Best Tim Schaefer Podcasts (2025)

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 580: Featuring T.J. Oshie 2:46:11

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On Episode 580 of Spittin' chiclets, the Boys are joined by recent NHL retiree T.J. Oshie to talk about his career in full. The stories got flowing and this is a must watch, must listen interview with some never before heard stories. Biz is 1 year sober, College football is underway, and we've decided to quit the Internet... sort of. Tune in now an…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 579: Featuring Vincent Damphousse & John Feitelberg 3:10:39

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On Episode 579 of Spittin’ Chiclets the fellas are joined by Hard Nose Center Vincent Damphousse in an interview recorded during the Four Nations Faceoff to talk about his legendary career, what he’s doing now, and much more. Later on, John Feitelberg joins the show to talk about his recent performance in Barstools latest and greatest episodic seri…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 578: Featuring Cal Clutterbuck + Colby Armstrong 2:17:29

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On Episode 578 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by recent retiree Cal Clutterbuck. Hailing from the same hometown as Biz, Cal talks about his relentlessness in the NHL, Playing for Lou in Long Island, his golf game and much more. The Armdog hops on as well to go his summer and what’s new in Chiclets Land for this upcoming season. This is a…

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"Healthcare Jesus & Bob’s Slow-Clap Showcase" (August 27, 2025 - Proper 16C) 57:00

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Send us a text In the Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible Season 2 finale, we start with bidets and end with Bob in wedge heels. In between, comedians Harriet Riley (@harrietrileycomedy) and Cassi Bruno (@cassi_dicci) bring stories of improv, sarcasm, and church-gone-sideways as we dive into Luke 13 and a Jesus who heals on the Sabbath like a firs…

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 577: Featuring Pierre Turgeon 1:57:12

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On Episode 577 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The boys are joined by Pierre Turgeon in an unreal interview down in Florida at Yands house to talk about all the behind the scenes of what went down with Patrick Roy in Montreal, his love for the game, and much much more. The Mea Culpa’s were flowing this episode after last week’s debauchery about Cod Fish and …

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"Hangry Jesus & the Rule of Threes" (August 17, 2025 - Proper 15C) 31:55

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Send us a text It’s our last Short Take of the season, and Luke 12:49–56 is bringing the heat — literally. Jesus says he came to bring fire to the earth and division to households, not peace. We unpack what that means without sliding into persecution cosplay, and why this isn’t just a “Buddy Jesus” moment but a glimpse of a stressed-out, fully huma…

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 576: Featuring Zenon Konopka 1:59:14

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On Episode 576 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The guys are joined by Zenon Konopka to talk about fighting Biz in the NHL, a ton of unreal John Brophy stories, and much more. Keith, Whit and Biz hop back on the pod to recap their summers so far and if you’re a true chiclets fan, you’ll know these are some of the funniest stories of the year. Don’t miss out o…

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"Verily, We Cometh Unglued" (August 10, 2025 - Proper 14C) 59:45

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Send us a text This week, our sacred text is drawn from Luke’s Gospel—an invitation to stay awake, gird one's loins, sell one’s possessions, and fear not. But when Bob insists on reading it in the King James Version, all theological decorum unravels. Eric breaks. Cassi drowns in a sea of “comeths.” Harriet, ever the Anglican, remains composed for n…

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 575: Featuring Henrik Lundqvist & Marco Sturm 2:04:52

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On Episode 575 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The King Henrik Lundqvist and Bruins new Head Coach Marco Sturm join the show in a pair of interviews we recorded during the finals in Florida. Hank tells us about his career ending heart condition and just how much he loved his time playing in New York. Marco Sturm took us through the blockbuster Jumbo Joe Thor…

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"Eat, Drink, and Miss the Point" (August 3, 2025 - Proper 13C) 29:23

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Send us a text This week on Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible: Short Take, our resident comic theologians Abby Evans and Erick Williams join Bob and Eric to face down one of Jesus’ sharpest parables—and things get weird fast. We’re talking Luke 12, where a man tries to rope Jesus into a family inheritance dispute and instead gets a barn-burning …

