The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!
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Serving Dommy Mommy To The DMV Realmess
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1:06:30This week we drove our families crazy... literally. While also serving motherday realmess as we talk about who we'd like to give the tips. Happy belated Dommy Mommy day to all the moms! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for 25% OFF (and 50% off certain bundles this week)!! — - Watts Socials - Discord: http…
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Police Raiding Gay Bars and Smoking out AI Porn
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1:06:30This week, Daddy is feeling a bit under the weather, but that's not entirely Smokeout's fault in this situation. Today’s pod goes from indulging in smoking cigars to engaging in interesting discussions about AI-generated adult content, including the ethical implications of individuals using your likeness for the creation of such material and also P…
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Getting QUINKY with Mr. Pierre Fashion and Moxy Rose
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1:08:30From gear crafting experts to creating new kinky platforms for sex workers, crafters, content and otherwise kinky nerds... today we're sitting down with Mr Pierre Fashion and Moxie Rose from QUINKY! Enjoy this quirky quinky quaint chat about everything from sex ed to creating kink gear! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and …
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This week's pod is all about the SF RUBBER contest, Easter in Berlin as well as the HUNKY JESUS's's's's's contest. Daddy's back and jet lagged as ever but we still had a lot of fun catching up on hunky daddy Jesus fun! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for 25% OFF (and 50% off certain bundles this week)!! …
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Cucked By My Taxes in my Human Dog Bed
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1:00:54Have you ever tried to get a booty call from a hot Daddy while doing your taxes from your new dog bed for humans? Just me? For another week with Daddy in London and just trying to have fun sexy times but getting catfished by himself? — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for 25% OFF (and 50% off certain bundle…
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Asexual Hypnotists Vs JK (Moldy Brain) Rowling
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58:54Sampson's back for another pod while Daddy is in London, which means all the shenanigans. From International day of Asexuality to Gay Japan trips to what the heck is reverse discrimination and why is it going to the supreme court?! All this and more in today's THICK podcast. — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WAT…
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Lets take a trip down memory lane of the space that’s probably filmed the most porn, but also the most sex ed content in the world! Complete with an old tour of the studio space where we shot a huge amount of Watts The Safeword content over the last 5 years. The End of an Era, but not the end of the fun!! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bi…
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We're Not Breaking Up. And Severancing our Brains to Come Handsfree?
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1:01:10Some of yall thought we were breaking up. But we are wild for Severance and are curious, would you sever your brain for amazing sex? Others wanted tips on coming handsfree coming. AND while nobody asked for the reddit story about ponyplay, we told it anyways! Another week another wild storytelling pod! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.l…
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From the FDA to the Lego Werewolf Masochism stories. This week's pod is all about our weekend sex parties and shenanigans including but not limited to: Lego domination, werewolves, Amanda Lepore, vomming and St Patty's Day~! What a wild week it's been. — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for 25% OFF (and 50%…
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Daddy Collared and Demisexual Kinksters
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1:03:08It's another cross gen and cross the glove podcast of Daddy and Amp discussing Demisexual Topics as well as Daddy getting collared? Have you ever wanted to talk about demisexuals, curious what demi is, or just wanted to hear us decompress Amp's sexual attraction models? Well you've come to the right place! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://b…
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Our DARKLANDS Award Winning Podcast
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1:18:18From OUR SHOW WINNING AN AWARD, to chastity devices getting stuck before travel security to GOING TO DARKLANDS FEST!!! Today's pod is an eventful one and a reminder why you always have a spare chastity key on hand... — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for 15% OFF — — Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10%…
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How To Prep For Big Sex Conventions - Darklands 2025
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57:00From anxiety to how you should dress to how to budget! Do you pack the shower shot? Imodium? Lube? And what even is a sex convention about anyways!?! This week we do another deep dive into how we prep for events like Darklands! Its convention time! Mike: Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/mikestabile.bsky.social FSC: https://bsky.app/profile/fsc.bsk…
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Project 2025’s Banning of Porn - W/Mike Stabile
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1:00:00This week's pod is very fun, but then very political, but then very important. From project 2025, to porn, to sex work in the future to protecting yourself and your kinky lives. Mike is an absolute gem, we have fun, a good and laugh, but talk very seriously about what might happen to LGBTQ lifestyles, porn and beyond! Shoutout to the Free Speech Co…
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From Borat bathing suits to birthday Q and A's. Amp is older and we should talk about that, but also answer all your burning questions about getting to 35, being an aging kinkster in an ever changing ecosystem and how kink changes. — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for 15% OFF — — Over 2 Million Butts Love…
