SERMONS ARE IMPORTANT… Sermons became the watercolor to the dreary canvas of most of human history making communities stronger in some cases and others a prelude to mass devastation. Sermons have often been used by the non partisan to the grifters and extremists alike. Sermons created worlds even linking the spoken word as an oracle from the divine to the charlatan. Snake oil salesmen to snake handling preachers have used this speaking technique to draw money and pocketbooks to attention. We explore the certified fresh pile of shit that is modern bad sermons served up and chopped up for you.