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nothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise. In this episode of LláMame Anything, I share why I chose to defer my PhD for a year—not as a setback, but as a strategy. From protecting my mental health, to expanding professional opportunities in Miami, to negotiating funding and exploring programs that actually fit my vision, I explain why tim…
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AI isn’t replacing you; it’s just exposing who was faking it.
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5:36In this episode, I’m pulling back the curtain on how I actually use AI in my work—not just to write captions or brainstorm ideas, but to plan wellness markets, pitch brand campaigns, and build real-life community experiences that convert. AI helps me move faster, but it doesn’t replace the strategy, intuition, or creativity I bring to the table. I’…
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Stop Hiring Influencers: The Business Case for Presence
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5:03Hiring influencers isn’t working—and in this episode, I’ll tell you why. Welcome to Llámame Anything, a podcast where presence meets power, and branding meets neuroscience. In this episode, “Stop Hiring Influencers: The Business Case for Presence,” I make the case for why brands, hospitality groups, and experience-based companies need to stop chasi…
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I wasn’t spiraling. I was buffering. Burnout didn’t look like crying—it looked like me saying yes, posting through the pain, and letting men offer “business opportunities” that turned into massage requests. This episode is about: – What burnout really does to your brain – Why scent heals what words can’t – How @canaliving_’s Manifesting Candle remi…
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Tata me preguntó y me guía: From Thesis to Hustle
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5:42This episode is for my nieces, my nephews, and anyone out there trying to build something real from scratch. When I started Llámame Anything, it wasn’t about going viral. It was a continuation of my master’s thesis—my way of processing identity, power, culture, and technology while preparing for a PhD and surviving in Miami. I was a first-gen colle…
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am I a dumb b*tch… or do I just live in miami?
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5:52new episode is up. we talk: – men with podcasts and no beds – crying in full glam – getting soft-launched and hard-ghosted – aesthetic survival with $4 in your bank account if you’ve ever built a man’s brand and got ghosted by the logo… this one’s for you. 🎧 llámame anything — link in bio #llamameanything #dumbbitchwithstandards #miamigirlproblems …
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I went on Fresh & Fit and stayed quiet. This episode? I’m done being quiet. I’m talking about what it means to be Latina in Miami, labeled a “person of color” at Syracuse, and still somehow not American enough when it counts. I’m diving into what it’s like to be feminist and faithful—and still want a man with a house. In this episode of Llámame Any…
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Sweetie, Your FYP Isn’t God. #MainCharacterSyndrome
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5:18Main Character Syndrome, content fatigue, and the quiet panic of always performing—today’s episode is a soft but honest call-out (and call-in) for anyone who’s ever tried to find meaning through a screen. We talk about: Romanticizing your life vs. living it The pressure to be “the plot” on platforms that don’t care about you Why being watched doesn…
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Thinking in Averages: The cost of outsourcing our minds to AI
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3:47In this episode of LlamaMe Anything, I delve into the intriguing relationship between human creativity and artificial intelligence. Inspired by a recent MIT study on writing and machine assistance, I explore how AI tools like ChatGPT impact our ability to think and create independently. Through riveting analysis and historical perspective, I questi…
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Ever trusted someone’s word instead of getting it in writing? Same. This week, I’m pulling back the curtain on what happens when you work, hustle, and pour your heart into a project — with zero strings attached — and then realize you should’ve tied some knots (and maybe added a padlock). In this solo episode, I talk about feeling completely lost la…
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Swipe Right for a Job? Automation vs. Empathy
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3:20Ever feel like applying for jobs is just swiping on a broken dating app? You send out dozens of résumés, only to get ghosted by companies that claim they care about people. In this episode of Llámame Anything, Vanessa unpacks the hidden truth behind AI-powered hiring: how it screens, sorts, and silently rejects candidates — and what we lose when we…
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We Used to Vibe: Losing Our Spaces Online and IRL
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3:03Once upon a time, the algorithm didn’t decide the vibe. We had house parties, hole-in-the-wall clubs, friend-coded tweets, Tumblr moodboards, and DMs that felt like diary entries. But now? Everything’s optimized. Curated. Gentrified. This episode explores what we’ve lost in the shift from community-driven spaces to platform-optimized culture—and wh…
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Miami’s nightlife didn’t just fade—it was overwritten. In this episode of Llámame Anything, we dig into the disappearance of local club culture, the neighborhoods that birthed it, and how the algorithm is now DJing our memories. From packed dance floors to ghosted venues, this is a story about what we lose when culture gets optimized, sanitized, an…
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In this episode of Llamame Anything, Vanessa Francesca Ortega delves into the complex world of internet inequality. Discover what lies behind the illusion of digital equality and how infrastructure, geography, and policy create a divided online experience. Explore the realities of a two-tiered internet, the consequences of repealing net neutrality,…
