Best The Wise Monkey Podcasts (2025)

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2025 Ep 319 - A Late & Extra Long Episode 1:08:00

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8m ago1:08:00

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Everyone thought this was a peter-out, but no - the Burg Boys are back! The boys release the unredacted details of the heist from deep inside the Burg Bunker. And with this being the second-last episode of the year, a few loose ends are tied up - including one that’s spanned well over a decade. The boys thought this day would NEVER come! 1. Plans f…

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Say Hi to Uncle Rob (Ghost) | Your Urban Legends 114 46:30

7d ago46:30

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There’s something about hearing a ghost story told aloud that makes it 1000x scarier! That’s why this episode definitely has us scared! From haunted schools to haunted bedrooms (both in the past and the present!), we’re glad none of our listeners got GOT by ghosts! Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of fire, deat…

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2025 Ep 318 - The Great Trivia Heist 39:33

12d ago39:33

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Andy compares the number of contacts he and the boys have in their phones, leading them to dive into their Uber stats. A sneaky loophole in the mandated break is uncovered, prompting the announcement of Hamish & Andy Plus+ and the very festive Quizmas Time, coming this December. Magic Mike absolves himself of a trivia scam before his debut as Trivi…

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Irish Horror & Disability w/ Grace Daly 47:25

14d ago47:25

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Sometimes the most ‘mundane’ horror is the scariest, as we learn from author Grace Daly. She joins us to talk about the intersection of medical horror, comedy, and Irish folklore, as well as provides some great context for the Midwestern desire to be a part of Team Ignorant! Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of …

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2025 Ep 317 - ⁠Unlimited Popcorn, Limited Trust 42:09

20d ago42:09

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Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s household. The boys belt out some tunes in the final Jingle Joust of the year. Hamish investigates the fine print behind the “unlimited” popcorn offer at the cinemas, and everyone’s favourite cleaning game returns - “The Lad…

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Dark Academia & The Scholomance 46:46

21d ago46:46

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Where did the Dark Academia aesthetic come from with it’s Gothic architecture and dark libraries? What if we told you there is a school, straight from Transylvanian folklore, that might have spawned the whole idea? And that Dracula himself went there?? Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of child endangerment, and…

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2025 Ep 316 - Most Irrelevant Purchase of the Year 43:38

15d ago43:38

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After a weekend clean-up, Hamish hosts the awards for “Most Irrelevant Purchases” in the Foster-Blake household. More of you Upset Andy, and Power Moves features one for Facebook Marketplace enthusiasts. Hamish proudly declares himself an “angel,” and the boys take “ball golf” very seriously - including a full-course ring-around. Plus, Andy admits …

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Will-o'-the-Wisp 51:21

28d ago51:21

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Do you see that floating light just off in the distance in the dark woods? It has many names - the jack-o-lantern, the Min Min lights, the Naga Fireballs, but it’s perhaps best known as the will-o-the-wisp: a mysterious, sometimes malevolent, sometimes benevolent spirit that can be found around the world! Content Warning: This episode contains conv…

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2025 Ep 315 - Bonjour, You Copied Us! 39:06

8d ago39:06

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Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being blown away by China’s next-level efficiency on his annual golf trip, Andy grills their fast-and-loose mate Horgs about the dumb stuff he got up to on the trip. Hamish needs you to know that he's STILL p…

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Halloween Double Feature | Your Urban Legends 113 1:24:41

1M ago1:24:41

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Since it’s the week of Halloween, we’re breaking out a DOUBLE FEATURE URBAN LEGENDS EPISODE. There’s hauntings. There’s watery footprints. There’s a mysterious pit. Plus, it ends up being a haunted smells-centered episode, much to Amanda’s delight/fear. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of death, racism, drownin…

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2025 Ep 314 - ⁠10 Years, One Password 42:25

1M ago42:25

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Jack reveals a HUGE development that’s been 10 years in the making! We’ve been sent some killer Power Moves - including one that’s perfect for dog owners. Andy’s discovered what might be the next-level upgrade to the AirPods Pro 3, taking their translating powers even further. Meanwhile, Hamish and Zoë reckon they’ve found a “banana portal” in a sm…

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Demonology & Creativity w/ Lauren Shippen 1:07:32

