This is the only immersive audio experience to tackle the big questions of life including how to make mermaids, what the ants did to Chandler, is it possible to leave an upper decker in a motor vehicle, how can I learn to GERD on command, are there mosquitoes with autism and their special interest is blood, how to get meconium as an adult, how to make a motte and bailey castle using only kidney stones and meconium as mortar, as well as current events. Featuring Aaron Alex Chet Michael Tom
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Wfym Talk Radio Podcasts
A podcast about our love for the Vancouver Canucks hosted by Stefan (Go Off Kings, Blocked Party) and Aaron (WFYM Talk Radio).
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Basically it would be a found footage gonzo horror movie where a guy overdoses in an abandoned Burger King for a YouTube video and then Solsbury Hill starts playing and he comes back to life and nuts hands free. Jack Black would do a great job in the Chris Benoit biopic and the doctor said I can make dirty rice clean. "A clean behind is a terrible …
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Kampf was on the ice for 5 goals against last night folks! On this episode we talk about the Canucks HOT new free agent signing, time zones, Gary Mason's new think piece, the Canucks shooting 28% over the last 3 games, Stephen King, a cool new Netflix show, and as always, rebuilding. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episo…
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What comes after 345? China loans us pandas and we give them celebrities as collateral. They found Amara and it was the friends we made along the way. The ants had a crumb crush on the way to Matthew Perry in the hot tub and then the crumbs attracted moon bears which are level 2 or 3 bears and then He Touched Me and it felt incredible. https://www.…
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He Preventative On His Maintenance Til He Week to Week ft. Tyson Cole
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1:25:33Stefan is soaking up some the sun on vacation this week, so Tyson Cole (Canucks Army) joins the show to discuss the Canucks most recent loss against Winnipeg, Demko getting hurt again, the rebuilding thing, and IHTT national television broadcast debut. Check out Tyson's writing at Canucks Army: https://canucksarmy.com/author/tysoncole If you'd like…
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Everything will be back once and for all once Stephen Miller is seen driving a low rider and next Halloween will be incredible. The electric shock game they make for kids becomes a completely anhedonic experience once you have tasted the unbeatable thrill of motocross. Rule34dle is too hard if you are not one of the people who dates cartoons 🎼Live …
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12 Years A Slave To Wanting A Rebuild
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1:08:50We play all the hits on this one because the Canucks suck ass and piss us off!!! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes (when Stefan's internet isn't down) head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offe…
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the Blue Jays game had heart but ‘Puck in the Groin’ had a puck in the groin
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32:01On this one we talk about the World Series, the apathy we currently feel towards the Canucks, the Stamkos rumour, and we go through every team in the league and see which situations we wouldn't prefer over the Canucks'. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half (and get weekly bonus episodes throughout the season) head ov…
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Our sons Shootar and Stabbar that we got from the sperm bank tricked us into eating a candy called Wiener Zucker and saying it was good so we brought them back. Barstool Milking Factory on a Kindle Fire is the new Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. Dr Witnesser is right about Christmas but wrong about Saturday. We need to find Amara and find out what it…
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On this one we discuss JT Miller's boring return to Vancouver, the injury bug, rebuilding, Quinn Hughes, and our new favourite radio play. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes (when Stefan's internet isn't down) head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at…
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The Vancouver Canucks May Never Win Again
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32:26On this one we talk about the Canucks trading for Lukas Reichel, the Canucks inevitable plan to trade for Pavel Zacha, the most recent pair of losses, and of course, Jim Benning. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half (and get weekly bonus episodes throughout the season) head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented…
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Everyone from a GIF will be live in person at a convention center once we figure out how to rent it. Gore-themed birthday parties go crazy but the ARG is too hard. Dark triad style individuals such as Andrew Milonakis are leaving out poisoned cat poop for the neighborhood dogs to ensure that they never become the Jodie Foster in someone's Taxi Driv…
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Welp. The Vancouver Canucks have played seven games and the goose might already cooked. On this episode we talk about why that is a rational, measured take and not overacting to a single game result. We also talk about whether the Canucks will stay together for the kids, Adam Foote being in over his head (or over his feet lmfao), who there might ev…
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On this one we teach you about ambassadors and how to gaslight a cop and convince him he has BPD so you can evade a ticket for selling loose handfuls of Reese's Pieces in an alleyway. My aunt is Egyptian and she has a cat for a head and she makes me chop cheese the aunkhy way. At the McDonald's in Times Square they have passenger pigeon nuggets to …
