Best Useless On The Matter Podcasts (2025)

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BONUS MINI-MATCH | The Best Call You'll Hear Of The Worst Game Of The Year - R18 Richmond vs Essendon 29:53

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The game started brightly enough, then descended into a calamitous debacle, before the Tigers figured out footy enough to eke out a win. Join Tim Solly, Jess Webster, Daisy Thomas, Joey Montagna, and Ash Chua for a call that had more highlights in the commentary box than on the field. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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MONDAY MINI-MATCH - R18 Gold Coast vs Collingwood 32:04

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The Suns grab what could be the biggest win in their history in a see-sawing contest against the Pies. Join Brian Taylor, Liam Flanagan, Tom Rockliff, Ethan Meldrum, and Belinda Mellen for every massive moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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SUNDAY RUB | Stevie J's ’Very Serious’ Legal Matter + Browny's Picking Too Many Fights 1:25:15

1d ago1:25:15

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Intervention for beef between Browny and Jay Z with Media-Ocre causing a stir | The Stevie J umpiring saga | The Sunday Rub's Big 3! | Sydney GM of footy Leon Cameron joins the Sunday Rub | Interview with GWS six-goal star Aaron Cadman | Interview with St Kilda's Brendon Bolton | Browny’s stock exchange | Random Top 5: Ex players on reality quiz sh…

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9 - RHOM, The Valley, RHOC, 90 Day HEA, and Big Brother 47:49

2d ago47:49

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Send us a text It's finally clocking to us losers! Lil and Madelyn discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a little bit about The Bachelor and The Golden Bachelor, as well as the currently airing shows (The Valley, Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Orange County, Big Brother, and 90 Day Happily Ever After). Plus a bit about the never ending b…

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SATURDAY RUB | The Return of BT... and no one is safe 1:12:21

2d ago1:12:21

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BT makes his return to Triple M's Saturday Rub and he has everyone in his sights! Isaac Smith is in for Bern and Bill, and he has taken over Nuff and the Quiz. Plus we're joined by Adam Treloar from the Bulldogs and the Gold Coast Sun's Ben Ainsworth, and Damo has the latest on some big contracts. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is JB, BT, Isaac Smit…

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FRIDAY HUDDLE | Browny Returns to the Kennel, Chief vs Kids, Craziest Bob Katter Quotes 1:41:57

3d ago1:41:57

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Isaac fills in again for Howie, and the team kicks off the show with their top headlines from the last 24 hours. Chief puts bad parkers in his Slaughterhouse, then Browny has an update about his son's pet lizard. Chief puts the boys through an Animals Quiz, and Isaac wants to talk about the challenges of the school holidays. The boys chat about Car…

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THURSDAY RUB | High 5 Watch, Coaches under fire, Highest (& lowest) paid jobs in AFL 57:55

4d ago57:55

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No K-Mac today, Nathan Brown is our sub tonight, the boys discuss High 5'ing. Michael Voss' death threat and the penalty the fan faces, will Carlton bounce back tonight and respond to this? Is Justin Longmuir under threat, is he the right man for the job? Is it finals or bust for Freo? Brisbane's Jaspa Fletcher joins us ahead of rnd 18 clash agains…

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Who Goes Number 1 Overall? Another Fantasy Football Mock Draft 1:10:26

5d ago1:10:26

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We are less than 3 weeks away from NFL football being all the way back! Today, DJ and Kelcey are continuing their countdown to the season with a fantasy football mock draft, featuring some of our good friends from the Korner Booth and the 3rd and Ten podcast. Who should go #1 overall this year? Will Saquon Barkley and Ja'Marr Chase repeat as best o…

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How Not to Die: The Best Diet for Optimal Health 1:37:34

5d ago1:37:34

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What does your rotten health attitude struggle with most? With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben every week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.' Expect Foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life's daily rot. This weekly audio & video expansion on the world-famous 'The Daily (ish) Rot' …

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MIDWEEK RUB | Damo vs. Kane, Where To Now For Carlton + Daisy's Game-Changing Stat 35:43

