Best The The Existential Itch Podcasts (2025)

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Orgy vs Forgy? Same or no? 46:40

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15d ago46:40

46:40

What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous…

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Choreplay: Our Dirtiest Love Language Yet 28:15

1M ago28:15

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Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/M…

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Why Gifts Are Overrated (But DoorDash Isn’t) 25:10

2M ago25:10

25:10

Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainof…

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Naked Cults, Zombie Barbies, and Other Things We Probably Shouldn't Talk About 30:49

2M ago30:49

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This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tal…

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Eye Contact? No Thanks, I’d Rather Set Myself on Fire 31:56

2M ago31:56

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This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from la…

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Silent Disco at the Funeral Home 30:16

2M ago30:16

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Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course). Website: https://tal…

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Scroll Fights, Sex Sounds, and Mexico Meltdowns 26:54

3M ago26:54

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In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what happens when porn is still playing after sex. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.p…

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Waving at Pancakes and Facing Death 37:11

3M ago37:11

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Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://foun…

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Age-Gated and Over It: Porn, Shame, and Parental Failures 34:20

4M ago34:20

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What do Hobby Lobby, anal beads, and drive-thru baptisms have in common? According to Dave and Andi—everything. Join them as they talk about the dumbest new sex laws, why Utah is horny as hell, and how shame ruins everything (but also makes for a good podcast). Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Founta…

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Warning: Object Is Crazier Than She Appears 34:59

4M ago34:59

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Who knew trash day could be that hot? Andi’s toxic love language will leave you gasping, while Dave’s warning label might just get him canceled. Also… someone said “Dora” during sex. Chaos. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagra…

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Boobs, Builders, and Brown Recluses 32:17

4M ago32:17

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In this episode, Dave and Andi take a hilarious, sexy, and slightly traumatic walk down memory lane as they revisit every home they’ve lived in over their 14-year marriage—from garter belts and ceiling fans to pool sex and brown recluse infestations. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shroo…

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Do These Boobs Make My Confidence Look Big? 34:32

4M ago34:32

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Andi can’t close her mouth and Dave can’t stop touching her boobs. Also, Botoxed vaginas. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Join the Lastborns for an unhinged aesthetic deep dive you definitely don’t want to play on speaker at work. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountai…

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Are We Swingers? 29:23

5M ago29:23

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What happens when fantasies become reality—and reality isn’t what you expected? Dave and Andi unpack their journey through swinger spaces, compersion kinks, and why emotional connection is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com In…

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From Resting Bitch Face to Risma Glow 33:30

5M ago33:30

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Andi’s ego death involved a thunderstorm, hallucinations, and her inner child whispering, “It’s all bullshit anyway.” Join Dave as he tries not to interfere while Andi floats off as vapor—and yes, she still keeps her snark. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshroo…

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Death of an Ego: Dave’s Accidental Psychedelic Spiral 26:03

5M ago26:03

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Dave met God. Actually, no—he met himself. And an inner chipmunk named Todd. From accidental mega-doses to finger twitching, reality-bending, and a conversation with the universe, it’s one trippy-ass story. Bonus: Andi names her inner voice after a bird that killed her babies. Cool. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patr…

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From Mushrooms to Mindset: How We Rewired Our Lives 25:19

5M ago25:19

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Is it possible to heal old wounds with fungus? Tales of the Lastborns gets deeply personal this week — with stories of ego death, redemption, and why growing mushrooms might just save lives. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagr…

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Two Thumbs Up and One in the Butt 30:35

6M ago30:35

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We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today either. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shro…

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When HBO Taught Us About Sex (And Got It All Wrong) 27:18

7M ago27:18

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What happens when you mix vodka, Washington DC, and a strict "no leaning" rule? Andy almost found out the hard way. Plus, she takes us behind the scenes of her days dominating car auctions, while Dave remembers his painfully awkward first time (spoiler: it involved duct-taping a VCR clock to keep things “romantic”). Website: https://talesofthelastb…

