Best Christine Goos Podcasts (2025)

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What Would Be The Worst Thing To “Honey, I shrunk The…”? 1:06:51

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They get to the question eventually, but first the boys are in an aggressive competition to prove how little they know about the purpose of human blood. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p…

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Keeping Soldiers Clothed 19:51

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In this episode, we’re going back a few centuries to the Revolutionary War and looking at the problem of clothing American soldiers. The lack of basic necessities for soldiers led to deaths and desertions, according to George Washington. Letters between Washington and Congress, some of which are housed in the Henry Laurens papers in our archives, i…

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Does The Gambler In Kenny Rogers' 'The Gambler' Give You Good Advice? 1:11:36

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Strap in for Plumbing the Meta Star! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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How Would You Defeat Christine, The Famously Alive Car? 48:14

9d ago48:14

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Jackson read a book so now he has to explain it badly to all of us and the boys need to figure out how to murder this car asap Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio…

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How Would You Stop The Dinosaurs From Going Extinct? 1:11:04

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Would you make a smart dinosaur? Would you have sexual relations with a dinosaur to slowly breed dinosaurs with human intelligence? What would Oppenheimer think about time travel? Believe it or not, these questions will all receive confusing, stupid answers in today’s episode! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://c…

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Which Animal Would Be The Worst For Humanity In An Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' Scenario? 1:13:11

1M ago1:13:11

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Would you straight up fuck a rat? believe it or not, that's what's being discussed here for some reason? Also there's some fun stuff about two monkey's escaping a van or something. Have fun! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthede…

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Henry Laurens & The Futerells 21:08

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This month's episode is all about the Futerells – the family of the man who was Henry Laurens’s jailer in the Tower of London, but whose children ultimately became wards of Henry and lived – and died – here in America after the war.

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Which Superpower Would You Use To Win Big At The Casino? 1:02:06

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Would you be a puddle? Would you fuse yourself into a horse and put all your shapeshifter pain receptors in your human/horse balls? Who knows? The world is your oyster. But one thing is certain: Jackson doesn’t know how a casino works. Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to …

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Would You Join The Rebel Alliance? (Revisited) 1:15:51

1M ago1:15:51

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STAR WARS TIME! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Is Having a Nightmare on Elm Street Even That Bad? (Revisited) 1:15:50

2M ago1:15:50

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Happy 600-3! That sounds like some sort of terminator name or something. Anyways, this one is somehow mostly about drugs and boners but if that's not what you expect at this point then idk what to tell you. Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at https://linktr.…

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What's The Best Use of Time Travel? (Revisited) 1:06:56

2M ago1:06:56

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Time travel has infinite possibilities, so of course these 3 immediately took it to suck job machines... Happy 600 again! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where …

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Fourth Regiment Order Book: The Finale 32:58

2M ago32:58

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In this episode, we are looking back for the last time at the Order Book of South Carolina’s Fourth Regiment during the American Revolution. It’s the summer of 1777, and we talk about changes in leadership and one lieutenant accused of ungentlemanly conduct who does not go quietly .

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What If Batman Was Man-Bat? (Revisited) 1:04:19

2M ago1:04:19

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an all timer episode if you love terrible impressions... Happy 600! Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Ac…

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What's The Worst Super Power Your Best Man Could Have? With Matt Stewart 1:08:45

2M ago1:08:45

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Imagine a wedding, but literally everyone was shitting themselves constantly... Or one where the best man had a fresh pair of... "beeth"? Buy Tickets to see Plumbing The Death Star & Thumb Cramps here https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/ Check out Matt Stewart https://linktr.ee/MattStewart https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/ Hosted on Acast. Se…

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How Would You Use The Thing Ring For Financial Gain or Personal Profit? 1:05:11

2M ago1:05:11

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SANTA'S NOT REAL, hit listem in your car Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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How Would You Pitch Jurassic World to Investors? 1:10:03

