Best Tristan Sartoris Podcasts (2025)

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237. I Don't See My Keys 28:43

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5d ago28:43

28:43

Getting your first pair of glasses, and on the hunt for a pair of keys! Against the deadlines, with autumn smelling gum, and hostile churches? We cover it all!

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236. HUSTLING 27:37

12d ago27:37

27:37

or perhaps Tristan has been hustled... another last second recording, 4 hours before the upload time, hot on the trails of endless highways! Tristan covers recent gigs, bathroom mishaps, driving soreness, and kinda rambles at the end about empathy but never really gets to the point.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]…

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235. The Latest Family 30:49

19d ago30:49

30:49

After what felt like weeks (and was) of stalling, Tristan finally fixed the light. He comments on cracker barrel, Beyonce's tardiness, football season, recent holidays and how everything works out in the end!

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234. BIG TOILET 26:50

26d ago26:50

26:50

Tales of no sleep, hand modeling, porcelain shame, and marketplace beefs!

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233. I See The Problem 24:58

1M ago24:58

24:58

Tristan faces internet issues, pranks, cracker barrel updates, but more importantly loses all his raisinets..Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

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232. Seller? I hardly know her. 25:38

1M ago25:38

25:38

In pursuit to sell his truck, Tristan shmoozes along as smoothly as possible. Misses his improv class. and discusses how online hate might impact our future overlords.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]

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231. CHATGPT HUSBAND 24:11

2M ago24:11

24:11

What are we dooiiinnng? Be wild, be crazy, but.. beware.. AI is coming for your family in this episode of Full Circus. Tristan also covers the new movie WEAPONS briefly, horror films, oreos, and some other stuff? but mostly the AI thing.

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230. WINGIN' IT 20:30

2M ago20:30

20:30

Hot wings, Zen'd Out, and Hypocritical Insults.

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229. TIME IS TIME 28:25

2M ago28:25

28:25

Money can be returned, time.. cannot. Which leads to impulsive purchases, bad mufflers, no social media presence and an uphappy movie audience.. or so Tristan says.

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228. CHECKED 31:45

2M ago31:45

31:45

With no time, Tristan recounts being puppeted into work, and an absolute lack of patience. Complaints of traffic work, heat, and amusement in recent looney tunes controversies.

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227. Be Rob Lowe 32:30

2M ago32:30

32:30

Quitting the gym, finding health, titanic, and more.Submit To The Show @: [email protected]:https://tristansartoris.com/ / tristansartoris / tristansartoris

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226. UNPREPARED 20:52

3M ago20:52

20:52

An embarrassing display quite honestly. Tristan talks about a couple things and fumbles in his attempt to rush through.By Tristan Sartoris

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225. Am I Sweating? 22:16

3M ago22:16

22:16

93 degrees and a dream! Tristan recounts his very few experiences of the week.By Tristan Sartoris

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224. FAT GRAMAR 23:42

3M ago23:42

23:42

Minor updates, failed diets, shedeur sanders, lying to the homeless.By Tristan Sartoris

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223. ..out loud 32:55

3M ago32:55

32:55

New hurdles, and a bad burn! ONWARDS! Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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222. MISSION: GET TO BED AT A DECENT TIME 25:59

4M ago25:59

25:59

Tristan struggles with the same thing he's been back and forth with since late April. Stupid.By Tristan Sartoris

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221. MORNING PERSON 32:30

4M ago32:30

32:30

AFTER WEEKS of failure, Tristan has woken up before noon. He'll recount his tales of the day, as well as comment on recent scientific development. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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220. I CAN BENCH TWO TWENTY 39:33

4M ago39:33

39:33

Tristan recounts his trials in finding sleep, free groceries, and makes up a philosophical point on the fly. As well as the Mexican Navy Ship, Cameron Diaz rejecting facial surgery, and how not to bake with your kids. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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219. WORLD'S WORST 24:34

4M ago24:34

24:34

Biggest douchebag, Tristan Sartoris, attempts to catch you up on his recent activity in an 84 degree studio, and tries to make sense.. per usual. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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218. OATMEAL LETHARGY 30:14

5M ago30:14

30:14

Tristan eats an entire box of instant oatmeal and rambles for 30 minutes about mother's day, the pope, ai, dogsitting, and more!By Tristan Sartoris

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217. MATINEE MAYHEM 26:43

5M ago26:43

26:43

Tristan has a disruptive showing of Sinners, gets yelled at by the homeless, and ponders the point of Hooters. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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216. 2 HOT CAMERAS 22:10

5M ago22:10

22:10

In 87 degrees, Tristan tinkers with the setup while recounting his keto woes, bad sleep and too much or little caffeine. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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215. COMMIT 34:18

5M ago34:18

34:18

Tristan recalls some stories from the dollar store, recent headlines, answers wedgie questions and wears swimtrunks.By Tristan Sartoris

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214. LIFE LANE 27:26

6M ago27:26

27:26

Tristan finally fixes his one and only flaw. His sleep schedule. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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213. PLAYING SOLO 23:20

6M ago23:20

23:20

Midnight? Middle of Night? Who is he, where is he? Nobody knows. Tristan tells his tales of living in the shadows recently and probably some other things.By Tristan Sartoris