5d ago35:43

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Has Daisy given up on hope completely when it comes to the Blues ahead of their Thursday night clash with the Lions? Jack Heverin's filling in for Will who filled in for Rabs, Joey's fresh from On The Couch, is the Stevie J stabbing now believable after the Sunday Rub + can Gold Coast pass the biggest test in their history? That plus all your round…

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How to Turn “Useless” Website Traffic Into a New Revenue Stream with Philippa Gamse 39:11

6d ago39:11

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"If you’re not using analytics, you’re just shooting in the dark.” Philippa Gamse doesn’t mince words—and she’s right. In this episode, Trudy chats with digital marketing strategist and analytics expert Philippa Gamse, who unpacks the powerful, often overlooked role analytics plays in business growth. “People look at the numbers and glaze over,” Ph…

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MONDAY MINI-MATCH - R17 Sydney vs Fremantle 34:13

8d ago34:13

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A potentially finals-shaping result sees Sydney get over the line in a hard-fought battle against Fremantle. Join Tim Solly, Brad Seymour, and Jude Bolton for every massive moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Max's Puppy Reveal!! & The Boys Talk Max Meeting The King!!! 1:07:40

8d ago1:07:40

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JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotlin…

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SUNDAY RUB | Stevie J Shows Off The Knife That Stabbed Him + We Track Down Jason The Nurse Who Allegedly Saved Him 1:24:38

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SATURDAY RUB | Bill does a deep dive on Jack Heverin 1:03:22

9d ago1:03:22

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Jack Heverin is in for JB and Bill takes a deep dive on Hev's previous gigs; We're joined by Collingwood's Tom Mitchell fresh from the Pies win over Carlton; Bern delivers another bumper edition of Nuff; and we've probably had the shortest quiz ever. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is Jack Heverin, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian Barrett Se…

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8 - The Valley, RHOM, RHOA, 90 Day Fiancé 37:46

10d ago37:46

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Send us a text Lil and Madelyn recap Mad's New Jersey visit! Touches on Broadway shows Oh, Mary! and Death Becomes Her, a bit about Katy and Orlando, as well as the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Miami, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé). All while enjoying two full fat CCs (cherry cokes, obvi), because it's vaca…

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FRIDAY HUDDLE - Useless Men, Billy Frampton, Oasis Quotes 1:42:13

10d ago1:42:13

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Browny steps into the Host's Chair in Howie's absence, and Isaac Smith is our special guest co-host. Browny thinks Isaac is responsible for our good ratings, and the boys talk about their top headlines from the last 24 hours. Chief puts Joey Montagna and Browny in his Slaughterhouse, and the boys review day 1 of the 2nd Test between Australia and t…

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THURSDAY RUB | Roaming Chua, Denis Pagan's Rev Up, Jay Z's Top 50 56:55

11d ago56:55

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We start with a reflection on Isaac losing the plot during Port Adelaide and Carlton next week, then turn our attention to Jay Z's Top 50 AFL players article - as Isaac and K-Mac have a few questions. Zach Reid's hamstring injury is cause for alarm at the Bombers, then we turn it over to Ash Chua - who is at ground level with North Melbourne's Cent…

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NBA Offseason Shenanigans, Ramsey Relocates and NFL Sleeper Teams to Watch 1:05:02

12d ago1:05:02

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Is the NFL offseason heating up? From surprising trades to sleeper teams, the High Low Sports podcast dives into the latest football buzz. Join DJ and Kelcey as they break down the Jalen Ramsey trade, analyze potential playoff contenders, and discuss the most intriguing moves of the summer. The NBA offseason is in full swing, with teams like Denver…

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MIDWEEK RUB | Do Carlton Respond In The Daisy Thomas Cup? Tom Lynch's Ban + It's "Big Boy Month" 32:58

13d ago32:58

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It's officially "big boy month" according to Daisy Thomas - everyone's going on holidays but he, Damian Barrett and Joey Montagna are all here! Tom Lynch's five-game ban fallout, North Melbourne's centenary celebrations, will Sydney/Fremantle go ahead at the SCG, do Carlton show up against Collingwood + the boys have to tip one upset this week with…

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7 - RHOM, RHOA, The Valley, 90 Day Fiancé, and a special guest! 34:06

