Dispatched & Dysfunctional

Because sometimes the worst calls make the best stories.

⚠️ The stories here are graphic, emotional, and laced with dark humor. They’re based on real EMS and first responder experiences — the kind that stick to your ribs long after shift change.

This isn’t about polished hero tales. It’s about the silence after the tones drop, the jokes that keep us from breaking, and the weight we carry home in our boots and gear.

Some episodes will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Others will hit like a gut punch. All of them are real.

💬 “I’d rather hear your story than read your eulogy.”

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You’re not alone — not in this job, not in this fight.

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