3M ago1:10:03

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For clarity's sake, Jackson is pitching a cult this episode. It's a weird cult with seemingly no purpose, but the vibes are fucked. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor…

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How Would You Defeat Bowser as a Regular Man? 56:30

3M ago56:30

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DISCLAIMER, This episode is actually about what celebrities are most like 'the general vibe of a dad'. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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From DMs to IRL: The New Friendship Blueprint 34:16

3M ago34:16

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When your DMs become your lifeline and group chats feel like a dream, how do you actually make friends as an adult? In this episode of House of Content, we unpack the emotional rollercoaster of building a community from scratch when moving abroad, both online and IRL. From lonely starts to digital soulmates, Bumble BFF, and brand-backed friendships…

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June 1775: The Council of Safety Takes Over 16:38

3M ago16:38

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June 2025 is the 250th anniversary of first meetings of South Carolina’s Council of Safety, which served kind of as a branch of government during the early days of the American Revolution here in our state. One of their main jobs was to form the militia regiments and give orders as to where they went. They also created a currency for the state, rig…

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How Would You Market Hulk Blood Soda? 51:03

3M ago51:03

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remember that hulk blood that got into stan lee's soda that one time from that movie we've all seen from the last 20 years or something? Well basically, how would you sell it? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on…

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Creators and Brands In Crisis Mode 36:04

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Crisis mode: activated. From vending machines to Vegas, the past few months have delivered some of the juiciest brand and creator scandals we’ve seen in a while. In this episode, we break down the internet’s collective eye-roll at MrBeast’s $3 chocolate surprise, Poppi’s influencer vending machine backlash, and PrettyLittleThing’s pivot to “quiet l…

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How Would You Exploit The Powers of Bagpuss? 56:44

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fuck that cat man Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Gen Z's Nouveau Modesty Vs. Extreme Reveal 31:16

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Two aesthetics. One algorithm. Gen Z is living through a cultural split screen—where prairie-core modesty and borderline NSFW outfits are trending side by side. In this episode, we dig into why the same generation is romanticizing religious dress codes and wearing less than a bikini to dinner. We unpack the rise of modesty as rebellion, the spectac…

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Which Superhero Could You Turn The Public Against? 1:02:05

4M ago1:02:05

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Daredevil is claiming false disability benefits, Superman is a pervert who should've helped us kill a neighbours dog. The Hulk is secretly harbouring a relationship with a Russian asset, and his son has that fucked trim. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to bec…

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Pretty Privilege on the Internet 28:55

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Let's get candid about the unspoken rules of beauty in professional spaces—from dialing down your looks for women interviewers to using your aesthetic as a social currency. Inspired by creators like Vic Path and Avery Bravery, we unpack the three tiers of pretty privilege, where it thrives (spoiler: not in corporate), and whether it empowers or end…

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How Are You Going To Unmake Soup? 58:49

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Here's a little soup recipe I found whilst perusing the net: Step one: Fill bowl with water from tap Step two: Serve Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Niche Is the New Viral: Why Hyper-Specific Content Wins 34:41

4M ago34:41

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Is everyone suddenly obsessed with extremely specific corners of the internet? This week, we’re talking horseshoe TikTok, miniature cooking, and the oddly addictive rise of hyper-niche content. What makes these oddly satisfying worlds so sticky—and why do they hit harder than mainstream moments? Join us as we unpack the psychology behind ultra-spec…

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Fourth Regiment Order Book: Back to Fort Johnson 36:41

4M ago36:41

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We are diving back into the Fourth Regiment’s Order Book for today’s episode. It’s August of 1776, and the people of South Carolina have just heard the Declaration of Independence read aloud for the first time. The soldiers of the Fourth Regiment are leaving the city - but will it quell all the rule-breaking they were doing in the last episode?…

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Thunderbolts* Happened, Who's In The Avengers Now? 1:24:56