1M ago1:07:32

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We welcome back past and future guest Lauren Shippen to talk about her newest shows, her childhood experiences being haunted, and how both real and fictional demons have shaped her work. Then, Lauren turns the tables on US for a conversation about creativity, the supernatural, and finding hope in a creative world. Content Warning: This episode cont…

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2025 Ep 313 - The First Ever Segment Sleuth Apology 42:15

2M ago42:15

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For the first time ever, Segment Sleuth has resulted in an apology! Bec has Andy questioning his level of manners while making a restaurant booking, and, on an unrelated note, she’s also got him wondering how everyone else washes their hands. Hamish confesses the struggles he's having abstaining from his online shopping habit. Plus, we squeeze in a…

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The Hook 47:15

2M ago47:15

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You know the story: A couple at makeout point hears some strange noises, drives home, discovers a bloody hook on their car door. But where did this story come from? And why do we keep telling it? This episode, we even dredge into true crime territory to reveal some of the potential origins of this infamous urban legend. Content Warning: This episod…

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2025 Ep 312 - ⁠Taylor Swift Song Sleuth Allegations 42:20

2M ago42:20

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The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE allegations. Andy’s been people-watching and brings some of life’s everyday mysteries to the table in Domestic Qs. Extreme Empaths are back, and Hamish shares his favourite part of the week - “nub hunting” - and why Zoe has…

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The Girl with the Green Ribbon 43:51

2M ago43:51

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Hot girl summer is over, it’s girl with the green ribbon autumn. If you were scarred by this story when you were a kid, you’re going to love this episode where we dig into the history of beheadings, hangings, and Washington Irving’s kink, which led to a tale that we have told over and over again. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations…

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2025 Ep 311 - A Treat for the Platinum Poopers! 42:11

2M ago42:11

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Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’v…

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Werewolves Love Airports | Your Urban Legends 112 w/ Mayanna Berrin 52:43

2M ago52:43

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We’re starting off spooky season strong with an urban legends episode and a fantastic guest! Julia goes down the rabbit hole of geocaching. Amanda’s urban legend is people who want to kiss at parties. Mayanna has no theories, only questions. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of death, drowning, sexual content, k…

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2025 Ep 310 - This Ep Has the Riz. No cap! 42:55

2M ago42:55

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Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for a cheeky golf break. Darcy faces the fallout from a dog poo disaster involving a household appliance. Meanwhile, Hamish’s no-impulse-buy streak ends thanks to Instagram temptation. Plus, Andy shares shocking Ri…

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Demonic Possession w/ Isabel Cañas 54:56

2M ago54:56

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Isabel Cañas is BACK and here to talk about her new book, The Possession of Alba Díaz. Join us as we talk about the intersection of demonic possession and bodily autonomy, writing capital-R Romance novels, and how Isabel used her historian background to create an immersive Gothic novel. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or …

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2025 Ep 309 - Groundhog Day, But With More Weasels 44:16

2M ago44:16

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We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty…

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Merlin 2: Origins 54:56

3M ago54:56

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We told you the stories of Merlin but where did he come from anyway? From Myrddin, to Lailoken, to the warrior poet Ambrosius Aurelianus, we discuss all of the different versions of Merlin before he was Merlin! And as a bonus, we chat about WHO Merlin was after his origins! Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of d…

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2025 Ep 308 - A Guinness (and a) World Record 42:11

3M ago42:11

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After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here. It’s Tall Hat Day. Who wears the hat? Will the record fall? And can Jack beat the traffic? With the trustworthy listeners watching on, Hamish, Andy and Jack take us on one of the wildest rides in the pod’s history.…

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Curse of the Pharaohs 51:49

3M ago51:49

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What does the film industry, Louisa May Alcott, and King Tut have in common? Mummy’s curses! We dig into the history of the Curse of the Pharaohs, how they are viewed in the west, and how Tutmania changed Egyptology and the world. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of death, illness, racism, desecration of bodies…

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A New Journey... 1:19:00

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2025 Ep 307 - One Piano, Two Promises & One Betrayal 45:58

3M ago45:58

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Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute the final piece of the puzzle to get Andy’s dad, Mick, to upgrade from his 20-inch telly to a 55-inch. Hamish reflects on how he is slowly morphing into his father, and ahead of next week’s Tallest Hat…

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Feed Drop: The Bowery Boys - Ghost Stories of the Five Boroughs 1:28:15

