Best Two Nerdy Idiots Podcasts (2025)

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#9.14 - Persuasion 1:56:03

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6d ago1:56:03

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Smallville Presents: Crimson, Pt. II and Zod's 9/11 It's Valentine's Day and Lois refuses to do anything romantic with Clark, but he isn't helping either. After a blast of fairy dust, a.k.a. PCP, laced with Gemstone Kryptonite, Clark now has the ability to "persuade" the people he talks to. Lois becomes a traditional housewife. Chloe somehow gets w…

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#9.13 - Warrior 2:11:13

12d ago2:11:13

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SKCUS GNI***F LLITS EOLHC Zatanna is back and hotter than ever before, and sort of slutty? Either way, it's time to go "BIG" at the Metropolis Wonder-Con! A kid named Alec turns into an adult superhero after reading a cursed Warrior Angel comic book, courtesy of Zatanna's late father. Chloe shows us she's into REALLY young men. Clark and Lois still…

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#9.12 - Absolute Justice, Pt. II: Legends 2:13:21

17d ago2:13:21

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"You are of value, Clark Kent." After part one, Clark and his worst friends all get together to team-up with some of the J.S.A. members. The heroes go after The Icicle once they find out his weaknesses, with some sacrifices along the way (R.I.P. Kent Nelson). Unknown to them, The Icicle was hired by Amanda Waller, an agent of a group called Checkma…

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#9.11 - Absolute Justice, Pt. I: Society 2:12:02

18d ago2:12:02

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What's the "J.S.A."? That's right nerds, it's time for the golden age heroes to make their Smallville debut. After the Star-Spangled Kid and the Sandman are murdered by a villain named "The Icicle", the gang gets together in order to find out why he is picking off retired heroes one-by-one. As Oliver pursues a high school girl, Clark and Chloe bust…

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#9.10 - Disciple 1:55:50

26d ago1:55:50

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NO LOVERS. NO ALLIES. NO HOOKERS. Oliver's old mentor, Vordigan, comes into town to remind his former student of the vows he took. First, the Dark Archer ruins Lois and Clark's date night. Second, he attacks Chloe, who deserves it by the way. Third, he kidnaps Oliver's favorite hooker (oops, we meant "disciple") Mia, a.k.a. Speedy. Lastly, he wants…

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#9.9 - Pandora 1:52:22

1M ago1:52:22

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SUMMERHOLT LIVES ON! The time has come to dive into the not-so-distant future. Coming off her kissing seizure last episode, Lois gets unknowingly kidnapped by Tess and Stuart in order to unlock her future timeline memories. In this apocalyptic future, Zod and the Kandorians/Kryptonians obtain their powers under a red sun, take over the world, and t…

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#9.8 - Idol 2:03:53

1M ago2:03:53

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Two Nerdy Idiots vs. The Wonder Twins: Who is more dumb? Lois is back and is experiencing more intense visions from her trip to the future. As she attempts processing that on top of kissing Clark, Lois decides to go to therapy. Clark has two fans, Zan and Jayna, stopping crime and posing as his hero identity The Blur. While their intentions are goo…

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#9.7 - Kandor 2:05:56

2M ago2:05:56

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Jor-El & Major Zod: The Last Blokes of Krypton Zor-El and Lara had their turn, now it's time for Clone Jor-El to make an appearance! Jor-El arrives at the Kent farm and tells the origin of the infamous purple orb, as well as his relationship with his BFF Zod. Tess wiggles her way in-between the two BFFs in order to "protect" Clark and his identity.…

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#9.6 - Crossfire 2:03:41

2M ago2:03:41

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TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS Lois and Clark land a pilot audition as cohosts for the news show Good Morning, Metropolis. While she is chasing a new career move, Clark just wants to get a second date with Lois. As they battle it out with their Online Dating story, Oliver finds a new "sidekick" in the form of a prostitute named Mia. That's right everyone, …

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#9.5 - Roulette 1:50:08

2M ago1:50:08

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Roulette: The Chloe Sullivan Edition It's Oliver's birthday, so why not go and place the most awful bets at the underground casino. After being roofied by the "owner" of the casino, Oliver's life becomes an insane and stupid test to prove he's still a hero inside. Lois tries to track down Oliver so she can play beer pong. Clark finds out more clues…

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#9.4 - Echo 1:52:09

2M ago1:52:09

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Smallville Presents: Fat Toy-Lover vs. Suicidal Billionaire The infamous Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman, returns this week and he's here for revenge against Oliver Queen. After Toyman's first bomb attempt against Queen Industries, Clark is gifted with the power of reading minds (thanks daddy Jor-El). Clark uses his new power to stop crime, but also …

