Best Three Bean Salad Podcasts (2025)

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Old Wives' Tales 1:01:13

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The presumably unreconstructed Nick of Chicago feeds “Old Wives’ Tales” into the Bean Machine which spew-jects it just at the moment the beans are after a topic so that’s what it is. Is there no such thing as an “Old Husbands’ Tale” because husbands have no tales? Or because they typically die younger and therefore before reaching tale-telling matu…

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#52 - Blame Caesar (GUEST EPISODE) 47:37

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This week Aydan and Elliott welcome Max from Blame Caesar into the studio. They talk everything from the usual waffle to the bands influences and the indie underground scene. Plus plenty of talk about the upcoming London show this weekend! Tickets to our London show on the 28th of June are available HERE and the FAT SALAD Instagram is available HER…

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The Sixties 1:06:21

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They say if you remember the 60s then you didn’t really do yourself any serious brain damage in the 60s. Perhaps someone in that situation would be well placed to offer some thoughts on arguably the most famous decade of all time. Gabby of Worthing eschews such a source and instead seeks definitive banter on the 60s from the three beans who, betwee…

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#51 - Peanut Conspiracy and Fat Shaming 27:49

8d ago27:49

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Join us on the whimsical ride that is the Fat Salad Podcast. This week we dive into fat shaming, the great peanut mystery and prawn lollipops. We also talk upcoming tour dates in London and Leeds. Tickets to our London show on the 28th of June are available HERE FAT SALAD Instagram is available HEREBy fatsalad23

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Moths 1:06:10

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The beans have avoided it for as long as possible but Roddy of London has spoken and what he spake is “Moths”. This could be a fearsomely difficult listen for anyone with a loathing of moths or this podcast. The beans, however, are inexorably drawn to lukewarm banter just as the badger is drawn to the dual carriageway and so they chat the chat that…

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#50 - Genies, Peevie Origin Stories and Bean Conspiracy 31:54

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Welcome back to the Fat Salad Podcast! This week Aydan and Elliott take you on an unpredictable journey including everything from beans to genies. Tickets to our London show on the 28th of June are available HERE FAT SALAD Instagram is available HEREBy fatsalad23

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Wild Camping 1:00:43

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Sean of Exeter kicks off a hot summer of lukewarm banter by suggesting the beans discuss wild camping. Sub-topics could but don’t include how to make a tent out of your own trousers, evading predators by setting them against each other and if “north” is effectively the top of a huge ball, will your compass still work if that ball rolls a bit? With …

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Episode 49: Lords, Kuill and Baby Auctions 29:18

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Aydan and Elliott talk about the unusual title of 'Lord Fat Salad' and the intriguing history behind it. They also discuss their musical ventures, including recording a new single and announcing an upcoming gig that promises excitement. Tickets to our London show on the 28th of June are available HERE FAT SALAD Instagram is available HERE…

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Episode 48: Purr-fectly Chaotic 33:53

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Welcome to the FAT SALAD Podcast, where chaos meets comedy in a whirlwind of cat tales, tuxedo dreams, and bizarre conversations. This episode takes you on an unpredictable journey through plans for a flashy stage performance in white tuxedos, and an unexpected delve into the mystery of unexplored ocean depths. Ticket to our show at Peckham Audio a…

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Episode 47: Ghosts, Giggles, and Show Announcements 32:35

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Join Aydan and Elliott as they dive into a whirlwind of topics, from eerie encounters in a Yorkshire Dales house to debating the existence of ghosts and a surprising run-in with the fire brigade. Tickets are now available for our show at Peckham Audio on the 28th of June! Insta:@the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad…

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Non-isode 3:51

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No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June). Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad TOUR TICKETS: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/By Three Bean Salad

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Episode 46: Miranda Faul (GUEST EPISODE) & Elliott's Mic Lisp 38:16

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Welcome to the latest episode of the Fat Salad Podcast, where we sit down with the talented Miranda Faul for our first online podcast. Get ready for a lively discussion about Miranda's new single, her unique approach to songwriting, and her unexpected journey from physics to music. Whether you're a fan of her music or just love a good waffle sessio…

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Fifth Wednesday back in 10 minutes transmission 18:09

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No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday April and we will only do four Wednesday episodes in a month out of respect for all that is holy) Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpo…

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Episode 45: Sunburned Shoulders: A Day in the Life 30:57

2M ago30:57

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Join Elliott and Aydan as they navigate the ups and downs of life, from marathon mishaps under the blazing sun to a creative (and curious) exploration of room decoration ideas involving everything from bogeys to ball pits. As always all FAT SALAD music is available across all major streaming platforms. Instagram: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad…

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The Renaissance 1:05:11

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George is a native of Stockport, birthplace of The Renaissance, and so it is little wonder he has chosen that very topic for this week’s episode. Are we on the cusp of another renaissance? Might we be better of with a de-renaissance to make everything simpler just for a bit. It’s chunky fodder to be sure so why not let the beans mince it down smoot…

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Episode 44: Kumquats and Toilet Paper 32:06

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In this lively episode, Aydan and Elliott banter about the intriguing world of citrus fruits, particularly kumquats and engage in a heated debate on the necessity of toilet paper, sharing unorthodox personal practices and challenging traditional norms. All FAT SALAD music is available across all major streaming platforms. IG: @the_fatsalad TikTok: …

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Language 59:43

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Ella from Cambridge but currently in Cuba has offered up language as this week’s topic. Could she have known that the beans would not only take on this crucial subject with rigour and courage but they would use actual language to do so!!! With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.p…