3M ago1:28:15

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Julia’s out on vacation, but to get you prepped for spooky season, please enjoy these ghost stories from all across NYC from our friends over at The Bowery Boys! Fun fact! Every single one of these ghost stories was sourced from actual newspaper and magazine reporting from their respective eras! Housekeeping - Books: Check out our previous book rec…

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2025 Ep 306 - Hamish Blows Dimmies & Tinnies Wide Open 46:36

3M ago46:36

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Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle stitch-up involving his dad Mick, who has some very passionate thoughts about the size of the impending telly. Plus, it’s back - by very popular demand - anothe…

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Can’t Get Emails in the Fae Realm | Your Urban Legends 111 46:17

3M ago46:17

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Is a year of random ghostly screaming too much? We think it is! We also discuss trying to revisit the fae portals of our youth, owl mother-in-laws, and the bartender’s mouthwash. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of death, home invasion, police activity, child endangerment, cancer, medical procedures, and carbon…

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2025 Ep 305 - Use These Power Moves Wisely 43:20

3M ago43:20

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We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to officiate the big day. A few wild power moves have come our way - including one that honestly needs a warning label. Plus, Hamish takes us on an emotional journey as he buys a new baking pan. Meanwhile, despite A…

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Wholesome Urban Legends w/ Ronald Young Jr. 51:48

3M ago51:48

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Sometimes we have a guest who just does not want to be scared! That’s why we’re breaking out some incredible yet wholesome hometown urban legends to share with friend of the pod, Ronald Young Jr. Featuring kindergarten paleontologists, bottomless lakes of fire, and how to make pirates even scarier! Content Warning: This episode contains conversatio…

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2025 Ep 304 - The Pact That Could Change Everything 44:15

4M ago44:15

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Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries what the robot thinks of him. The boys run a Gusto Check on a family business, pitting two brothers against each other in a tight battle, and Hamish kicks off this week’s Upset Andy with a personal account… invol…

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Merlin 51:01

4M ago51:01

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You’ve heard his name before: Merlin. Not the first wizard, but the most important wizard! We’re taking a crack at Arthurian legend, digging into how the prototypical wizard shaped the stories, including his demonic birth, his terrible romances, and his role as Arthur’s Wizard Daddy. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or men…

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2025 Ep 303 - Where does Andy sit on the ‘cool’ ranking? 40:34

4M ago40:34

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Hamish presents a new game to Andy which is sure to ruffle some feathers! There’s a very rare Chit Chat Champion result, and the Tallest Hat chat has triggered a childhood memory for Hame. Andy is testing the ‘honesty system’ for the work office kiosk, and Hamish thinks he’s finally found a skill to impress his wife…spoiler: keep trying Hame! 1. Wh…

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House Spirits 52:11

4M ago52:11

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House spirits have been living in our heads (and our hearths) rent free lately! From Central America to Korea and across Europe, spirits like domovoi, brownies, duende, and more have been playing a role in home folklore. So pull up a chair by the hearth and we’ll tell you their tales! Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or me…

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Copy of “What’s a Growth Mindset?” Episode 78 2:41

4M ago2:41

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"Hey there, friends! It’s me, Monkey the Talking Cat! Have you ever tried something really hard… like learning a tricky math problem or riding a bike without training wheels… and thought, “I’m just not good at this!” Well, today, we’re going to talk about something that can change the way you think about those tough moments. It’s called a growth mi…

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2025 Ep 302 - Hamish’s brush with Border Security 42:04

4M ago42:04

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Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to the test with a new game. Hamish gets into trouble at NZ airport, and Andy reveals an insane fact about his dad that shocks Hame & Jack! 1. Tall hat liability 2. Extreme empaths 3. Social skills name game 4…

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A Prophetic Middle School Crush | Your Urban Legends 110 43:31

4M ago43:31

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Have you been dreaming about a new urban legend episode? Maybe your dreams are a little bit prophetic! We dig into some sweet and also terrifying prophetic dreams, creepy child ghosts, and why we trust night nurses over any other profession to combat the supernatural. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of illness…

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“Why Is Math So Tricky Sometimes?” Episode 76 2:29