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 574: Best of 2024-25 Season 3:00:17

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On Episode 574 of Spittin’ Chiclets, Murls and Army help us take a look back at some of the most notable moments from this past season from Biz fighting off the Irish Travelers, Whit losing all of his crypto on meme coins and much much more. Tune in to this weeks BEST OF Episode and re-live some all-time chiclets moments.00:00:00 - START00:03:04 - …

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"God (Especially) Loves Tim!" (July 27, 2025 - Proper 12C) 59:37

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Send us a text This week on CPTB, we're joined once again by chaos chemists Tim Ross and Alex Stypula—because once clearly wasn’t enough. We talk Lego addiction, the linguistic challenges of translating the Bible into Klingon, and what prayer is actually for (besides soothing Tim’s persecution complex). Plus: Alex dreams of a Catholic Dune reboot, …

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 573: Featuring Nick Tarnasky & Gene Principe 3:08:36

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On Episode 573 of Spittin’ Chiclets, Biz interviews Nick Tarnasky, a tough NHL’er with more than a few fights under his belt after a video online went viral of a guy getting thrown into the course pond after he had one too many. Later on, Gene Principe joins us for an interview about his legendary career, some of his biggest regrets and shining mom…

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"Martha, Mary, and Multiplying Dishes" (July 20, 2025 - Proper 11C) 30:43

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Send us a text Jesus stops by for dinner, and suddenly everyone’s got opinions. This week, Bob, Eric, Abby, and Erick dive into Luke 10:38–42 (the classic Mary and Martha showdown) and explore what hospitality really means—spiritually, socially, and awkwardly. Expect: A spicy takedown (and redemption) of performative hosting A surprising theologica…

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 572: Featuring Matthew Schaefer 2:30:25

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On Episode 572 of Spittin’ Chiclets the fellas are joined by this years First Overall Draft Pick Mathew Schaefer as he relentlessly chirps biz while talking to us about his upbringing, playing in big games, and how he sees his future in the NHL with the Islanders. But first, Free Agency shook up the league and there were hero’s and there were Zero’…

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God Hates Tim... But Not Samaritans! (July 13, 2025 - Proper 10C) 58:01

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Send us a text This week, we welcome Alex Stypula and Tim Ross, the chaos chemists behind the Milks of the World podcast, for an episode that may or may not be sanctioned by NATO. Come for the theological hot takes, stay for the GI Joe lore, Gettysburg hippies, and Tim’s relentless persecution complex. We dig into Luke 10:25–37 (The Good Samaritan)…

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The Gospel According to Lasagna (July 6, 2025 - Proper 9C) 32:06

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Send us a text In this Fourth of July weekend Short Take, Bob, Eric, Abby, and Erick dig into Luke 10 and the radical, communal vision of mission Jesus lays out—no purses, no sandals, just go and be present. Along the way, the crew explores what the lectionary conveniently skips (spoiler: fire and brimstone), the heresy of Americanism, and the diff…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 571: Featuring Michael Misa, Jason Gregor & Elliotte Friedman 2:49:49

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On Episode 571 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by 2nd overall Draft Pick Michael Misa to talk about getting drafted, his work ethic to get where he is and much more. Jason Gregor and Elliotte Friedman joined the pod to talk about shake ups in the league, the new CBA Agreement, Free Agency and everything happening Around the League. Don’t …

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 570: Featuring James Hagens + Mr. Hagens, Big Ceaz, Matthew Tkachuk + Sam Reinhart + Brad Marchand 2:16:02

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On Episode 570 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The Panthers reign supreme and they might be partying harder than any other team we’ve ever seen. Matthew Tkachuk, Sam Reinhart and Brad Marchand joined the pod from a pool in the Bahamas to stuff whit in a locker some more. All-time Panthers fan BigCeaz joined the pod to talk about how thankful he is for the su…

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Golden Retrievers and Gutsy Risk-taking (Peter and Paul, Apostles - June 29, 2025) 56:28