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The Grammy gags, Gaga, Beyonce Chappell Roan and crotch grabs galore! That and we talk philosphy kind of? DADDY IS BACK BABBYYYYYYY!!! So nice to be in the same room this week for Amp's Birthday! — VIIA: 21+, Try VIIA Hemp THCV! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS for 25% OFF (and 50% off certain bundles this week)!! — — Over 2 Million Butt…
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Porn Permabans Incoming and Soapy Piss Parties
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1:05:00Today we have another London world encompassing pod. We cover some politics updates on executive orders, want to make space for some laughs, discuss the best parts (and sexy times) in London for Daddy, and talk about multiple hands free coming sessions Amp enjoyed this week. Skip to 20 minutes in to avoid politics. — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ P…
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Silicone Suits in London and Tom of Finland Fiasco Update
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1:07:00Daddy is off in London, attneding fetish fairs, teaching classes on social media and galavanting the globe in silicone! That and a small update about Tom of Finland has us making the most of this stressful week. We're here, we see you, we are holding space for a few laughs and serious talks. — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience …
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MAL or Mid-Atlantic Leather is a huge leather and kink weekend and one of our favorite social events! From maga roleplayers on sniffies to pissing in diapers, it was quite the weekend of leather, lace, kink and spaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeeee! Did you go? Did you have fun? — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth a…
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From the Honey Extension scam and how it will affect the changing creator marketplace to tricky honeypots and honey pot? This week we discover what kink would Winnie The Pooh be into and prep for MAL (Mid Atlantic Leather) which is happening this week! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve…
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Sexiest Things of 2024 and NEW YEARS Resolutions
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56:00From top sex toys, to top sexy movies to things we're going to leave in 2024. HAPPY NEW QUEER EVERYONE! And welcome to the new year full of new fun sexy things. Today's pod covers all our favorite sexy things from last year and our kinky resolutions — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. a…
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From boner issues to lack of today’s word: COMMUNICATION!!!! What are the most googled issues that face “most” relationships? Is it kink related? Is it about exploring? Or do people just suck at making commitments. And WHATS UP WITH DARKLANDS!?! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. and e…
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Sex Workers React To Lily Phillips 100 Dicks Documentary
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58:00From Kinky Krampus and Monster Fucking to little poop statues, what are some of the sexiest, or just silliest traditions in other countries that also make us go, huh? Also kinky hookup stories that will also make you go... huh!?!?!?!!?!? — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. and enjoy thi…
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Creepy Kinky Christmas Krampussy Traditions
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58:00From Kinky Krampus and Monster Fucking to little poop statues, what are some of the sexiest, or just silliest traditions in other countries that also make us go, huh? Also kinky hookup stories that will also make you go... huh!?!?!?!!?!? — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. and enjoy thi…
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It's beginning to look a lot like capitalism, and this week we're unsure what to get each other, so we're giving ideas of what you can buy a kinky loved one, or just talking about our favorite tools of the kinky variety of late! Happy holigays and OMG WICKED!!!! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as y…
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Happy thanksgiving and here's hoping you get properly stuffed this holiday season. Whether heading home or staying home because family is rough, we hope your trees get hung! This week we discuss families, daddy getting back from Hawaii and the future! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve.…
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Its time for another sex work advice episode! From what sex work looks like going forward to how to setup collaborations to WICKEDLY talented friends turned lovers on screen. Why is porn how it is? All these questions and more with Daddy and Amp this week! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you des…
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America has lots of problems around sex, porn project 2025 and more, but beyond our reactions and creating space to just exist, lets talk about the end of our Palm Springs trip and how many assholes we got to get to know! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. and enjoy this special 20% of…
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America has lots of problems around sex, porn project 2025 and more, but beyond our reactions and creating space to just exist, lets talk about the end of our Palm Springs trip and how many assholes we got to get to know! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. and enjoy this special 20% of…
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Locktober Ending and Leather Pride in Palm Springs
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52:22Palm Springs has us leathered up this week for PRIDE! Specifically leather pride, but we will also be staying an extra week for normal pride. From chastity to cigar parties to some live tapings, it's time to take a load off and relax. — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. and enjoy this s…
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Rubber Drones, Hypno Dogs and the MIR Contest
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1:01:01It's travel time again and we're here to tell the tales of MIR 2024 as we attend the international Rubber Content! From the contest, to the fun we had to a church convention happening at the same time as setup for MIR was happening. This one's another travel adventure full of spoofs and goofs. Also happy LOCKTOBER! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ P…
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STOP CO-OPTING THE HANKY CODE For Kids!