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In this candid episode, the hosts dive into the turbulent waters of modern dating in Miami, where social media interactions blur the lines of loyalty and trust. They tackle the unsettling reality of stalkers, exposing personal encounters with obsessive behavior that defy normal boundaries. From deceitful ex-husbands cutting off Wi-Fi to unwanted ad…
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Class of 2025: The Constant Cost of Reinvention
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1:45To the Class of 2025: You’re graduating into a world that feels like it’s shifting beneath your feet. Economies are uncertain. Industries are changing. AI is transforming how we work. The rules keep bending. And everyone is telling you to reinvent yourself to survive. But here’s the truth no one tells you: You don’t have to constantly transform to …
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The Doctor Will See Your Data Now: How Systems Shape Patient Care
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4:47@LlamameAnything: What if your doctor’s office ran like TikTok? In my latest episode of Llámame Anything, I reflect on my time working in a private medical office—where I led the shift from paper lab results to digital records—and how that experience now fuels my PhD research into media and healthcare systems. This episode is about more than tech u…
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@LlamameAnything: Welcome to another exciting episode of Llamama Anything! In today's special edition, we're taking you behind the scenes with a personal thank you and exciting sneak peeks of what's in store for our listeners. Get ready for fascinating solo stories, including an inspiring journey of Dollie as she establishes her law practice. This …
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There goes the AI: From Miami’s Streets to the Cloud
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3:25@LlamameAnything: In this special Earth Day episode of Llámame Anything, our host explores two forces reshaping our world — one visible, one invisible. From the benches disappearing in Brickell to the carbon-heavy training of artificial intelligence models, both gentrification and AI reveal who cities and technologies are truly designed for. Featur…
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The Grace is in the Fire: Faith, War, & the Human Spirit
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4:52@LlamameAnything: In this episode of LlamaMe Anything, we delve into the profound intersections of faith, conflict, and diplomacy shaping our world today. Exploring Modern Spiritual Journeys We begin with the New York Times’ “Believing” project, which offers intimate insights into how individuals navigate their spiritual paths in contemporary socie…
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LlámaMe Anything is built on real stories and bold, unfiltered conversations—and now we’re inviting you to help keep it going. In this bonus, I’ll share how your support directly helps improve the show and why it matters now more than ever. Even better? A percentage of all donations will go toward environmental restoration efforts, because caring f…
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Feeling overwhelmed by the constant hustle? You’re not alone. In this episode of Llamame Anything, your host, Vanessa Francesca Ortega Altamirano, delves into the pervasive issue of stress in our modern lives. Drawing from personal experiences and backed by insights from the World Health Organization, Francesca explores how chronic stress affects o…
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We live in a world where AI can write your emails, edit your voice, and even finish your sentences. But what happens when the pursuit of “perfect” leaves your story feeling empty? In this episode, I’m getting real about the cost of convenience and the magic of messy, human expression. Spoiler: your voice, in all its rawness, is the one thing no mac…
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Welcome to Llámame Anything, where names are more than just labels—they're stories, histories, and sometimes happy little accidents. Join the host as she explores the deep personal and universal significance of names in shaping our identities and first impressions. Through personal anecdotes and thought-provoking reflections, discover how names evo…
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¿Qué Pasó en Hawaii? — When Places Change & People Leave
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2:07Qué pasó en Hawaii? No, seriously — we asked. This week on Llamame Anything, we call Benito and talk about heartbreak, gentrification, and the neighborhoods that don’t love you back anymore. Bad Bunny’s song “Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii” is a poignant commentary on the gentrification and cultural erosion affecting Puerto Rico. Through evocative lyrics,…
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In this episode of Llamama Anything, we explore the evolving nature of human communication in an era dominated by artificial intelligence. As AI takes over small talk, customer service, and even therapy sessions, we question what it means for genuine human interaction. Does automation enhance or hinder our connection with each other? Join us as we …
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The World Is Too Loud: Here’s How I’m Tuning Back In
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3:39In a time of constant noise, endless news cycles, and the pressure to stay productive, it’s easy to feel disconnected from ourselves. In this episode, I share my journey of stepping back from the chaos to reconnect with my inner voice. We’ll explore the importance of setting boundaries, embracing stillness, and finding clarity amidst the clutter. I…
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Start Before You're Ready: Embracing Chaos in Creation
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3:17@LlamameAnything: Welcome to the inaugural episode of Llamame Anything, a podcast dedicated to exploring voice, identity, and the art of creating amidst chaos. This episode embraces the theme of "Start Before You're Ready," diving into the common hesitation of waiting for perfection before beginning a new venture. Through personal reflections and c…
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Llamame Anything is a voice note turned podcast about starting messy, staying real, and speaking up before you’re ready. It’s part reflection, part resistance, and all heart. Don’t miss a beat. Come for the truth bombs, stay for the healing. Unpolished. Unapologetic. Bilingual when it needs to be. Call me curious. Call me growing. Llamame anything.…
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