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Social Media Stalking & Why Dave Will Never Be Free 22:50

7M ago22:50

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Andi’s handstands have taken over social media, but that’s not the weirdest thing happening in this episode. We’re introducing the Ghost Wife series—where Andi has died but refuses to let Dave move on. Plus, we talk about the fine line between social media research and full-on stalking, and Dave recalls the time he was almost an escort for cleaning…

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Why We No Longer Have Traditional Jobs… And You’ll See Why 33:34

7M ago33:34

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When does a job stop being a job and start becoming a soap opera? From office sex with a city skyline view to unintentional stripteases in sales meetings, Dave and Andi unravel the scandalous side of their 9-to-5 past—including how their relationship started in a medical clinic that should have been shut down long before it was. Website: https://ta…

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Hand Sanitizer is Not Soap (and Other Crimes Against Humanity) 27:16

8M ago27:16

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Urinal troughs, hand dryer ambushes, kids sticking their heads under stalls—public restrooms are absolute chaos. This episode is an unfiltered deep dive into the filth, the trauma, and the absurdity of using the bathroom outside your home. Plus, Dave makes a confession that might end his marriage. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: h…

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Monogamy, Madness, and The Fear of Losing Your Spouse to a Pickleball Champion 33:35

8M ago33:35

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Is monogamy just a lie we all agreed to? In this episode, Dave and Andi tackle Wild Love Theory—a concept that suggests love should be limitless, fearless, and open. Sounds beautiful, right? Until you realize it means you might have to let your spouse fall in love with someone else… and be okay with it. Join us for an existential crisis sprinkled w…

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Hard Nipples, Sexting Strategies & Unsolicited Dick Pic Etiquette 27:08

8M ago27:08

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Sexting: is it hot, or just an exhausting mental exercise? Dave & Andi break down the unexpected struggles of digital flirting, the chaos of autocorrect mid-sext, and why being left on ‘read’ in the middle of dirty talk is a crime against humanity. Also: How should you properly reject a video call from a stranger? And why are men still taking bathr…

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Ejaculation Laws, Snitches, and Tater Yanking: A Legal Nightmare 32:07

8M ago32:07

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What happens if you get caught masturbating in Mississippi? A fine? A slap on the wrist? A full SWAT raid on your house? Dave & Andi dive into the completely real proposed Mississippi ejaculation law and try to figure out who would report this, how it could possibly be enforced, and what it means for people who don’t want to have kids. Plus, a deep…

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Crazy Calls, Creepy Neighbors, and Nighttime Oddities 27:43

9M ago27:43

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Join Dave and Andi as they recount a chilling yet hilarious house-buying story, complete with an anonymous tipster, power-posing neighbors, and an unexpected call. Plus, dive into the quirky details of their sleep habits and tips for navigating awkward conversations. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi …

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Sphere, Stiffler’s Mom, and Spontaneous Butt Stuff 34:46

9M ago34:46

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In Episode 22, Dave and Andi recount their Vegas escapades, including a breathtaking Sphere concert, unforgettable people-watching (hello, Stiffler’s Mom!), and a tourist-trap Eiffel Tower adventure. They also explore their weird obsessions, like Dave’s popcorn addiction and Andi’s graveyard conspiracy theories, while teasing future stories from th…

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Weird Is the New Normal: Tales of the Lastborns Edition 29:22

9M ago29:22

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Why do elevators feel like battle zones for introverts? What’s the deal with people who don’t use turn signals? And why does peeling a TJ Maxx sticker feel like winning the lottery? Find out in this hilariously weird episode! Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshr…

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Massage Mishaps and the Mystery of Amber 29:20

9M ago29:20

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It’s episode 20, and we’re bringing the chaos! From Andi’s hilariously awkward massage story to Dave’s recount of Amber’s return, this episode is packed with laughs, claps (literally), and the nuances of life’s unwritten rules. Plus, a heartfelt (and slightly chaotic) welcome to 2025! Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.pa…