15d ago34:06

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Send us a text Lil and Madelyn's mom is in the building! Mom is here to chat about the new season of the Gilded Age, Hacks, as well as our currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, and 90 Day Fiancé). The gals also get into the Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom breakup, and a bit about the Bezos wedding!…

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Max Tells Cannes Celebrity Story and the Boys Play Heads Up 1:08:38

15d ago1:08:38

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JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotlin…

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SUNDAY RUB | Daisy’s Blatant Triple M Security Breach! Plus Noah Anderson + Jayden Short Live in Studio 1:29:08

16d ago1:29:08

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Browny’s souvlaki scoffing world record, Rhino's investigation: Can Stevie J become a quiz master? | Footy Rhino's Footy News: Carlton mess, Brad Lloyd, Dean Cox & the new Lions ruckman? | Crows assistant coach Nathan Van Berlo | Gold Coast skipper Noah Anderson joins us | Daisy breaches Triple M security | The Random Top 5 - Stevie J's best moment…

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SATURDAY RUB | Bill's Massive Hat and the Cricketers Crash the Rub! 1:12:13

17d ago1:12:13

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The Saturday Rub is back in the Melbourne Triple M Studios and Bill puts on a stupid massive hat! Bern Nuffs the unexpected, we talk to Gold Coast's John Noble and the Bulldogs' James O'Donnell; and we cross to Barbados and speak to Alex Carey and Travis Head fresh from their first test win over West Indies. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James B…

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SPECIAL MINI-MATCH - R16 Port Adelaide v Carlton 38:45

17d ago38:45

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It is one our loosest calls ever.... and the people have asked for it. Join Brenton Yates, Jack Heverin, Isaac Smith, Bernie Vince, Ethan Meldrum, Rhett Biglands as they turn Thrusday night's clash between Port Adelaide and Carlton into a very entertaining affair, including lots of craft, an Irish radio call, and your messages! See omnystudio.com/l…

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FRIDAY HUDDLE - Aaron Finch Goes After Browny, Top 5 Sporting Chokes, Blues Slump Further 1:41:27

17d ago1:41:27

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The boys start with their top headlines from the last 24 hours - including Carlton's big loss, and a hurdler who had some equipment difficulties. Chief puts the 3rd Umpire from the 1st Test in his slaughterhouse, and Browny is a little fatigued by charity spruikers. Chief puts the boys through a Back To School Quiz, then former Aussie cricket capta…

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#26 | Menopause: Everything Everywhere All at Once 1:12:23

18d ago1:12:23

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What does your rotten health attitude struggle with most? Episode Quotes: “If you're not doing anything already in terms of exercise, nutrition is a little bit skewed, quite sedentary, it's easy to say 'Oh, it's my hormones'.” “Life begins at 40, but getting to 50 can feel like a death sentence if you're not proactive with your health.” "You start …

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THURSDAY RUB | Can The Blues Right The Ship, Chad Cornes, Nek Minnit 54:39

18d ago54:39

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We start with a conversation about the AFL's best golfer, before Isaac talks about Hawthorn's Premiership Reunion party last weekend, then K-Mac comes off the long run over former North Melbourne players boycotting the 100th anniversary event due to AFLW players being invited. The team discuss Carlton's season, and what has led to their poor record…

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Thunder Strike in Game 7, Win First Championship. KD to Houston and Ranking NBA Champions 1:12:50

19d ago1:12:50

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On this episode of the High Low Sports Podcast, DJ and Kelcey are back to break down the Thunder's big win in Game 7 to take home the NBA Championship. Are they set up to be the next dynasty? Plus, Kevin Durant's on the move AGAIN! Is KD the missing piece to take the Rockets to the promise land? And, with such a compelling Finals, we rank the top 5…

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MIDWEEK RUB | Do Carlton Need A Refresh + What Was On John Longmire's Grand Final SD Card? 34:13

20d ago34:13

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Dale Thomas is back on the Midweek Rub with Joey Montagna and Damian Barrett - and has he rehashed another story on Agenda Setters last night? Joey's network snitched on Damien Hardwick, a bunch of stars are about to return, is Collingwood a game and a half better than everyone else, what next for Carlton and what exactly was on John Longmire's SD …