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1:01:01I dont know why people like co-opting kink things to "make them more acceptable" BUT PLEASE STOP! From locktober bros to recreating the hanky code for minors... we are about to explode. This week's pod give s updates on locktober for us and others, as well as talking about some hanky code goings on! You're halfway there locked peeps, you got this!!…
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TikTok Co-Opts Locktober and Chastity Tips
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1:00:01We came, we saw, we Folsomed! But quickly we are shifting gears to LOCKTOBER! How's it started and what shenenigans did we get into for Folsom. From fair to sex party, this is a sexy retelling of FOLSOM! — MANSCAPEED: Get The Chairman™ Pro today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. and enjoy this special 20% off with code WATTS2…
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Folsom Flops, Losing Locktober Locks and getting BOSSy
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47:01We came, we saw, we Folsomed! But quickly we are shifting gears to LOCKTOBER! How's it started and what shenenigans did we get into for Folsom. From fair to sex party, this is a sexy retelling of FOLSOM! — MANSCAPEED: Check out the new LAWNMOWER 5.0 ULTRA and enjoy this special 20% off with code WATTS20 ~ at http://www.manscaped.com! — — Try VIIA H…
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Why We’re Skipping Folsom and Kink In Public Problems
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1:07:01Awkward gym showers with cruising gays, people engaging in kinking in public, and the excitement of preparing for the Folsom festival happening this week. this week’s podcast is all about kink events but also an open discussion about the reasons why we’ve decided not to attend the Folsom event this year... sort of. — MANSCAPEED: Check out the new L…
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Corn Fed Boys and Nebraska Mind Melding
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1:07:01We're BACK FROM NEBRASKA FETISH WEEKEND! This is our first time too (kinda)! From mind melding to teaching classes to dealing with bachelorette parties. It was sexy, sunny and always funny! — MANSCAPEED: Check out the new LAWNMOWER 5.0 ULTRA and enjoy this special 20% off with code WATTS20 ~ at http://www.manscaped.com! — — Try VIIA Hemp! https://b…
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Recently Etsy enacted a kink and adult material ban, which of course we're all but familiar with on other websites, but what does that mean for ETSY sellers? That, TMI questions and general quirkyness. SEE YOU SOON NEBRASKA! — MANSCAPEED: Check out the new LAWNMOWER 5.0 ULTRA and enjoy this special 20% off with code WATTS20 ~ at http://www.manscape…
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Demure Daddy Doggy and Porn Film Fests
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1:01:01What is a TPE dynamic all about? How do you get into one and how do you manage the reality versus the fantasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, why is Mr KRistofer stuck in a gimp suit for an entire day? All these questions and more in today’s TOTAL POWER EXCHANGE PODCAST! — MANSCAPEED: Check out the new LAWNMOWER 5.0 ULTRA and enjoy this special 20% off with…
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STUCK ALL DAY IN A GIMP SUIT - Total Power Exchange Pod TPE
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1:01:01What is a TPE dynamic all about? How do you get into one and how do you manage the reality versus the fantasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, why is Mr KRistofer stuck in a gimp suit for an entire day? All these questions and more in today’s TOTAL POWER EXCHANGE PODCAST! — Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS! Try High Love YALL~! — - …
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Would You Rather... The Seattle Adventure
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1:01:01This week we rucap our trip to Seattle to see Amp's old stomping grounds. Go to a sexy party. And answer your inquiries of "Would you rather?...". From milking to bottoming to being in gear 24/7. What would you rather? — Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS! Try High Love YALL~! — - Watts Socials - Discord: https://discord.gg/…
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We've been dabbling in some fun sex parties of late, and noticing that everyone approaches them different, but are there right and wrong ways to attend a sex party. Also the cold open is about being kind to each other, just cause you're not into someones kink doesn't mean you can't be respectful! — Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use co…