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Not Like You: Embracing Our Inner Misfits 28:32

10M ago28:32

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New year, new us? Not exactly. We’re talking fitness struggles, neighborhood awkwardness, and the ever-elusive quest to drink enough water. Spoiler alert: We’re still weird, and we’re not changing anytime soon. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instag…

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Attraction 101: Laughs, Looks, and Pheromones 39:08

10M ago39:08

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Attraction and antics collide in this holiday episode as we talk stinky head smells, the cutthroat Santa car game, and the infamous Cybertruck drama that had everyone unfollowing us. Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/T…

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Dirty Talk Debacles and the Mystery of the Picnic Ham 30:53

10M ago30:53

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In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi recount their hilariously awkward Aldi trip involving "picnic hams," cart chaos, and the frigid Aisle of Shame. Things heat up as they discuss Dave's bizarre "horny sneezes," Andi's sultry alter-ego, and the art of dirty talk. The couple also teases their upcoming visit to Houston’s Colette …

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The Fan Page Hustle: How We Found Freedom in the Unconventional 26:43

10M ago26:43

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In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi share their journey into the world of adult content creation. From an unlikely ASMR studio encounter to an eye-opening OnlyFans idea born poolside in Mexico, this episode covers the twists, turns, and laughs that shaped their current career. Discover how they turned a passion for creating co…

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Friendsgiving, Faux Orgies, and the Swinger Myth 35:47

10M ago35:47

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In Episode 15 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the fascinating and misunderstood world of swinging. With humor, honesty, and just the right amount of awkwardness, they share a wild story about a cabin getaway gone wrong (hello, boundary violations!) and explore the nuances of the "Swinger Spectrum." From flirty butterfl…

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Zombie Apocalypse Survival vs. Drinking the Kool-Aid: Our Debate 27:42

11M ago27:42

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In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the complex world of plastic surgery—its rise in popularity, the societal pressures driving it, and Andi’s firsthand experiences in the field. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the hypothetical with a debate on surviving the zombie apocalypse (Dave’s ready; Andi’s …

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First Encounters 35:56

11M ago35:56

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In this episode, Dave and Andi recount their unforgettable first experience diving into open-minded exploration with another couple. From navigating pre-encounter nerves to handling unexpected moments that defied their “safe rules,” they share the hilariously awkward, yet ultimately bond-strengthening journey that shaped their relationship’s trajec…

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Going All In: Why Exploring Together Strengthened Our Bond 31:31

11M ago31:31

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In Episode 12 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive into the world of open relationships, debunking myths and sharing how their journey into open-minded exploration has only strengthened their bond. Sparked by a comment predicting their “impending divorce” for visiting a lifestyle resort, they open up about their path from jealousy and ins…

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Impostor Syndrome: Faking It ‘Til You Break It 31:47

11M ago31:47

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In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andy dive into the complex world of impostor syndrome. From humorous reflections on self-doubt to personal stories of overcoming feelings of fraudulence, they explore how this mindset affects everything from work achievements to daily interactions. The duo keeps it light by tackling modern-day is…

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Surviving the Small Stuff: Hair, Carts, and Existential Crises 32:17

12M ago32:17

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In Episode 10, Dave and Andi take a breather from the heavier stories to dive into everyday rants and quirks. From hairy bathroom woes and grocery cart grudges to the absurdity of four-way stops and clean vs. dirty pen boxes, they explore the small annoyances that turn into big pet peeves. With tangents on failed bank teller stories, sticky Airbnb …

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From Darkness to Redemption: Dave’s Untold Story - Part 2 26:54

12M ago26:54

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In this intense continuation of our bonus series, Dave opens up about the life-altering aftermath of the shooting, recounting the moments right after the homeowner's brave actions. He shares the chaos, the struggle to survive, and the unexpected moments of clarity that followed. With deep introspection, we explore the impact of trauma, the path to …