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Send us a text Comics Lou Pastorius (@notorious_pastorius) and Abby Evans (@itsabbye) are back to discuss the feast of Saints Peter and Paul. Topics include: Baby baptisms Cosplay crucifixions The calls of Peter and Paul This Week's Gospel: John 21:15–19 (NRSV) [15] When they had finished breakfast, Jesus said to Simon Peter, “Simon son of John, do…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 569: Back to Back Champs 1:46:03

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On Episode 569 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the Florida Panthers are this years Stanley Cup Champions. After a commanding win at home in game 6, the Panthers finished off Ol’ Whitty boys Edmonton Oilers. The celebration is just beginning but join us LIVE as we recap the Finals and how we got here. This season had it all. Where do we sit for next year? Who…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 568: Featuring Bob Stauffer & Steve Goldstein 1:51:23

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On Episode 568 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The Crew are joined by Bob Stauffer, Edmonton Oilers Reporter, to discuss the do or die situation going into game 6 in Sunrise, Florida. The Rats have taken a 3-2 lead but there’s hope in Oil country. TUNE IN LIVE as we recap Games 4 and 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals so you know what to expect for this pivotal Gam…

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June 22, 2025 - Proper 7C 33:12

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Reading: Luke 8:26–39 (NRSV) [26] Then they arrived at the country of the Gerasenes, which is opposite Galilee. [27] As he stepped out on land, a man of the city who had demons met him. For a long time he had worn no clothes, and h…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 567: Featuring Kevin Bieksa & Liam McHugh 2:15:01

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On Episode 567 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the Florida Panthers drummed the Edmonton oilers in game 3 to take a 2-1 series lead. We are LIVE at Keith Yandle’s house with special guests dropping in to help break down the pummeling we witnessed in Sunrise. Tune in and don’t miss out.Support the Show:PINK WHITNEY: Take Your Shot with Pink WhitneyRHOBACK: Us…

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June 15, 2025 - Holy Trinity C 1:03:05

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Send us a text Comics Lou Pastorius (@notorious_pastorius) and Abby Evans (@itsabbye) join us just in time. Topics include: New people in church. God's praise kink. The mystery of the Trinity. This Week's Gospel: John 16:12–15 (NRSV) [12] “I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. [13] When the Spirit of truth comes, he …

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June 8, 2025 - The Day of Pentecost C 32:47

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Reading: Acts 2:1–21 (NRSV) [1] When the day of Pentecost had come, they were all together in one place. [2] And suddenly from heaven there came a sound like the rush of a violent wind, and it filled the entire house where they wer…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 566: Featuring Sam Reinhart, Matthew Tkachuk & Zach Hyman 2:12:44

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On Episode 566 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by Florida Panthers Sam Reinhart and a quick guest appearance by Matthew Tkachuk to talk about the road getting to the Stanley Cup Finals two years in a row. Zach Hyman sat down with us to discuss his season ending injury and just how resilient the Edmonton Oilers are this year. It’s the Whit…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 565: Featuring Craig Ludwig, Tripp Tracy & Ryan Warsofsky 2:48:11

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On Episode 565 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined LIVE by Craig Ludwig, Ryan Warsofsky and Tripp Tracy as the Eastern and Western Conference finals shape up. Edmonton took a 2-1 Series lead with a commanding game 3 win. Can they continue the domination? The Canes might have some life left in them as they hold on and survive against a series …

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June 1, 2025 - Easter 7C 1:03:46

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Send us a text Comics Vinny Palatucci (@vinnypalatucci) and Logan Gatensby are back for another round. Topics include: Running "the light" in comedy and preaching. The sexiness of Catholic worship. Jesus praying for his disciples. This Week's Gospel: John 17:20–26 (NRSV) [20] [Jesus prayed,] “I ask not only on behalf of these, but also on behalf of…

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May 25, 2025 - Easter 6C 32:07

