Welcome to Slothful Slumber, the podcast that helps you drift off as slowly as a sloth in a sunbeam. Tonight, we’ll be reading the Wikipedia article on "Thebes" —a tale of temples, territory, and timeless tedium. Let the gentle drone of dry facts and historical humdrum guide you to sleep. From pharaohs to forgotten footnotes, it's the perfect blend of calm and coma. Settle in, close your eyes, and let Thebes bore you to blissful rest.