Part 1 of this special double-episode sees the lads discussing the joys of getting unknowingly caught in the midst of Chinese patriotism, ‘Guantanamo Bay Beats’ throws up some genuinely poignant conversations, before they test the boundaries of tastelessness in their new feature: ‘The Gospel According To Lou’.

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PART 2 OF THIS EPISODE RELEASE (featuring the rest of ‘The Gospel According To Lou’ and the ‘When In Rome’ trip to Addis Ababa): Tuesday 23rd September 2025.

GUANTANAMO BAY BEATS ‘S1, E3’ Playlist Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5wJQCE24IDZw9jSyDEbMHl?si=c8ce6fe0762f49b5

SONG CREDITS

Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Patrick Nicholls (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 16th Sept 2025

‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy

‘Cha Cha De Las Tunas’ by Amos Ever Hadani

‘Silent Night’ by Bishara Haroni

‘Ave Maria’ by Ada Ragimov

VOICEOVERS

V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I

*DISCLAIMER*

Donald Trump was not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to his voice is intended for purposes of parody only and is not an accurate representation of him, his personality or any of his opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).