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: John 14:23–29 (NRSV) [23] Jesus answered him, “Those who love me will keep my word, and my Father will love them, and we will come to them and make our home with them. [24] Whoever does not love me does not keep my words; a…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 564: Featuring Ed Jovanovski, Bob Stauffer & Matthew Tkachuk 2:50:54

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On Episode 564 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the conference finals are upon us. After a brutal game 7 loss to the Florida Panthers, Bizzy’s Leafs are eliminated once again. Where will we see the roster of this team next season? Ed Jovanovski joins the show to discuss the Florida and Carolina Matchup and Bob Stauffer Joins to discuss the Oilers and Dallas. …

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 563: Featuring Charles Barkley 2:22:06

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On episode 563 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by NBA Legend Charles Barkley to talk all things hockey as the Edmonton Oilers advance to the next round. But first, Biz addresses the people. The white smoke has risen. Biz is choosing a new Leafs jock sniffer to hopefully change the series around as the Leafs head into Sunrise to steal Game…

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May 18, 2025 - Easter 5C 1:01:37

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Send us a text Comics Vinny Palatucci (@vinnypalatucci) and Logan Gatensby join us on the pod. Topics include: Aristocratic animism. Heresies of heaven and hell. The pros and cons of being sheep. This Week's Gospel: John 13:31–35 (NRSV) [31] When he had gone out, Jesus said, “Now the Son of Man has been glorified, and God has been glorified in him.…

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SNEAK PEAK: May 18, 2025 - Easter 5C 7:53

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Send us a text Bob is at the Festival of Homiletics this week. Too bad his gear (and the recording of this week's episode) is back home in Pittsburgh! We'll get the episode published by Friday morning. In the meanwhile, here's a little sample to tide you over. Hosted by Pastor Eric Damon and Pastor Bob Schaefer. Join the community! Email us at cptb…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 562: Featuring James Van Riemsdyk & Mike Modano 2:22:58

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On Episode 562 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The boys are joined LIVE by James Van Riemsdyk and Mike Modano to talk about the State of the Leafs and the Panthers after the Series tying game in Sunrise as well as the rest of what’s going on in the 2nd round of playoffs. Are the Leafs poised for another choke job, or can the home ice advantage push them thro…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 561: Featuring Curtis Joseph 2:24:51

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On Episode 561 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The guys are Joined LIVE by Leafs Legend Curtis Joseph (Cujo) to breakdown the second round so far between the Leafs and the Panthers. But first, with an absolute barn burner last night between Vegas and Edmonton, Ol’ Whitty boy is fired up for the Oilers OT Winner. TUNE IN LIVE and don’t miss any action.00:00:0…

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May 11, 2025 - Easter 4C 34:39

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: John 10:22–30 (NRSV) [22] At that time the festival of the Dedication took place in Jerusalem. It was winter, [23] and Jesus was walking in the temple, in the portico of Solomon. [24] So the Jews gathered around him and sai…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 560: Featuring Bob Stauffer & Gary Lawless 1:57:03

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On Episode 560 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The guys are joined by Bob Stauffer and Gary Lawless as the 1st round finishes up and the 2nd round matchups are set. Playoffs have not disappointed in the slightest and with Whit, Biz and Yand’s teams still in the running, the crew is starting to get heated. An episode you won’t want to miss.Stay Tuned later in…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 559: Featuring Matthew Tkachuk + Will Arnett 2:16:57

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On Episode 559 of Spittin’ Chiclets, The Second Round of playoffs is upon us as the Leafs took down Brady Tkachuk and the Sens with a great game from the Core 5. Do you wonder what some Florida Panthers might think about facing off against the leafs?… Tune in to find out. The Oilers move on and Whitdawg couldn’t be happier with McJesus and Leon as …

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May 4, 2025 - Easter 3C 1:01:00

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Send us a text Comics Amanda Averell (@amandaaverell) and Zach Funk (@zfunkyeah) are back for another round! Topics include: Consensual hugs. The Veggie tales to Doctor Who pipeline. The roles of accountability and forgiveness in reconciliation. This Week's Gospel: John 21:1–19 (NRSV) [1] After these things Jesus showed himself again to the discipl…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 558: Featuring Kevin Hayes 2:18:07