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212. I B U PROFEN? 23:57

6M ago23:57

23:57

Intense migraines aside, Tristan recounts some random thoughts and tales of the week. Booyah or something like that.By Tristan Sartoris

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211. I DESERVE A SNACK 25:30

6M ago25:30

25:30

Good days, Bad days, productive or not? Snacks in 4. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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210. SHOWING UP 34:43

6M ago34:43

34:43

4 years of nonsense and having fun being stupid together. Thank you everyone that tunes in to this silly little show, and for all the questions and messages. ONWARDS! Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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209. ABSURD SLICED BREAD 24:44

7M ago24:44

24:44

Tristan speaks about the bizarre world of storytelling and how little far we've come as a society since sliced bread. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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208. PALE & COMPARED 23:10

7M ago23:10

23:10

Back on caffeine as a form of sleep control, and roasted by his mother, Tristan tries to convince his family to watch Puss In Boots; all the while reminding everyone of his uncle. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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207. HALF ASLEEP 25:29

7M ago25:29

25:29

Tristan rolls right out of bed, and starts the podcast. Talks about his sleeping patterns, and tries to riff on planes and meteors but he was too tired. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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206. GET WHAT YOU GET 22:18

7M ago22:18

22:18

Valentine's Day is for more than one, get out there and share the love! Tristan lightly covers the holiday, superbowl, and some other random crapBy Tristan Sartoris

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205. MONTH OF THE VOICELESS 27:36

8M ago27:36

27:36

Tristan comes in with no voice, and discusses his desire for a month of pastrami and answers some wedgie questions. SUBMIT TO THE SHOW: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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204.THE DESK THAT ALMOST WAS 23:59

8M ago23:59

23:59

In an effort to seem put together, Tristan builds a new desk, and immediately clutters it with junk. Join in the conversation of Batmen, Winter Weight, and Bad Handshakes! Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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203. SIX COOKIES AND A DREAM 27:47

8M ago27:47

27:47

Sleep deprived, Tristan eats 6 cookies and starts the show! Airing out his frustrations, trying to cheer up the dmv, comments on the inauguration's spell casting attempts, homeschoolism and some other stuff I'm sure.. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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202. DRY EYES 27:44

8M ago27:44

27:44

Cold and barely managing, Tristan survives his dry eyes to tell you his current tales, and headlines of inauguration, the switch 2, tiktok bans, and the LAFD fire department. Submit To The Show @: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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201. THE COLD, THE OLD, AND THE STRANGE 23:11

9M ago23:11

23:11

Tristan battles his furnace being out, while recounting some recent tales of the elderly, and some other stuff as he flounders trying to think warm thoughts.By Tristan Sartoris

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200. NEW YEAR SAME ME 31:32

9M ago31:32

31:32

Is 2025 your year?? Are you shooting for the moon, or just trying to eat a McRib? Tristan discusses his unlofty goals for this year, and gives out some half baked advice to anyone that needs it. There's also some other stuff in there, y'know? HAPPY NEW YEAR! #newyears #resolutionsBy Tristan Sartoris

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199. MARVELOUS EXUBERANCE 28:01

9M ago28:01

28:01

Holiday recap, battling character growth, taking a stand against sprinkles, and so much more that Tristan cannot be held accountable for.By Tristan Sartoris

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198. MAKE MAGIC 31:48

9M ago31:48

31:48

It's Christmas TIME, while Tristan recounts his beef with santa, recent embarassments, and basically blames the lack of magic on everyone else?By Tristan Sartoris

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197. FOLLOW THE WEIRD 24:29

9M ago24:29

24:29

Tristan tells the tales of his weird encounters, embracing the cold, and how unfortunate it can be to call the wrong hotline.By Tristan Sartoris

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196. BAD ACTING 28:20

10M ago28:20

28:20

Tristan runs from the police, does a bad job at pretending to be cold, and bombs an important session. Wanna Write to The Show??: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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195. SERIOUSLY GRATEFUL 28:24

10M ago28:24

28:24

Tristan tells the tale of THE DEAL. While remaining grateful for noise, and pie, he also accidentally incites violence but quickly retracts it? Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris #blackfriday #thanksgi…

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194. COOKIES 26:34

10M ago26:34

26:34

Tristan is out of it, and throwing out gold stars and celebratory cookies to those that can answer his rhetorical questions. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris…

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193. MARKETPLACE MANIA 39:19

10M ago39:19

39:19

Tristan breaks his new macbook, before wandering into the spiraling mess that is Facebook Marketplace. People walk into his home unannounced. He almost harms the elderly, he gets the elderly fired, but most importantly, he opened a door for a grandma and clings to this single good deed as his defining characteristic.…

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192. IT WILL BE OKAY.. 33:23

11M ago33:23

33:23

Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.By Tristan Sartoris

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191. 0-8 36:07

11M ago36:07

36:07

In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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190. SCARED TO THE FUTURE 48:20

11M ago48:20

48:20

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected]…

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189. CHEAP TRASH 31:26

11M ago31:26

31:26

Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris

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188. HURRICANE MILK 36:34

12M ago36:34

36:34

Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: [email protected] Tristan Sartoris