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Folks, it's not looking good out there. On this one we talk about the Canucks moribund start to the season, Elias Pettersson, Adam Foote, Dave Nonis, and some cool tshirts you can buy. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Co…
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Gracefully accepting our Fell For It Again Award
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31:59Welp the Vancouver Canucks have certainly played two games of Vancouver Canucks hockey havent they? This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half (and get weekly bonus episodes throughout the season) head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkin…
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Where did you go Joe DiMaio? And Katt Stevens, whatever happened to him after he gave up secular music and started performing on BET ComicView? Peanut oil vapes come in handy when you need to ensure your child never develops a peanut allergy that excludes them from dinner at a Norwegian style household. Dog oil works on the same principle. Travis K…
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Our last podcast before the Canucks play actual NHL regular season games wow. On this one talk about their forthcoming opening night match up against the Calgary Flames, all the players that signed extensions around the NHL, how to pronounce Sigur Ros, and living forever through baseball cards. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly …
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On this one we discuss if Scott Sabourin is related to Dany Sabourin, how hyphy we are for Lekkermaki and Cootes, the Canucks final preseason game against the hated Edmonton Oilers, and a big trade that broke during the recording. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half (and get weekly bonus episodes throughout the seas…
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The Vancouver Canucks are going to with the Stanely Cup If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz…
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Baseball stadiums frown upon using the nicest pumpkin you ever felt to catch a baseball even if you have a Trump Card and Pete Hegseth is busy doing Edward Fortyhands on his lunch break. There is a restaurant where they serve poop but the guy never lets you have it. Chihuahuas are small but Great Danes are big. Durango is Spanish for The Range…
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On this one we get Cootespilled, talk about the battles for forward positions on the team, the battles for defense positions on the team, EP40's preseason debut, and Jared Kushner buying EA Sports maybe. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half (and get weekly bonus episodes throughout the season) head over to patreon.co…
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Soon they'll be calling me MR. CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC
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1:04:59It's Schrodinger's season folks! On this one we talk about Canuck's training camp, their first preseason game, who stood out to us, out of market perception of Canucks storylines, and some single season fantasy hockey sleepers. We are officially back to two episodes a week too. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes he…
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Season 4 of Doug was weird because they did the Martin Lawrence arc and half of it was about Didi getting bred and his name was Caillou but they made him look like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit. Jay-Z clearly never saw Squid Game or Get Out in 2010 or he would have mentioned Young Hee https://www.patreon.com/posts/139589436…
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Sir you cannot pass the HOA vibe check until you find the Ziggy Marley station on SiriusXM and to be perfectly honest you should have it in your first bank of presets. Check out ThinkGeek for geeky gifts for the geek in your life like an air freshener shaped like a foot that smells like feet or an air freshener shaped like a poop that smells like p…
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On this one we talk about the most realistic path for the Canucks to one day maybe become a cup contender, the Not Young Stars Prospect Games from the weekend, and all the other Canucks tea from the last week. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented in part by DraftKings …
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The sauce is robust and Celebrity Rehab is a bust. Howard Stern tried to fake us out with Andy Cohen but no one fell for it. The man with a calcified onion penis is in a White Zoo being used as a garden implement. Diddy had unforgivable hustle but he unforgivably misused his powerly and check out Fat March on TV https://www.patreon.com/posts/138831…
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Vancouver's Feeder Fetish ft. Tyson Cole
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1:17:35Our friend Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets) of CanucksArmy joins the program to give us his thoughts on the Canucks offseason, grade our hottakes from last week, and tell us what he saw at the Canucks (assistant) captain's skate last week. Stefan also debates whether or not he should get cable. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish…
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Boll weevils are bigger than ever and they have new skins. Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey are having fewd together in a car to squash the beef. All edibles are laced with weed and uncontacted tribes use feet to fish because fish don't have any feelings and there are no bugs yet and no Mary who smells like powerbait because ya gotta wash up down there …
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On this one we talk about getting a DMCA takedown on twitter, Connor McDavid speculation, and we make some, very brave hot takes about what we think might happen in the next NHL season This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz…