4M ago2:29

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"Hi friends, it’s me—Monkey the Talking Cat! Let me ask you something… Have you ever stared at a math problem and thought, ‘What in the whiskers does THAT mean?!’ Yeah, me too. Even a clever cat like me gets tangled up in numbers sometimes." Lesson Companion Worksheet: https://ko-fi.com/themonkeythecatpodcast If you enjoyed today’s episode, be sure…

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“Your Potential Is Only Limited by Self-Doubt” Episode 74 1:49

4M ago1:49

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"Hey friends! It’s me, Monkey the Talking Cat. Have you ever told yourself, 'I can’t do that'—before even trying? Yep, me too. That sneaky voice inside our heads? It’s called self-doubt. And if we let it, it can hold us back from amazing things." Lesson Companion Worksheet: https://ko-fi.com/themonkeythecatpodcast If you enjoyed today’s episode, be…

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“Trust Your Instincts—They Often Know the Way” Episode 73 1:58

4M ago1:58

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"Hey friends! It’s Monkey the Talking Cat. Have you ever had that funny feeling inside—like a little whisper saying, ‘Go this way!’ or ‘Hmm… something doesn’t feel right’? That’s called your instinct. And believe it or not… your instincts are very wise." Lesson Companion Worksheet: https://ko-fi.com/themonkeythecatpodcast If you enjoyed today’s epi…

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2025 Ep 301 - ⁠Andy’s apology song to Jack 41:42

4M ago41:42

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Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged… Andy issues an apology song to Jack for reading out his humiliating golf scores, but how sorry is he really? More solid power moves have been sent in, and Hamish is humbled by a member of his ‘family’! 1. Tallest hat - a …

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Queering the Tarot w/ Charlie Claire Burgess 49:40

4M ago49:40

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Shuffle through your Tarot deck as we’re joined by author and artist Charlie Claire Burgess who talks about their work around tarot and the intersection of spirituality and queerness. We talk about witchy awakenings courtesy of the CW network, getting rid of the binary in tarot readings, and so much more! Content Warning: This episode contains conv…

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2025 Ep 300 - ⁠Who Is Hamish's Special Guest? 40:59

5M ago40:59

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Promises were made by Hamish to secure a special guest for episode 300. Now that the milestone episode is here, we finally find out who the “chosen” guest is! Hamish has discovered that his wife, Zoe, enjoys policing the police. Andy shares an alarming message from the Tallest Hat WhatsApp chat. Plus, a Song Sleuth involving an Aussie classic, and …

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The Flatwoods Monster 49:09

5M ago49:09

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We’ve talked about so many American cryptids on the show, but have you heard about the Flatwoods Monster of West Virginia? Settle around the camp fire as we tell a tale of UFO crash landings, Men in Black, and government conspiracy in small town America. Content Warning: This episode contains conversations about or mentions of vomiting, child endan…

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“Challenge Yourself to Learn Something New Every Day” Episode 72 2:16

5M ago2:16

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"Hey there, curious minds! It’s me, Monkey the Talking Cat. And I’ve got a question for you: When was the last time you learned something new? Lesson Companion Worksheet: https://ko-fi.com/themonkeythecatpodcast If you enjoyed today’s episode, be sure to subscribe, rate, and review on your favorite podcast platform!…

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2025 Ep 299 - The Jingle Joust 45:38

5M ago45:38

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Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingles in a “Jingle Joust!”. We go deep inside the Tallest Hat Dream Team WhatsApp for a very important brim-related discussion, and love is making Andy do strange things! 1. Jack In The Wild 2. Letting a …

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“Success Follows Consistency, Not Luck” Episode 71 2:37

5M ago2:37

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"Hey there, fur-tastic friends! It’s me, Monkey the Talking Cat—and today’s episode is about something a lot of us get confused about... People think success comes from being lucky. But the truth is... success follows consistency—not luck. Lesson Companion Worksheet: https://ko-fi.com/themonkeythecatpodcast If you enjoyed today’s episode, be sure t…

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"The Best Growth Often Happens After Failure" Episode 70 2:25

5M ago2:25

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"Hey, fur-tastic friends. It’s Monkey, and today’s story is about something that doesn’t feel good at first… but can lead to some of the best lessons we’ll ever learn. Today’s big truth? The best growth often happens after failure. Lesson Companion Worksheet: https://ko-fi.com/themonkeythecatpodcast If you enjoyed today’s episode, be sure to subscr…