One day, while travelling to East Texas, the White Lightning HQ crew awakened the vengeful artificial intelligence of the GPS unit known as Delilah and were transported to another realm so similar to our own that it probably was, except it was super weird.
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White Lightning HQ Podcasts
In the ancient days of Newgrounds and poor taste, Door Monster was known as White Lightning HQ, and the crew members were younger, crappier versions of the people you know and love. Any views or opinions expressed in these episodes were held while in high school, and should not be considered valid. Proceed at your own risk.
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Kyle and Allison go on a cross-country road trip through England, fraught with small roads, sharp curbs, and the occasional racist, but the rewards are well worth the struggles.By White Lightning HQ
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Kyle, Ian, Rachel, and Allison return from year 4 of visiting the Scarborough Renaissance Fair in Waxahachie, complete with top-notch costumes, some fan recognition, and soap. Next stop, TRF!By White Lightning HQ
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Kyle, Ian, Rachel, and Devlin make the late-night trek through Middle of Nowhere, Texas after attending the 2016 ComicPalooza in Houston. Delilah is nowhere to be found, but with everyone severely sleep-deprived, will our heroes make it to the other side??By White Lightning HQ
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Kyle, Ethan, Ian, and Rachel recap their third year of visiting the Scarborough Renaissance Fair. At one point, Delilah attempts suicide.By White Lightning HQ
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On their way to this year's ren fair, Kyle, Ethan, Ian, and Rachel point out weird billboards, reference pop music from the early 2000s, and discuss their thoughts on future projects.By White Lightning HQ
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Kyle, Reid, Ethan, and Ian share their experiences from the second year of visiting the Scarborough Fair as Delilah pointlessly attempts to guide them home through heavy traffic.By White Lightning HQ
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Kyle, Reid, and Jon describe their first day visiting a renaissance fair to Ian after picking him up from a Dallas bus station, and the now-senile Delilah attempts to keep them from leaving. Ever.By White Lightning HQ
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We return for "season 2" of our lovely show after encountering an avid Nazi supporter! Also: - Horrendous alcoholic beverages - The Sandbar Update - Stuff We Hate This Week: The Wallflower Effect, Stephen Moffat, and YoutubeBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Kyle, Ian, and Ricky go on a spontaneous road trip to Lockhart, Texas to meet youtubers Rhett and Link, but things take a turn for the worse when their GPS unit decides to murder them instead.By White Lightning HQ
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Josiah Brooks (JAZZA) joins us to talk about his recent projects. Also: - The life cycles of TV and movie characters - The Sandbar Update - We make generic stereotypes about each others' countries - Best and Worst - TeacherBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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James Bowman, AKA DonkeysBazooka, joins us as we talk about Netflix's "competition." Also: - Facebook cover photos - The Sandbar Update - The Best and the Worst - Stuff We Hate This WeekBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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In this special, extra-long episode of White Noise, we recap the 2012 Newgrounds Pico Day party! Also: - That's itBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Learn repulsively delicious recipes made possible only by the budget of a college student! Also: - A brief review of Texas restaurants - Newgrounds: The Forsaken City - The Sandbar Update - Ian Conn's Word of the DayBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Kyle, Ethan, and Ricky explain Newgrounds holidays, discuss pressing questions from YouRather.com, and say goodbye to the legendary Edd Gould. Also: - How much money Youtube stars make - The Sandbar Update - Our favorite memes - Stuff We Hate This WeekBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Ricky Linn joins us for a new episode to reminisce about past projects! Also: - Star Wars ripoffs from around the world! - The Sandbar Update - Questions from BurntL - A song by JP De OvandoBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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We rant about Sonic Team and other video game topics. Also: -The Sandbar Update -The War Report: whitelightningkyleBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Ian, Ethan, and Kyle review school-assigned literary classics. Also: -We calculate our Star Wars names -The Sandbar Update -The plumber story -A music video is born!By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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We again switch to a new episode format, specifically shorter and more frequent. Also: - We await Half Life 2: Episode 3 - 'No Service' was a big success! - The Sandbar Update - Story Time: Our trip to Lake HawkinsBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Ethan signs on as our new, full-time cohost as we transition to our new(er) format! Oh, Jefferey's there too. Also: -We babble incoherently -I finish up animating "No Service" while recording -Stuff We Hate This Week -BONUS CLIP at the end!By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Ethan rejoins us for the last episode of 2011! Also: -We check in on the Sandbar -The first installment of Jefferey Explains Theoretical Physics -Kyle reads a list of translation fails -We attempt an improv skit...By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Ethan Gelinas joins us for another guest episode in the return from our one-month hiatus. Also: -We review our recent video releases -Ian and Kyle look back on the filming of "Mr. Johnson," our Portal 2 video -Stuff We Hate This WeekBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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In the last of Ricky's three episodes, we've finally burnt ourselves out and return to something resembling proper episode structure. Also: -The Sandbar returns! -Ian presents his word of the day -We rage at technology and its packagingBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Kyle, Ian, and Ricky discuss some darker topics than they usually do. Also: -Kyle describes his Colorado trip -Kyle explains his experience playing Half-Life -Ricky and Ian discuss their opinions of horror filmsBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Ricky Linn joins us for the first installment of our return-to-podcasting-and-sub-par-audio-quality trilogy. Also: -Ian and Ricky review the spiciest foods in their respective college towns -We discuss the filming of Gary the Misanthrope -Kyle gives updates on future projectsBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Jon has left for basic training, and as a tribute to him, we have traveled back in time and recorded a crucial Skype call from June, 2009. Important events include: -Jon solders a microphone together -We discover The Sandbar -Ian attempts to humiliate people on Halo: Combat EvolvedBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Jon reads stupid anecdotes from Didyouwonder.com. Also: This is not an episode. It's a meager peace offering for being so terrible and still not having a new show out. We're very sorry : [By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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We go over our current projects in this update episode which is both delayed and short...sorry guys. We'll do better next time. Also: -We mercilessly beat Jon with a guitar -We're in the same room for once -And uh...that's itBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Ian, followed by Kyle and Jon, confronts the issue of Chaos Pony mimicking his segment ideas. Also: -Jon presents a new challenge -White Noise Wants You to bring back The Sandbar Update -Stuff We Hate This Week -A brief review of Portal 2By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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For those of you who really liked Aaron's song in episode 6, this should save you the trouble of cutting it from the episode (you know who you are).By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Kyle, Ian, and Jon seem to be harboring some general resentment this episode as they discuss the podcast's recent success on iTunes and answer questions from fans. Also: -A recap of Robert Benfer's SXSW event -Shooting the Air Soft teaser -"By And By" by Aaron Reyes -Stuff We Hate This Week (see?)By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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White Noise adopts a new, professional layout, and Jon suffers from the consequences of his Wikipedia challenge! Also: -Angry rants at Chaos Pony -Ian Conn's Word of the Day: Snifty -Kyle's progress with Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time -Storytime Corner: Kyle's San Francisco VacationBy Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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In this delightful step backward, Ian and Kyle make up for Jon's absence by connecting to the legendary Jefferey through his Tennessee-based cell phone. Oh, the pain. There's also some movie reviews.By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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Recovering from pre-recording technology issues, we mourn the loss of internet celebrities, give our opinions of The Duke and his Nukemness, and top it all of with a Sandbar special feature.By Kyle Sullivan; Ian Conn; Ethan Gelinas
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