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#9.3 - Rabid 1:55:16

3M ago1:55:16

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28 Days Later: The Smallville Edition Seems like the writers were thin on story ideas this time around and brought us Thirst, Pt. II. A random case of kryptonite rabies has hit Metropolis, but looks like instead of vampires we get horny zombies. Clark continues his hero work while working at the Daily Planet. Oliver is still moping for no reason, a…

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#9.2 - Metallo 1:52:35

3M ago1:52:35

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John Corben: Former active duty military turns grotesque cyborg psycho. Things get pretty gross this week when John Corben surgically receives a kryptonite heart after getting smashed by a truck (look both ways much?). As John starts to spiral, all he can think about is taking the The Blur down, a.k.a. Clark. Chloe is getting extremely jealous, and…

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#9.1 - Savior 2:08:04

3M ago2:08:04

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Smallville Presents: Kal-El and the Kryptonian Blokes Who would've thought three weeks could change so much? Clark is finally completing his training from Jor-El, but gets stalled by Lois returning from the future with a female assassin, a.k.a. Future Babe. Zod is finally here, in the flesh, and he's been beating up Tess non-stop with his Kryptonia…

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The Fog ['05 Remake Review] 3:35:54

3M ago3:35:54

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Blood for Blood! Time for another round of Film Friday, but this time we step away from the wushu and instead immerse ourselves into The Fog at Antonio Bay. Join us in the review of the remake of John Carpenter's The Fog (1980) starring Tom Welling, Maggie Grace and Selma Blair. Is the movie worth watching? No. Do we have fun? Also no. But hey, are…

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Season Eight Awards 2:11:34

4M ago2:11:34

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T.N.I. presents: The 8th Season's Final Breath Almost done, but not before we give the most demanded episode of each season: The Award Show. Plenty of fan nominations, a few new and fun categories, and some nice veto streaks. Thank you to the fans for another crazy season and, as always, enjoy the eighth part of our hilarious tradition.…

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#8.22 - Doomsday 2:27:32

4M ago2:27:32

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R.I.P. Henry James Olsen, the Jimmy that never mattered. Doomsday is upon Clark, and apparently everyone in the future as well (shout out those losers in Legion). Clark wants to continue his BEST plan by splitting Davis/Doomsday, but Oliver and the Super Idiots keep telling Clark to murder Davis instead. Meanwhile, we are at the end of the Dark Chl…

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#8.21 - Injustice 2:11:44

4M ago2:11:44

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The Injustice League, a.k.a. Tess Mercer's Groupies After many episodes of recruiting, Tess finally gives her meteor freak team some time to shine: hunt down and kill Doomsday. "Chloe" reappears and tells Clark he needs to kill Davis, which Oliver also agrees with (typical). Clark comes up with the best plan to stop Davis/Doomsday but needs Oliver'…

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#8.20 - Beast 2:10:52

4M ago2:10:52

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The Dark Chloe Saga continues... Clark finds evidence that Davis is alive, so Chloe lies to Clark and tells him to go to Alaska. While Chloe continues to keep Davis in her basement, she goes to Dr. Emil Hamilton for some type of Doomsday cure. Jimmy has the nerve to ask Oliver for some "popping pills" money. We find out Davis has been sniffing Chlo…

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#8.19 - Stiletto 2:14:53

5M ago2:14:53

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Stripperella: The Smallville Edition Lois gets in a little over her head by becoming a made-up vigilante named "Stiletto" in order to write a front page story. Clark contemplates confiding in Lois as his superhero persona. Chloe chooses to keep Davis in the Talon basement as her murderous, alien, sex puppet. Jimmy finally returns, but this time as …

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#8.18 - Eternal 2:04:40

5M ago2:04:40

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Smallville Stories for Children: The Last Son of Veritas The whispers of Veritas have returned as Tess finds the long lost diary of the late Lionel Luthor. Apparently, Davis also crashed down in 1989 with Clark, but as a piece of space poop that befriended Lex for five days. Everyone finally finds out Davis is a serial killer thanks to Jimmy. Tess …

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#8.17 - Hex 2:38:50

5M ago2:38:50

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!SKCUS GNI***F EOLHC Chloe is on the brink of divorce, so why not throw a last-minute birthday party and not invite your husband? Zatanna (O M G) shows up and grants Chloe one wish. Wishing for love back? Yeah right, Chloe wishes to be Lois! Now deemed "Chlois", she has to get help from Clark in order for Zatanna to reverse the spell. Too bad Clark…