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Reframe the Shame: Dave's Untold Story - Part 1 30:37

12M ago30:37

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In Episode 8 of Tales of the Lastborns, Dave takes us on a raw and unfiltered journey back to one of the darkest moments of his life. He opens up about a chaotic night that led to a fateful encounter, sharing the story of a burglary that ended with him being shot. It’s a story about the consequences of addiction, reckless decisions, and the heavy w…

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Southwest Shenanigans and the Road to Redemption with Jelly Roll 25:38

12M ago25:38

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In Episode 7, Dave and Andy take flight—literally and figuratively! From navigating the complex world of Southwest Airlines’ boarding process to reminiscing about Dave’s unexpected connection with country star Jelly Roll, this episode offers a blend of humorous travel misadventures and heartfelt redemption stories. Learn about the challenges of bre…

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How a Mexican Kitty Left Us Itching: Tales from Our Wild Travels 37:23

1y ago37:23

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In this episode, Dave and Andi recount a wild vacation story involving a mischievous resort cat that left them with an unforgettable (and itchy) souvenir. They also dive deep into their childhoods, contrasting Dave's luxury upbringing with Andi's humble beginnings. Plus, get a hilarious inside scoop on Andi's Kirby vacuum debacle. From parasites to…

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Holy Certified Mail 32:39

1y ago32:39

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What would you say is considered a poor diet? Sweet cereal at night? Honey and peanut butter sandwiches? Dave is a literal trash panda and eats food like he is a child who has never seen sugar! Meanwhile, Andi does not like to get verbal motivation while she is working out. This could very well be the reason why she was kicked out of church, by cer…

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Silver Spoons and Plastic Forks 37:02

1y ago37:02

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Pet peeves, what are yours? Does it drive you crazy when people stand over the baggage claim at the airport? Andi and Dave discuss some of the things that drive them crazy. Would you ever guess that Andi grew up in a different world than Dave? Dave lived his childhood with a silver spoon, while Andi lived a lean life with all the plastic forks! We …

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Go to Sleep 34:20

1y ago34:20

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Do you think that women stand out in home improvement stores? Andi shares her inner voice thoughts on how she feels walking through such a manly store. Who doesn't love massages? Andi believes you can hate them as much as you love them. It's all about the therapist and the techniques. It can be total heaven or complete hell. Have you ever known a s…

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Dave Plays Possum 28:00

1y ago28:00

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Episode 2 begins to unravel how unhinged our story began. Dave has the mental strength of Hercules by playing possum in a very spicy situation with two attractive women. Some call it loyalty, what do you think? We aren't always crowd pleasers; in fact, we make people uncomfortable. Learn how we managed to run away from a social situation where we f…

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Full Circle 32:01

1y ago32:01

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We are so excited to release our very first episode of our brand new podcast! In this episode, we will give you some backstory as to who the hell we are, and why we are talking about it. We discuss the foundation of how we got to where we are, so then we can start digging into the good stuff soon! Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: h…

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Episode 3: Mothman did WHAT in Denny’s!? 38:36

2+ y ago38:36

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This week we talk about the things that go bump in the night. Was that a plane, a star, wait...is that a 4 foot tall iguana running around like a silly little guy? The Goose, The Witch, and The Existential Itch.By The Goose, The Witch, and the The Existential Itch

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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha. 1:09:20

2+ y ago1:09:20

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Thanks for joining us while we get a little more serious and discuss issues near to our hearts. Today we touch on topics of mental health and substance abuse. For those who are struggling, we hear you, we see you, we love you, & you are worthy of happiness. The Goose, The Witch, and The Existential Itch.…

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Let’s Keep It Light & Talk About Death 48:07

2+ y ago48:07

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Thank you for tuning into our first episode! Today we wanted to talk about a topic that everyone and everything in existence will inevitably encounter - Death. From theories to what happens once we die, our own spiritual beliefs, to life's purpose. Y’know, just the small stuff. The Goose, The Witch, and The Existential Itch.…