Welcome to The Update About No Updates — the episode where the most prominent tech headline is that there isn’t one. No earth-shattering iPhone redesign, no revolutionary CPU launch, not even a new USB connector to argue about. Instead, we’re stuck in that strange IT twilight zone where the “new” feels suspiciously like the “old,” and version numbers creep forward without anyone really noticing. So, what do we do when the industry runs out of drama? Simple: we update you on our own week. From small victories to questionable troubleshooting adventures, consider this episode less of a patch and more of a change log for life itself. Spoiler: it’s mostly bug fixes and coffee refills.