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#8.16 - Turbulence 2:08:38

5M ago2:08:38

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THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! (Tess included) Jimmy, who is still in recovery mode, witnesses Davis committing a murder at the hospital. Davis claims he is hallucinating because Jimmy is secretly a drug addict. Chloe doesn't believe her own husband, which makes Jimmy take matters into his own hands. Tess invites Clark on a private jet so she can crash…

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#8.15 - Infamous 2:03:25

6M ago2:03:25

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Hydro, Pt. II: Super Soaked An INFAMOUS season six villain is back, and we're not talking about Linda Lake. Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse/The Wife, returns as our guest co-host...and gets us drunk. Linda Lake returns to Metropolis to threaten Clark with exposing his true identity to the world. Clark decides to take control and have Lois leak the story fi…

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#8.14 - Requiem 1:49:37

6M ago1:49:37

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The Dark Lana Saga finally comes to an end... THANK GOD! Everyone's "favorite" power couple is back after Lana got her super skin last week. While Clark just wants to have sex all day in his parents' old bed, Lana is only interested in "saving people", a.k.a. hunting down Lex. Toyman shows up and kills the entire board of directors at LuthorCorp. O…

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#8.13 - Power 2:00:06

6M ago2:00:06

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Lana, where's my super [skin] suit?! The Ultimate Dark Lana saga continues. Lana decides that the world is much better off if she had super powers, so she hires Dr. Groll to burn her alive. Clark finds out Chloe also lies for her other friends (not just him). Tess bonds with Clark over B&E. Lana and Tess are somehow best friends now. Where the f***…

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#8.12 - Bulletproof 1:59:18

6M ago1:59:18

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Law & Order: Smallville Victims Unit Detective John Jones makes his return only to get shot, while on duty, in the first five minutes. After Clark finds out it was an inside job he decides to go undercover as a cop named Joe Fordman (Top 10) in order to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Lana is still here, back as the lead terrorist, and now fighting wi…

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#8.11 - Legion 2:12:35

7M ago2:12:35

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31st Century's very own idiots! The second half of season eight begins, so that means we tank the story right? A group of aliens come from the future to stroke Clark’s massive ego, and to prevent another Brainiac resurrection by killing Chloe. They also decide to tell Lana she’s historically important (forgot she’s still here). Clark just wants to …

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#8.10 - Bride 2:21:35

7M ago2:21:35

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Smallville Presents: The Bride of Doomsday Wedding bells are ringing for Chloe and Jimmy. Davis is actually Doomsday and becomes a murderous wedding crasher. Clark and Lois experience a cute moment. Oliver ruins everything by teaming up with Lana, a.k.a. the devil. #RIPGayColin Sam Witwer (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) makes his official appearance as…

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#8.9 - Abyss 2:15:02

7M ago2:15:02

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: The Chloe Edition Brainiac makes a surprise return as the true man that's been inside of Chloe (no, seriously) the past year. But now, he's causing her to lose her all of memories rapidly. Jimmy can't deal with another amnesia blondie, so he turns to Clark for help who then goes to Big Daddy Jor-El (LFG!). Whi…

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#8.8 - Bloodline 2:12:17

7M ago2:12:17

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The Return of Kara...and her amnesia? Clark takes a nice trip with Lois to the Phantom Zone and finds Kara there with some new dreads. While attempting to get back, the femdom wife of Zod takes over Lois' body in order to find her son...DAVIS?! Meanwhile, Tess continues to be annoying and Chloe uses Oliver just to steal and push him around.…

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#8.7 - Identity 2:00:03

7M ago2:00:03

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Freak of the Week presents: Mind-F**k! Jimmy finally figures out who Clark is after snapping a picture of a red-blue blur (wink, wink fans) saving Lois from a mugger. All Jimmy wants is to be C.K.'s BFF and fellow confidant. Too bad Clark will do anything and everything possible to lie to Jimmy, so he brings in Oliver, a current alcoholic/sex addic…

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#8.6 - Prey 2:09:56

8M ago2:09:56

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R.I.P. Mary - May Santa bring you the right toy now A serial killer is on the loose after a string of related attacks happen within Metropolis. With the help of the not-so-mighty Detective Jon Jones, Clark investigates Davis after noticing that he's been at every crime scene. Davis keeps blacking out and thinks he actually might be the killer, but …