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Episode 225: How She Made Over $140K on Amazon Without Selling a Thing with Andreea Matai 41:25

20d ago41:25

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"It just seemed fun and easy—and I really didn’t have anything to lose." That moment of curiosity led Andreea Matei into the world of the Amazon Influencer Program, and two years later, she’s turned it into a six-figure revenue stream. In this episode, Andreea breaks down exactly how she did it—from shooting 30-second videos to building multiple in…

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MONDAY MINI-MATCH - R15 Collingwood vs St Kilda 34:21

22d ago34:21

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An entertaining game on field, matched by an equally entertaining and chaotic call from the Triple M Commentary Box. Join Barry Denner, Tim Solly, Daisy Thomas, Sarah Hosking, Ash Chua, and Alexandra Bryant for every massive moment - including Barry whacking Tim in the moosh, birthday boy Daisy yelling out the window, and a startled Chu-Man jumping…

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Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 55:02

22d ago55:02

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Tickets Available HERE: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-useless-hotline/ JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you wi…

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SUNDAY RUB | Dogs CEO Ameet Bains Reveals Hilarious Truth Behind Joey's Saints Departure 1:18:58

22d ago1:18:58

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Daisy’s birthday lawn haul Coin tosser Nic Harrison on the show Footy News - injuries, tagging rules, & Carlton update Interview - Dogs CEO Ameet Bains Collingwood’s Scott Pendlebury stops by for a chat RUB Interview with Ben Rutten Best SOO moments The good, bad, & ugly from Rnd 15 Favourite signature moves of players See omnystudio.com/listener f…

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SATURDAY RUB | Has Fat Been Photoshopped? 1:15:51

24d ago1:15:51

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The Saturday Rub is back the Triple MCG for Carlton and North Melbourne where they're joined by Bredan Fevola and injured Blue Jagga Smith. But the the big issue of the day is has Bill been getting his social media pics photoshopped? Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James Brayshaw, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.co…

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6 - RHOM, The Valley, RHOA, Love Hotel, 90 Day Fiancé, and Love on the Spectrum 49:30

24d ago49:30

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Send us a text Love on the Spectrum is the show we really need right now! Lil and Madelyn dig into that plus the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, The Valley, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé), as well as discuss whether or not Jax Taylor should still be allowed on Bravo. Oh, and Covid is back!…

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FRIDAY HUDDLE | Mid-Season Awards, Josh Dunkley, Triple M Footy Cult Figures 1:40:43

24d ago1:40:43

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As Freo gets the job done over Essendon, the boys kick off the show with their top headlines, including Jeremy McGovern being medically retired from footy, and Bob Katter's latest rant about crocodiles. There was a team dinner during the week - including former Huddle members Juddy and Darce, then Chief is worried he's becoming a hoarder. Patrick D…

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THURSDAY RUB | Isaac's Marathon, Merrick Watts, All-Australian Locks 1:25:34

25d ago1:25:34

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The team welcomes back Isaac Smith after his epic marathon in South Africa for Carrie's Beanies for Brain Cancer. Isaac explains just how hard it was, but also how rewarding it was. Patrick Dangerfield plays game 350 tomorrow night so Isaac pays tribute to his outstanding career, then we look at what people said about Isaac while he was away. Jay Z…

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Devers is a Giant, Pacers in Peril, and the Biggest Flop in History! 27:53

26d ago27:53

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Is Kevin Durant on the move again? The NBA superstar has listed his preferred destinations, sparking trade rumors across the league. We break down potential landing spots and analyze how KD could impact teams like the Rockets, Spurs, and Heat. Rafael Devers is sent from the Boston Red Sox to the San Francisco Giants! What does this mean for both te…

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#25 | In The Pursuit of Discipline 52:35

26d ago52:35

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What does your rotten health attitude struggle with most? “Discipline Isn’t About Being Perfect—It’s About Having a Plan When You Can’t Be Arsed” This episode unpacks the real reason most people fail at consistency—and spoiler alert—it’s not because they’re lazy. Ben and Fiona tear down the myth that discipline is about grinding harder or punishing…