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Episode 43: Morning Madness & Midnight Mischief 35:00

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This week Aydan and Elliott explore the questionable decisions fueled by vodka Red Bulls and uncover the humorous mishap of attempting to feed a Venus flytrap a burger and delve into the bizarre world of biometric anal beads. As always all FAT SALAD music is available across all major streaming platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad…

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Ham Salad 58:57

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You will no doubt have a strong opinion on ham. It has been a muse to poets, a justification for war lords, a promise between lovers. It is mankind’s cornerstone. But ham salad? That’s something many of us have never truly got to grips with in theory or practice. Thanks then to Michigan-based wildcard Douglas for giving the beans this urgently need…

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Episode 42: Wrecking Ball vs. Toddlers 32:18

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In this episode of The Fat Salad Podcast, join the hosts Aydan and Elliott as they embark on a hilarious and strange journey through a series of unexpected topics. Kicking off with a whimsical debate about how many toddlers one could fend off in a bizarre survival scenario, the conversation takes listeners on an unpredictable ride. Tune in for a po…

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Festivals 1:00:49

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It’s Helen of Bristol’s turn to feed the bean machine this week which has led to the topic being festivals. Of course there’s a festival for bloody everything these days and they’re not like they used to be even the ones that didn’t exist previously probably but you can’t even say that in public most likely and so and so forth. With thanks to our e…

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Episode 41: BACK TO NORMAL 32:52

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This week Aydan and Elliott are back in the comfort of FAT SALAD HQ with their first full episode in a few weesk. This week they are talking acid breast milk and stories from school. All FAT SALAD music is available across all major streaming platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad Facebook: @FATSALAD…

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Episode 40: Train Talk 2 - I Believe 15:27

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This week the boys are recording live from the rocket train as they discuss everything from religion to straw holes. Full episodes will return shortly. All FAT SALAD music is available across all major platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad Facebook: @fatsaladBy fatsalad23

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The Vikings 1:00:00

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Evidence that Vikings used toothpicks has been found in Eastern Sweden according to Big Archaeology. And who would dare to disagree with them, let alone needlessly argue the toss just for the sake of it? The beans, that’s who. Maybe be these so called ‘toothpicks’ were in fact used to score games of Nordic cribbage? Maybe they were used to stop com…

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Gardening 1:07:24

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What are the beans really but gardeners of knowledge? For the benefit of all mankind they nurture the seeds of data, strip away the weeds of untruth and, from time to time, obscure everything in a great steaming pile of donkey shit. Thank you then to Matt from Chester-upon-Bremen for choosing the highly apposite topic of gardening for this week’s p…

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Episode 39: Train Talk 13:18

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This week Aydan and Elliott discuss sweatshops on their way back from rehearsals. All FAT SALAD music is available across all major streaming platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsaladBy fatsalad23

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Giants 1:00:17

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Samuel of 84A High Street chooses giants as this week’s topic and no doubt he has his reasons. Should you wish to know those reasons the beans are unable to help but you could always spend the rest of your days ringing on the doorbell of every 84A High Street on Earth until you track down Samuel so you can ask the man himself unless he’s given us a…

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Episode 38: Polo Factories 37:51

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This week the Aydan and Elliott talk Polos, Sweatshops and Prison. All FAT SALAD music is available to stream across major platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsaladBy fatsalad23

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Space Travel Tourism 1:04:16

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What is your council tax liability if you build a holiday bungalow in outer orbit? How would you recycle all that cosmic glassware? And most importantly, would the lukewarm banter of your favourite podcast freeze in the cold void of space? Callum of Oxsted clearly doesn’t know the answers to any of these questions bless him and so has suggested spa…

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Episode 37: Kitty Litter 31:56

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This week the Aydan and Elliott talk Kitty Litter, Urinal Cakes and History. All FAT SALAD music is available to stream across major platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsaladBy fatsalad23

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Episode 36: 7 Minutes in Heaven 36:10

4M ago36:10

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This week the Aydan and Elliott talk about calendars, sex festivals and pet troubles. All FAT SALAD music is available to stream across major platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad Facebook: FAT SALADBy fatsalad23

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Episode 35: Death Clock 38:23

4M ago38:23

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This week the Aydan and Elliott talk about their latest show, death and Australian shows. All FAT SALAD music is available to stream across major platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad Facebook: FAT SALADBy fatsalad23

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Episode 34: The Camel Analysis 40:16

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This week Aydan and Elliott discuss their net worth in camels, the theater and the set list ahead of the bands monstrous gig this coming Friday at The Stags Head in Hoxton. Tickets available from their Instagram bio. All FAT SALAD music is available to stream across major platforms. Insta: @the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad Facebook: FAT SALAD…

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Anti-episode episode-isode 13:10

5M ago13:10

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No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March). But sign up to PATREON for weekly bonus episodes throughout March, ad-free episodes and more: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Ticket links for Henry's work-in-progress shows: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/henry-paker-illustratinator-wip-thu-3rd-apr-the-bill-murray…

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Episode 33: Hungover and Shameful Stories 29:32

5M ago29:32

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This week Aydan and Elliott talk shameful stories, hangovers and milk baths. See the boys live and get your tickets for their London show this Valentines day from the link in their insta bio! All FAT SALAD music can be streamed on all major platforms. Insta:@the_fatsalad TikTok: @the_fatsalad Facebook: Fat Salad…