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Becoming the Throat Goat and Tim Walz
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1:06:01From becoming the next throat goat, throat training and overall scene ideas to pitching some of your guys ideas for episodes. Today's a little off the cuff, but always about getting some cuffs out for fun! Also congrats to Tim Walz! — Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiawatts and use code WATTS! Try High Love YALL~! — - Watts Socials - Discord: https…
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Dore Alley And Skibidi Sex Parties?
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1:02:01It's time once again for another exciting event review, but this one is especially a-DORE-ble! We’re diving into the details covering everything from essential sex party etiquette to unexpected pinball machine problems. It truly was a wild and memorable weekend in San Francisco, so let’s embrace the opportunity to keep it weird and wonderful! — Ove…
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From ghosting, to rejection to poly lovers of your lover. Kink isn't always easy, but it requires proper communication and what happens when not everyone is on the same page? From more sniffies snafus and how small the community really is, it's time for another podcast with Daddy and Amp! — Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with th…
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CNC is such an interesting topic. Following up an interesting video we created, we wanted to talk more in depth in a way youtube would never allow. From ethics to aftercare to SNIFFING ON SNIFFIES and the ethics of CNC at things like Folsom and Dore… — Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code WATT at https://hellotushy.com/w…
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Daddy is back from Bossing it up in London Fetish Week and we are here to give you the Daddyland tea and how our great kink spaces are under attack, but also need some adjusting to comply with da rule! What could go wrong?! — Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code WATT at https://hellotushy.com/watt #tushypod — — Try VIIA …
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Reacting to kinky confessions about hot dads and jerking off in a Nordstroms to cruising a Macy's bathroom but also... phlemglobbing? Enjoy these secrets and Daddy trying to not only decipher what they are, but explaining a process he's called phlemglobbing! — Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code WATT at https://hellotus…
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Farting out Skittles While Answering Your Questions
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1:00:01Vetting potential partners, exploring the phenomenon of going viral due to eating Skittles, and pondering the enduring relevance of old guard leather culture. In this special Q and A segment, we delve into the intriguing questions posed by our Patreon supporters. — Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code WATT at https://hel…
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A GROUP OF COME DUMPS KEPT US UP AT NIGHT
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55:01From pondering "did I turn off the oven" to fretting over "did I turn off my sexy camera after stream," today's podcast is filled with haunting thoughts of the kinky kind. These are the nocturnal disturbances that plague our minds as night falls, and we trust they don't induce too much terror in you! — Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off T…
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Daddy has a new Dom and Kink Down South Weekend
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1:01:01From Manchester Rubber Pride to Kink Down South Weekend! This back-to-back lineup of events promises double the fun and shenanigans. Join in to witness the dynamic between Daddy and his new Sir, BOSS, and see how they navigate their relationship within the exciting backdrop of these events. Also Amp is there to keep the facts straight~! — Over 2 Mi…
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From editing our mistakes out to making us look funny! Did you know we have an editor who helps get our YouTube videos together? Sampson, or as some might know MNDFCUK as they go online in hypno spaces, is said person! Today we ask him all your burning questions about making content, porn, even the major parts of editing Watts The Safeword! Follow …
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