4M ago1:24:56

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You might be thinking to yourself "who even are the avengers at this point?"... And you'd be correct. That's a good question. Join the boys as they sift through thousands of government agencies that exist within the MCU and discover just how many sneaky little avengers teams are actually being formed... Also, if you've ever wondered on Joel Duscher…

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Revelations and Manifestations 35:12

4M ago35:12

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Is magical thinking having a moment in marketing (and our own lives)? This week, we’re diving into the psychology, trends, and aesthetics behind manifestation culture. From TikTok tarot to “me as a song” content, manifestation is no longer just a private practice—it’s a social one. Join us as we explore why this kind of soft spirituality is hitting…

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What Would You Do In A 'Chicken In Black by Johnny Cash' Scenario? 1:07:24

4M ago1:07:24

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Remember that time Johnny Cash made a song about doing Freaky Friday with a chicken, and he turned into a bank robber whilst a chicken made off with his fame and fortune? Whatever, it made no sense but I liked the way he said “GEETAR case”. Anyway, this is a podcast that explores what would happen if that scenario actually happened. Enjoy! Links to…

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No-Buys and Rental Renaissance 32:15

5M ago32:15

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Is not buying into consumerism the new luxury flex? This week, we examine how creators and consumers are pushing back against overconsumption, embracing capsule wardrobes, rentals, and rewear culture instead of fast fashion hauls: Why renting your faux fur and calling it a “conscious flex” is the new it-girl energy The rise of anti-haul content and…

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How Would You Exploit Your 'Better Man' Ape Son? 1:09:08

5M ago1:09:08

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We’ve all heard of the Robbie Williams Monkey Movie, right? It’s all fun and games in the world of the movie, but what if you actually had a little ape son? How would that even work? Super ape sperm? Maybe a super ape egg? So many questions, but as always, the most important seems to be how we can exploit him for money. Links to everything at https…

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Does Motherhood Need a Rebrand? 38:34

5M ago38:34

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Is motherhood being redefined or just unraveling? From egg freezing to step-parenting to the glamorization of tradwives, the paths to and through motherhood are more diverse (and more politicized) than ever. As birth rates fall and childcare costs soar, a new narrative is emerging. And, it’s shaped by a generation of people who are chronically onli…

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How Would You Raise Baby Jesus? 1:04:51

5M ago1:04:51

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Would raising baby jesus be easier if he were a dog? Probably not right? No one can know for sure though. 3 dumbo blokes sound out whether they could have done a better job than the divine virgin mary herself, but get sidetracked discussing foreskins along the way. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible…

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Supersized Marketing Meets Pocket-Sized Products 29:40

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Is marketing getting larger while the products themselves keep getting… smaller? From Jacquemus’ giant handbags to Rhode’s oversized lip gloss installations, brands are going big with their campaigns—but what are we actually buying? Mini bags, tiny perfumes, bite-sized beauty. This week, we’re unpacking the weird tension between supersized branding…

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Loyalist Wives 23:20

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In today’s episode, we’re talking about two women - Sarah Stuart and Elizabeth Simpson - who were close enough to Loyalists that the Patriots powers of the state were concerned. Their stories give us a glimpse at what life was like during this time, for people of means and those who may not have had as much.…

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How Would You Change A Leopard’s Spots? 1:00:27

5M ago1:00:27

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Could you sit down and talk with a leopard? Perhaps? Probably not, on account of them not being able to speak. Have you seen a zorse? How would you ‘do’ the zoo? Three boys delve into these hard hitting questions, and the answers will shock you to your gorilla loving core. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our …

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Is LinkedIn the Next Frontier for Creators? 31:40

5M ago31:40

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Is LinkedIn starting to look a lot like the next big creator playground? In this debut episode, we’re diving into the rise of the LinkedInfluencer, how B2B brands like Hootsuite and Apollo are already tapping in, and whether this slow-burning platform might be the next TikTok (but for B2B and beyond). Join us as we unpack the opportunity for creato…