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#8.5 - Committed 2:00:03

8M ago2:00:03

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Welcome to the Love Doctor's "Shock of Love" Chloe and Jimmy are kidnapped after their engagement party and get put into a twisted game that tests their love for each other. The Love Doctor asks them a few dumb questions, then lets them go (not kidding). Before Clark and Lois realize they're safe, they end up caught in the game themselves after mas…

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#8.4 - Instinct 1:59:51

8M ago1:59:51

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Now Presenting: Basic Instinct (Smallville Edition) All because Tess doesn't know what she's doing, a queen named Maxima shows up to Metropolis looking for a Kryptonian husband. No mortal man can survive her kiss, so Clark has to take one for the team on this one. Jimmy finds Chloe's love letter to Clark from season two episode "Fever" (she so did …

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#8.3 - Toxic 1:59:21

8M ago1:59:21

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R.I.P. Megan - The best friend nobody wanted. What's a good superhero show without a SUPER retcon? Oliver is back in town and gets poisoned by someone from his past. Chloe uses her new Brainiac skills, and her E.R. Lover Davis, to track down an antidote. Clark finds out that Tess and Oliver know each other from their Jungle Freak-Off days, and is t…

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#8.2 - Plastique 2:12:21

9M ago2:12:21

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What happens when a street rat blows up a bus? It's Clark's first day at the Daily Planet and he manages to save the new boss, Tess Mercer, after a bus explodes in the city. Lois starts showing Clark the ropes in a very adorable way. Chloe begins a new paramedic love affair while also taking in a random girl named Bette who just so happens to be a …

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#8.1 - Odyssey 1:55:25

9M ago1:55:25

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This is dedicated to Texas, Louisiana swamps and Mother Russia! It's been four long weeks since the collapse of Clark's fortress. Here's what's happening: Clark has been slanging black market seafood in a Russian work camp. Oliver, AC and Dinah fight to reunite with their Boy Scout. Chloe has new powers and is loving it. Lois is now ten times hotte…

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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li [BONUS REVIEW] 2:39:08

9M ago2:39:08

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The Film Review Nobody Wanted/The Real Reason Lana Left It's a new year, so we had to shake things up a bit. Join us in our first viewing of the unforgettable, 3% certified fresh, Street Fighter movie from '09. The most legendary of useless characters all-around and we get to prove how this story is canon to Lana's character arc. HIGHLY RECOMMEND* …

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Season Seven Awards 2:20:51

9M ago2:20:51

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Another season, another award show... MERRY CHRISTMAS! The Two Nerdy Idiots have brought back everyone's favorite tradition: the end-of-the-season award show! We've returned with plenty of nominations from ourselves, but also the fans. Thank you once again for participating and making this show one of the best things we look forward to doing. Cheer…

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#7.20 - Arctic 1:58:54

10M ago1:58:54

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#MostDisappointingSeasonFinale Long story short: Kara is Brainiac (doesn't make sense). Clark isn't doing anything to stop Lex from finding out how to control him. Chloe hates Kara lowkey. Jimmy gets way too much screen time. Lois is drinking while on the clock. The power of Cyrus defeats Brainiac. Lex finally finds out Clark's secret (it's a 5-min…

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#7.19 - Quest 2:01:24

10M ago2:01:24

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The secret lies with Charlotte... After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and hi…

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#7.18 - Apocalypse 2:31:54

10M ago2:31:54

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Smallville Presents: A Krypton Carol Clark comes to the crazy conclusion that Earth, and everyone he loves, would be better off if he never existed. Jor-El overhears his stupidity and puts him in a simulation of a world that never had Clark. The Kents have a human son, Lana is married to a French Pete Ross, Chloe doesn't matter, Jimmy is Jimmy and …

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#7.17 - Sleeper 1:54:09

10M ago1:54:09

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The name is Olsen...James Olsen. Chloe's secret hacking skills have finally caught up to her when Jimmy gets blackmailed by the feds in order to spy on Chloe to see what other "terrorist" acts she plans to commit. Meanwhile, all Chloe is trying to do is find Kara and Brainiac because Clark only wants to fix Lana instead of stopping Lex from getting…

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#7.16 - Descent 1:56:11

10M ago1:56:11

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The Death of Lionel Luthor A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed. Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the…

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#7.15 - Veritas 2:01:11

11M ago2:01:11

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Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over tr…

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#7.14 - Traveler 1:54:03

11M ago1:54:03

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Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. Whi…

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#7.13 - Hero 2:01:56

11M ago2:01:56

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Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to sprea…

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#7.12 - Fracture 2:04:33

11M ago2:04:33

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Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel…

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#7.11 - Siren 1:58:33

12M ago1:58:33

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The Battle of the Cry Babies! A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. L…