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MIDWEEK RUB | Damo's Latest Mail On Jamarra Ugle-Hagan, Danger's 350th + How Many Teams Are In The Flag Race? 35:01

27d ago35:01

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We've swung a late change in the Midweek Rub studios with Bernie Vince in to replace Daisy. He talks ex-teammate Danger ahead of game 350, Damian Barrett has plenty of mail from the Western Bulldogs on Jamarra Ugle-Hagan's return, will Oscar Allen play another game for West Coast and how many teams are really in the premiership race? That plus all …

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MONDAY MINI-MATCH | R14 North Melbourne vs Fremantle 35:50

29d ago35:50

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Freo manage to hang on away from home... at home. Join Lachy Reid, Ryan Daniels, Xavier Ellis, Mark Cometti, and Tom Atkinson for every massive moment in a see-sawing affair at Optus Stadium See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Triple M

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Max Goes To Universal Epic Universe! And The Boys Have An Announcement... 1:04:18

29d ago1:04:18

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JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotlin…

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SUNDAY RUB | Mark Ricciuto Decks Luke Hodge, Stevie J's Drunken Time Trial, Tom Green + Ollie Dempsey 1:30:22

29d ago1:30:22

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5 - RHOM, RHOA, The Valley, 90 Day Fiancé, and Love Hotel 55:46

1M ago55:46

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Send us a text Lil and Madelyn are back to discuss the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Miami, Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Valley, Love Hotel, and 90 Day Fiancé), as well as a bit about Black Mirror. They also discuss whether or not Lil's husband is in the Witness Protection Program, puffy filler faces, and upcoming movies they're loo…

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SATURDAY RUB - The Mid Season Review 1:12:32

1M ago1:12:32

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We're halfway through the season and it's time for a Mid Season Review! Bern counts down his Top 10 Nuff from the year so far; Bill questions what form Damo is in; and We all question how bad Bill's Quiz is going. Plus we're joined by AFL Hall of Fame inductee, Nick Riewoldt, and North Melbourne's Cam Zurhaar. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James…

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FRIDAY HUDDLE | Darren Jarman, Chat GPT Jokes, How Lottery Winners Blew Their Fortune 1:44:58

1M ago1:44:58

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The boys are in awe of what Sam Darcy could become, and they go through their top headlines from the last 24 hours. Chief puts Browny and Howie in his Slaughterhouse for their comments on the French Open, then Browny needs some advice on cutting down the number of Whatsapp Groups he's in. Chief puts the team through a geography quiz, then Howie use…

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THURSDAY RUB | Daisy Guest Hosts, Jay Z on Bevo/Kane Watch, Top 5 MMM Footy Moments of 2025 56:35

1M ago56:35

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Jay Z shocks us all by turning up early, and off the back of Kysaiah Pickett's nine year deal he asks who in MMM Footy deserves something similar? Isaac Smith is off running a marathon, Daisy isn't here yet, and Jay Z is frothing at the prospect of Luke Beveridge vs Kane Cornes Round 2. St Kilda Assistant Coach Corey Enright joins the team from the…

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Rodgers to Steelers_ Controversy in Cincinnati_ QB Rankings and More UFC Insanity 1:01:19

1M ago1:01:19

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NFL shakeups and UFC drama! DJ and Kelcey break down Aaron Rodgers' move to the Steelers and Nick Chubb joining the Texans. Is Anthony Richardson's shoulder a ticking time bomb? We also dive into Chris Simms' controversial quarterback rankings, sparking a heated debate on who truly deserves the top spots. Plus, we explore the frustrating state of t…

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MIDWEEK RUB | Joey's dusty after the Hall of Fame, Nasiah and Tex, Will Day and Sam Darcy's return dates locked in 27:46

1M ago27:46

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The gang's back in the studio to preview round 14 - with a hungover Joey Montagna after celebrating Nick Riewoldt's Hall of Fame induction! He discusses the night with Damo and Daisy, the Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera and Tex Walker story gets unpacked, Will Day and Sam Darcy's return dates have been settled, more news with Damo plus all the round 14 tip…