional Class PTSD: The Smart People Are Fucking Terrified 3:04

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Description: When doctors, engineers and tech experts are all panic-buying bunkers and learning subsistence farming, maybe it's time to put down the phone and pay attention. A savage takedown of how society's brightest minds are collectively losing their shit while the rest of us scroll through cat videos. Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Maximum heat becau…

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Airport Gestapo Makes You Dance Through Hell In Socks You Regret Wearing 5:37

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Description: From TSA agents fondling water bottles like nuclear devices to border agents acting like Jack Bauer on a power trip, airport security has become democracy's most theatrical production. Watch as middle-aged accountants get freedom-frisked while the system misses 95% of actual threats and you strip naked in public wondering when your dig…

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#235: A Singular Apple (Featuring Isaac Carlson) 4:11:23

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Sometimes you just gotta buy one lone apple. Josh and Sarah are joined by Isaac Carlson to talk about DuckTales and media in general before reading Reddit stories about AI in DND, skipping a birthday party, and not letting people in front of you in the grocery store line. Thanks again to Isaac for coming on, here's where you can find him! YouTube: …

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Spring Fever's Annual Shitshow: Has Your Wallet Opening Wider Than Your Legs 2:51

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Description: From dating app thirst traps masquerading as nature enthusiasts to corporate America's pastel-colored midlife crisis, spring fever has turned society into a horny petting zoo with commitment issues. Watch as perfectly rational humans transform into sexually-charged DIY disasters while their credit cards melt faster than ice cream in Au…

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Cedar Jones is Disrupting LinkedIn One Bullshitter at a Time 3:54

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Description: Cedar Jones is the last sane voice in LinkedIn's algorithmic hellscape where AI evangelists stroke each other's egos in a self-congratulatory feedback loop. While Silicon Valley shamans claim ChatGPT makes them the next Turing, Cedar's nicotine-fueled takedowns expose the LinkedIn disruptors for what they really are: keyboard prophets …

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Your Brain Cells Are Committing Mass Suicide While You Watch TikTok 3:17

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Description: From college professors teaching remedial reading to adults who can't find Ukraine on a map despite an active war, our collective intelligence is in freefall. While science confirms our IQs are dropping faster than pants at a nudist colony, we're too busy arguing about which color dress broke the internet to notice our brains have left…

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The Robot Revolution Is Just Roomba Bumping Into Chair Legs 2:56

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Description: From backflipping Boston Dynamics nightmares to $800 robo-discs that can't handle throw pillows, our technological blue-balling is complete. We were promised Rosie from The Jetsons but got digital snitches with PhDs in useless trivia instead of clean houses. Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Why the robot revolution flopped? Simple: Silicon Valley…

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#234: Pushing Over Old People (Featuring Reddit On Wiki) 3:25:09

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You look like you got $20 bucks on you. Josh and Sarah discuss their collaboration experiences, their week off, and DND, before being joined by Josh and John from Reddit On Wiki to read Reddit stories about “hitting someone’s car,” alarms, and calling your coworker babe. Watch our collab with Reddit On Wiki! https://youtu.be/s3w67qkYvqw?si=3GOrxRwE…

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Church of AI Worship Is Just Film School With Extra Buzzwords 2:49

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Description: While real filmmakers struggle to fund projects, tech bros with god complexes are hosting AI film festivals faster than crypto scams multiply. These digital petting zoos showcase algorithmic fever dreams that make Salvador Dalí look like Bob Ross, all while venture capitalists throw money at anything labeled "AI-generated consciousness…

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Your Reliability Is Just A Job Description Not A Superhero Origin Story 2:38

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Description: A blistering takedown of corporate America's favorite linguistic fossil that turns basic competence into mythical heroism. When did simply doing your job become worthy of an outdated catchphrase that sounds like a porta-potty company? Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ This rant dissects corporate America's love affair with phrases that turn regula…

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THE ART OF BIO~FINESSING with Nadine Artemis 1:10:04

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Cracking the code on Oxalates, Light Therapy and Elemental Nourishment We are joined for the third time by the luminous Nadine Artemis—author, entrepreneur, mother, poet, botanical alchemist, and founder of Living Libations—for an expansive dialogue on deep nourishment and ways to reclaim radiant health in a complex modern life. From barefoot walks…

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Your Beloved Hawaiian Pizza Is A War Crime Against Humanity 3:01

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Description This blistering takedown of pineapple pizza lovers exposes the culinary terrorism happening on $12.99 delivery. While Italian grandmothers weep, these tropical fruit terrorists smugly desecrate centuries of tradition, claiming "balanced flavors" while committing atrocities that would make a chef reach for their wooden spoon. Spice Index…

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Your Digital Existence is Being Sold While You Mindlessly Scroll Through Proof 2:34

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Description: Khayyam unleashes hellfire on Big Tech's privacy invasion circus. From Zuckerberg's data fetish to the NSA's creepy uncle vibes, we're all just digital exhibitionists trading our souls for cat videos and dopamine hits. Wake up, America—your phone isn't a tool, it's the fishing line and you're the goddamn worm. Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ W…

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Modern Wellness Hustlers Are Selling You Pond Water 2:39

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Description: Wellness charlatans are repackaging grandma's garden weeds with Silicon Valley buzzwords, charging nine bucks for what amounts to herbal tea with constipation remedies. While the FDA naps, Patagonia-vested bros are mixing pond water with dandelion root, promising Stephen Hawking's brain and a rhino's libido in every overpriced sip. Spi…

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Hollywood's Multiverse Fetish Is Just Recycled Plots With Quantum Buzzwords 3:27

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Description: From lazy reboots masquerading as parallel dimensions to executives who think audiences have PhDs in theoretical physics, Hollywood's multiverse obsession exposes their creative bankruptcy. It's the narrative equivalent of throwing everything at the wall and claiming whatever sticks is an "alternate timeline." Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ The…

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Tech Billionaires Are Fucking Us All While We Applaud Their Battery Life 3:09

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Description: Silicon Valley's digital overlords have created the ultimate circle jerk, trading our personal data like baseball cards in a schoolyard full of billionaires. While their financial fluffers make the numbers look prettier than a hooker on commission night, we keep bending over for same-day delivery and funny cat videos. Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️…

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#233: Unsolicited Meat Pics 3:30:39

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Gotta get gout to own the libs. Josh and Sarah discuss crochet and talk about Conclave and Tar before they read Reddit stories about getting gout, pranking your sister, and playing bass. Palestine Links: Best Ways to Support: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html#:~:text=This%20can%20include%20writing%20to,to%2…

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The Movie Theater Apocalypse Is Devouring Your Attention Span 2:38

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Description: From $27 popcorn with Carter-era shelf life to seat-kickers auditioning for Riverdance, the once-sacred temple of cinema has devolved into smartphone purgatory. Meanwhile, your TikTok-ravaged brain rejects Scorsese masterpieces as "too long" while you wait for streaming to save you from actual human interaction. Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ T…