'I want to talk about my fear of aliens, stop bringing up Proust.' Are yoyos having a blast, or are they more of a "silent witness"? Tim has a thing for women in the Navy and Tristan's cat Postie is dubbed an enfant terrible. Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel [email protected] Tim on Instagram Tris…

Stand up comedian Nathan Hugh Robért (NHR) tells us all about how he broke up with his first girlfriend three times. We talk about the time Tristan and a friendlicked a businessman on the way home during their first year at uni. NHR recites a beautiful ham poem about a particular type of ham he's been buying from a local butcher. It features the li…

When were you born when you first learned about 'about face'? This week we allude to the podcast, Tim explains New Caledonia, the fact that Piglet wears a pink jumper is pointed out lest anyone mistake that for part of his raw body, and we encounter a robot voice issue around 31 minutes in. I'm Lovin' It! Subway. Rate, subscribe, and write into the…

Freddie Arthur (stand up comedian, Raw National Finalist 2025) tells us some very interesting things about various legal cases from the olden days involving pigs, a donkey, chickens, and a swarm of insects. We're all entities here. 'When they caught up to him [some man], he was a goat.' Did they really catch up to him then? (I don't think so.) We d…

We like to find the ultimate segment around here. We finalise the Shoutout Pantheon, Tim's language nerd comes out yet again and we begin to construct a new language. Sah ranch bipbipbip, sah ranch bapbapbap. (You throw around bird, you throw around dog.) No one's holding a gun to your head, get in the goldilocks zone! Rate, subscribe, and write in…

Tim describes a series of crimes he committed as an extremely young boy and then we get to work. Sea-based guns, stopped clocks, a portal between the Gilmore Girls and Sopranos universes—all of these things come up for discussion in this episode if I'm honest. Enjoy! Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultim…

or, Playing Chicken with the Guys. We talk about the time they tried to make a Sonic movie but he looked like a little freak. Also coming in for the Ultimate Segment treatment are lamb jarmalade, Lambothy Charlemagne, and how a mouse in need is a mouse indeed. All before entering The Microcosm. Enjoy! Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with s…

Comedian Bea Barbeau-Scurla joins us to talk running without breathing, not explaining your behaviour, crushing vs. merging in mobile games, and whether Sonic is ham-related. Tim and I interrupt Bea frequently with puns and she becomes rude to us toward the end of the episode. Enjoy! Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions…

We talk about the time of "8 midnight", how Sonic dyes himself blue, sparkling water bombs, the Modern Navy, and a cafe called Aye Aye Captain on a naval base. Enjoy! Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel [email protected] Tim is in a Melbourne Comedy Festival lineup show on Friday April 4, Lord Give U…

I don't understand what is going on with the show anymore. Tim seems distracted. We introduce a new segment, something about toast. There's a technical hitch. Enjoy! Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel [email protected] Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12 Tim on Instagram Tri…

After a more private affair in the form of Episode 6, the boys return to public life with a bang. Trying to stop us now would be like trying to put mouse cream back in the tube. We discuss how our predator is a tiger, the song 'I Believe I Can Fly', Earl Grey and much much more. Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and …

The boys really get into their work on this episode. Tim is on the spreadsheet. Wildebeest and electromagnetism come in for discussion. Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel [email protected] Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12 Tim on Instagram Tristan on Instagram…

Your hosts are at sea, constructing a vessel which may lead to a vessel bound for the Ultimate Segment. Tristan downloads a composition from heaven, emotions run high at the end, and Sonic the Hedgehog fans take note: you're going to want to listen to this one. Rate and subscribe on your favourite podcast. Write into the show with any drivel you li…

Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. We get into The Sex Festival, carry out some meta-admin, indulge in some egg chat, and classify Pluto. Write into the show with anything you think might be germane to the quest: [email protected] Tim on Instagram Tristan on Inst…

Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. Tune in for the perfunctory introductory banter, stay for a delirious USB-socket-plug-conversion anecdote. Tim on Instagram Tristan on Instagram Festival show tickets: Fancy Feast: Rundle Mall - Tristan Haze & Christina Schmidt split bi…

Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. Tim on Instagram Tristan on Instagram Festival show tickets: Fancy Feast: Rundle Mall - Tristan Haze & Christina Schmidt split bill @ Adelaide Fringe, (Feb 21 - 23) Absolute Drip Drop - Tristan solo show @ Adelaide (Feb 24) Cabanossi Pr…

Hosted by Tristan Haze and Nathan Hugh Robért Implicit leadership theory (ILT) is a cognitive theory of leadership developed by Robert Lord and colleagues.[1] It is based on the idea that individuals create cognitive representations of the world, and use these preconceived notions to interpret their surroundings and control their behaviors.[2] Them…

So much drama.

This is beyond extravagant.

We don't know who's side to take!

We didn't see this coming.

We definitely saw this coming.

The two dated before his death.

Maybe it was God's Plan?

We've got B-Boi in top form in the studio today, thanks mate. I really enjoyed this one.By Tristan Haze

A very "pep" atmosphere during this recording, we have a wonderful ep on your place with 6 things to say, a special announcement about there being a hat in the room with me, and a letter from Hopscotch Robin. Stay tuned for the competition! As we say, 'Bye!'.By Tristan Haze

Tony B joins us in the studio. with the beautiful bright city lights not far behind! We've fascinating guest lecture on Saving, we explore how we learned to go to work, and even sing a spontaneous song called This Day. As we say at the end: bye!By Tristan Haze

Hi Tony B, thanks for coming back on the show. We've got Gametime this week. Can you play One for Two? Chase that off with a speed-round and you've got yourself a brilliant podcast on your hands.By Tristan Haze

Another great episode: good cooking, a lecture on the printing press, and a wonderful conversation with Tony B about the Beatles, a Jamaican, bees, and much more.Joel Edgerton pops in during the conversation, and we even got invited to a party!By Tristan Haze

This time we have a very thankful Tony B in the studio - cheers mate, it was really great to have you on. There's a wonderful, personal lecture from our regular visiting academic, I have six more things to say, there's a new segment called poetry corner, we've got moon plans, and a discussion of the gender-neutrality of bread. And much, much more. …

Back on track after our Christmas episode! We're going to hear about biology, the invention of fire, and some courtroom drama with Judge Lord. I've also done a little something special in the studio this time, just to spice things up. I'm not saying what it is - you'll have to listen!Thanks to Tony B for getting me in touch with those talended Brit…

Belated Merry Christmas! This time we've got a belated Christmas special on our hands. There's a Christmas Beach Poem, and we've got the wonderful Tony B popping in for a conversation about Christmas. We ham issue ham wish you a ham Christmas. Merry Christmas!By Tristan Haze

Well, we've made it to a second episode, and the podcast is now on iTunes! Things are really hotting up.This time we have a guest, my good friend Tony B who is a very funny man. Thanks again for coming on the podcast mate - what a blast.By Tristan Haze

Welcome to the THCP! Learn about the concept of organic unity, hear six things I have to say, and hear from someone who needs a lot of help. Thanks to all our sponsors and friends. Thanks!By Tristan Haze