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On Episode 558 of Spittin Chiclets, the crew is LIVE to talk all things playoffs. Kevin Hayes joins to recap the first round so far. Bizzy bets continues to hit, Whit’s oilers close out game 4 to tie the series up in cinematic fashion in Overtime. Capitals take a big 3-1 lead heading into game 5. The battle of Florida heats up with the coaches gett…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 557: Featuring Chris Pronger 2:21:08

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On episode 557 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by Chris Pronger to talk about the Kings and the Oilers defensive cores, the harmonica anthem, St Louis Blues and Winnipeg Jets recap and much more. But first, The Battle of Ontario rages on with the Leafs taking a commanding 3-0 series lead. Does Brady have enough gas in the tank to extend t…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 556: Featuring Logan Stankoven 1:56:39

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On Episode 556 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by Carolina Hurricanes Right Wing Logan Stankoven to talk about finding out he got traded from Dallas, Carolina’s Play style fitting him better, and the hardest adjustment going from the AHL to the NHL. But first, we’ve got PLAYOFF HOCKEY BABY. Oh yes, it’s that time of year again and boy are…

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April 27, 2025 - Easter 2C 31:32

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: John 20:19–31 (NRSV) 19When it was evening on that day, the first day of the week, and the doors of the house where the disciples had met were locked for fear of the Jews, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 555: Featuring Tim Stutzle + Surprise Guest 2:10:11

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On Episode 555 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by Ottawa Senators Center Tim Stutzle to talk about growing up playing in Germany, Diving accusations, and what’s it’s like in the Sens Locker Room. But first, We’ve got first round matchups galore with the battle of Florida and the battle of Ontario with a surprise guest jumping on the pod t…

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Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 554: Featuring Erik Johnson & Nic Dowd 2:55:59

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On Episode 554 of Spittin’ Chiclets the guys are joined by ERIK JOHNSON to talk about the imminent return of Landeskog to the lineup as well as a playoff preview and biz gets schooled on all things… horses? Later on, Washington Capitals Center Nic Dowd sat down with Biz in a solo interview to talk about the caps rookie party, being a part of Ovechk…

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April 20, 2025 - The Resurrection of Our Lord C 1:03:41

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Send us a text Comics Amanda Averell (@amandaaverell) and Zach Funk (@zfunkyeah) join us on the pod. We have a serious discussion about trauma and spirituality before talking about the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. This Week's Gospel: Luke 24:1–12 (NRSV) [1] But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, they came to the tomb, taking the spices t…

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 553: Featuring Dylan Strome & The Wonton Don 2:47:03

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On Episode 553 of Spittin’ Chiclets, the guys are joined by Washington Capitals Center Dylan Strome to talk about Ovechkin Breaking Wayne Gretzky’s Goal Record and what it was like in the locker room leading up to that historic moment in hockey. Later on, The Wonton Don hops on the pod to talk about his new hiking and adventure series with Biz call…

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April 13, 2025 - Palm/Passion Sunday C 29:33

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Send us a text Resident comic theologians Erick and Abby join us for a short take. Let's get to the point! This Week's Gospel: Luke 19:28–40 (NRSV) 28After he had said this, he went on ahead, going up to Jerusalem. 29When he had come near Bethphage and Bethany, at the place called the Mount of Olives, he sent two of the disciples, 30saying, “Go int…

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Spittin' Chiclets Episode 552: Featuring Doug Armstrong & Kevin Shattenkirk 3:22:18

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On Episode 552 of Spittin’ Chiclets, Doug Armstrong hops on the pod with Biz to talk about Holloway’s offer sheet drama and oilers fans losing their minds, Robert Thomas proving he’s elite, Hiring Jim Montgomery, and Binnington’s maturity going into the playoffs. Later on, Kevin Shattenkirk sat down with the fellas to talk about growing up playing …