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Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could eat it because he was as fat as Rizzler Sr. who would never Benoit anybody unlike AJ Befumo or Jerry Sandiddy but it made him sick since it was refurbished. If you crashed your car driving to work listening to the Theo Von Rizzler interview because it lowered your IQ to the point that street signs became…
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On this one we talk about how we feel about the Canucks with the preseason fast approaching, the Athletic GM confidence rankings, and Cracker Barrel going WOKE If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm…
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God is gay because his wife left to join a sorority in 1200BC which is why he had to make Steve who has a leaf over his gape. Woke took cigarette lighters out of cars and we have to buy new ones to put in there. Theo Von is gayer than God because he drinks Celsius and sucks on Zyn but Zyn sucks because the points will never get you a waterbed to ch…
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A new God of War has been born but no one cool is from Naperville. When you ride past Telluride To Hell You Ride because out there they let their kids have gas powered RC cars and pee in the sump pump whenever they want and if they forget to go trick or treating they go around asking their neighbors for makeup candy and offering to shovel their dri…
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There are facts about matadors and bulls to learn everywhere for those with the willingness to think of them. Tom runs Akron and Youngstown because Dave Grohl is busy. Wendy's is dishonoring Dave Thomas by renaming their burgers in Vegas. Old chairs have either a fart grater or a spaghetti strainer or a hole for a wormy tendril…
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On this one we look at a cool website a guy made, check in on the latest Canucks rumblings, pick the worst offseason move for all 32 NHL teams, and do a tier list of bodily secretions. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an…
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Once they add an option on the soda fountain for a suicide you guys better not cause infinite recursion by making a suicide that includes the suicide syrup or this could get out of hand very quickly. Pickup trucks and garbage men should switch names. Never mix Ripits with whippits or you could end up MIA https://www.patreon.com/posts/135832344…
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Emergency Pod: Vitali Kravtsov signs league minimum two-way contract
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30:44just kidding we were going to record today anyways. Yeah we talk about Kratsov, a new lukewarm Canucks rumour, Kiefer Sherwood, "World of Chel", and some other crap. This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for informatio…
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If you walk up there with gum or a Zyn you can add a minty spin to a Catholic classic and if you suck you can pop in a Bit O' Honey from the liquor store to ruin it. Actors have to retire next to an alligator and a lion so they never want to stop working. Kittie is the Pussycat Dolls of Canada and metal but if you remember them you weren't a real f…
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on this one we talk about beans, MYLF, my eyebrows, and the follies of home ownership for the first half, and then in the second half we take a look at the Canucks 2025-26 schedule and play a new game where you get to remember some guys. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https…
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Wrong – it's not Tallahassee, Florida. It's the home of Dealer's Choice frontman Roger Clinton. Trump is jealous of Bill Clinton's annoying brother which is why he hired Jeffrey Epstein to be his annoying brother. Grok wants people to hit on women with a Jar Jar Binks impression and Mike TTV is angry with us. I think there might have been hydrogen …
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on this one we eulogize the Dakota Joshua as a Vancouver Canuck, fantasize about Marco Rossi and continue to be confused by the Canucks offseason This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collecti…
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I shatto my dick and my dick trickle. Jack-o-Lanterns are so scary that even baked into a pie you can taste their devilish smile. WasabiCon is dead but Bigo lives. God is a man with a flared base not unlike Richard Head the Shakespeare of innuendo who used to hang out with L Kent the Romano-British rapper who sells AQVAMINERALIS. Use promo code HON…
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Here is an unlocked premium ep because the next public ep will be a day or two late because we are all so BUSY Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my d…
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I Hate This Team Buffalo coresspondent COA joins the show to chat about Azealia Banks doing a Fappening to Conor McGreggor, WasabiCon getting cancelled, Silovs getting traded and everything about the Sabres offseason If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly(ish in the offseason) bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateT…
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Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birt…
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I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not br…
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IHTT Toronto correspondant and AUTHOR John Cullen joins us to chat about Jeopardy on N64, that whole Mitch Marner thing, the intersection of Canucks and Leafs fandom, and Vince Carter You can pre-order John's book Curling Rocks!: Chronicles of the Roaring Game here https://www.indiebookstores.ca/book/9781771624558/ or on Amazon if you want to stick…
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Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcher…
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Long Live Brock Boeser This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.By Stefan and Aaron
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