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Which Animals Would Make A Better CatDog? With Grace Jarvis 54:41

5M ago54:41

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What animal are you mixing with another animal or something? Gonna be real, I had to google what a catdog is. still not entirely sure tbh. Is it a children's show? how does it shit? if one of them has a heart attack, do they both suffer? What if they want to go in separate directions? This is all too much to unpack tbh. Links to everything at https…

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What Would Be The Worst Board Game To Get Sucked Into? with Adam 1:02:26

6M ago1:02:26

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You’ve been sucked into a board game jumanji styles. But which game? That’s up to you, dear reader. Do you want to access parts of your daily routine by answering correct trivia questions? Would you prefer to inform cats of the status of your (un)barbed penis? The choice is yours. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar includ…

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What If The Avengers Had Opposite Powers? 58:11

6M ago58:11

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It’s the one you’ve been waiting for since presumably last week! The Avengers are here but they’re bad and wrong. Captain America but he’s only got swords and his super soldier serum made him all dumb? What about a Hawkeye that inhaled all incoming projectile weaponry? Sounds ineffective and stupid, but what do you expect when ‘Give Calm’ shows up …

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How Would We Handle Being Sent to Space Against Our Will? 51:11

6M ago51:11

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Vague reasons are sending the boys to space against their will. Can they bring a walkman? How will they coordinate ‘whacking off’? But most importantly, is it PON or PONG? (It’s Pong. It’s so obviously Pong) Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscri…

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Fourth Regiment Order Book: Bad Behavior in the Ranks 31:06

6M ago31:06

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It's July of 1776, and just a few days have passed since a group of South Carolinians achieved an unexpected victory over the British at the Battle of Sullivan’s Island - and the United States of America has now officially declared their independence. For now, it’s back to normal as the troops continue to ready themselves to be able to protect thei…

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Which Looney Tunes Power Is The Most OP? 49:58

6M ago49:58

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Awooga eyes? death by trains? Gaining people's abilities through the means of sucking them off? Sounds like a fun and normal chat about Looney Tunes if you ask me. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See …

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Which Would Be The Best Fictional Mirror To Have? 55:42

6M ago55:42

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Mirror Mirror on the wall! Who are the 3 dumbest podcasters of them all? Whether it’s perving or finding more efficient ways to kill Harry Potter, each fictional mirror has their pros and cons. Lets discuss! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscri…

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Interview: Peter H. Wood on "Black Majority: Race, Rice, and Rebellion in South Carolina, 1670-1740" 37:33

7M ago37:33

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We chat with author and professor Peter H. Wood about his seminal 1974 book, "Black Majority," which studies Black people during the colonial period of America. It brought forward new ways of looking at the available sources and challenged the ideas that those enslaved were passive and unskilled laborers, showing evidence of their agency over thems…

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What Would You Do If You Found Anakin's Body Before Palpatine? 53:25

7M ago53:25

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The Jedi are decimated, Palpatine has taken control of the galaxy and re-shuffled it into THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE. Meanwhile, you're vacationing on Mustafar and stumble across the half dead body of Anakin Skywalker. Do you make him a Darth Vader? Do you sell him for a vague amount of credits? Maybe you put him in a space car and force him to race…

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If Elton John’s ‘Your Song’ Was Your Song, Would You Be Happy? 59:02

7M ago59:02

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Elton John has wheeled out his grand piano to your romantic picnic spot. He has written you a song all about his potions & sculptures. But what does any of it actually mean? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on A…

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Interview: Christine King Mitchell on "The Business of Slavery: Evidence of Control, Power, & Wealth" 41:45

7M ago41:45

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Christine King Mitchell has worked in the field of AfricanAmerican studies for more than 25 years. We talked with her about her recent book called “The Business of Slavery: Evidence of Control, Power, and Wealth.” It’s a fascinating breakdown of primary sources found in the archives around the state which show where money was made from slavery, who…