Marriage. Kids. Big purchases. And zero time to figure it all out.

Welcome to Broke Ass Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about the chaos of dad life, modern marriage, and the endless carousel of kids’ activities, late-night Amazon regrets, and questionable financial decisions.

👨‍👧‍👦 From carpool logistics and custom SUVs to dance recitals, travel sports, and debating whether the third-row was really necessary — this is the honest, hilarious ride of fatherhood and adulting. Whether you're commuting to work, killing time at a practice, or hiding in your garage for peace and quiet, we've got your back.

We talk big life stuff:
🏠 Buying homes
🚗 New cars
🛫 Budgeting for vacations
💰 Saving (or trying to)
👶 Raising little humans
❤️ Staying married through it all

If you’re a dad trying to survive suburbia with some dignity and a sense of humor, you’re in the right place.