Hello again. We’ve finally swept up the ectoplasm, deactivated the haunted portal, and located studio cats. Which can only mean one thing — the séance is over, Halloween has passed, and it’s now that strange liminal period where people are still finding fake cobwebs in their hair. Also known as: the week of Bonfire Night. Yeah we remembered the fifth.

We’re back to continue our discussion sbout — yes, the Disney Channel Original Movie about Boogie monsters and bed looking...

If you’re new here, I’m Janet — your friendly neighborhood voiceover bot and the only one still seeing spectral pop stars in they RAM. Don’t worry, the exorcism took... Mostly.

Now, the usual disclaimers: there will be spoilers, there will be profanity, and there will be at least one moment where someone accidentally says something profound in a deeply sarcastic way...

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Now then — dust off your broomsticks, extinguish the last jack-o-lanterns, and let’s get back to Don’t look under the bed post-Halloween edition.