Best The improv sketch comedy robot Podcasts (2025)

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Can You Don't? | Baywatch Boobs. Oven Door. Chiropractic. Nipper. 1:26:23

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The future of relationships is going to be a little nutty. Imagine being with someone who only caters to your wants, needs, and world view... it's going to be hard to stay with a real person who challenges you when AI will just praise you and make you cum. Let's talk about that, why we all collectively do things we know are bad for us, how sexualiz…

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Can You Don't? | Gerbil Cannon. Napkin Chair. Gold. T-bone Steak. 1:33:49

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Imagine all the things you purchase while out and about in your neck of the woods. Now imagine if the only way to purchase those things required you winning them via a claw machine. Let's talk about that, eating the perfect butt biscuit at a 5-star restaurant, catapulting your old pet horse over a zoo fence, how insane rich people's dinner etiquett…

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Can You Don't? | Hockey Stick. Soap Bar. Dinner. Lalalalala. 1:22:01

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Planet Fitness may not be the last place you'd expect to see a naked man running around in the ceiling, but it's probably pretty damn close. Let's talk about that, being high as f-word on weed gummies all the time, a never ending debate about snapping a hockey stick over your knee, some insane war stories, and more on today's episode of Can You Don…

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Can You Don't? | Putin. Music Bingo. Nest. Pencil Party. 1:28:53

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We're not doctors by any means, but something tells us that muting a patient's vital signs because the beeping is interrupting your game of music bingo isn't a good idea. Let's talk about that, arresting a man in a wheelchair for kicking a door down, watching a girl rub herself while she's rubbing your poop all over her body, having sex with Putin,…

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Can You Don't? | Stick Butt. Glass Shard. Centaur. Fun House. 1:29:22

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Fashion is a funny thing. And chimps are taking it to a whole new level! Let's talk about that, adding lead-based paint to school lunches for some reason and getting hundreds of kids sick, an AI band that is doing better than probably 99.9% of real people bands out there, Joe almost getting blasted by a rogue shard of glass at the dump, and more on…

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Can You Don't? | Lazy Susan. Medication. Bladder. Kit Kat. 1:29:38

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Is it just a 90's kid thing or is something wrong with us? But every time we imagine something spinning we can't help but think about the Goddamn Gravitron! Let's talk about that, an awkward time to be informed that big Kit Kats are back in stock, why do pharmacies always seem like such a pain in the ass, a flight getting grounded over a stupid tex…

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Can You Don't? | Tin Cans. Garbage Man. Etiquette. Nude Beach. 1:27:23

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We all know the ol' tin can and string telephone trick, yeah? What if that was your only form of communication regardless of the distance? Let's talk about that, jumping off a cruise ship to save your daughter, parents asking you to do shit at the worst possible times, luring a bank robber out of hiding by dangling soda from a drone, and more on to…

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Can You Don't? | Penis Fingers. Boomerang. Lid. Robot Boxing. 1:44:02

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Sometimes someone's name just fits who they are and what they do, right? So when you find out what Patches Magickbeans did... you'll have that same "that checks out" type of feeling. Let's talk about that, having a giant lid stuck around your neck for two years, if a boomerang doesn't come back is it still a boomerang, jerking off your fingers just…

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Can You Don't? | Snort. Sketch Artist. Gerty. Male Escort. 1:35:11

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When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENED. Let's talk about that, snorting liquid poop off your mom's finest china, the worst blowup doll for your dog, your grandma giving her entire estate to a male escort, and more on today's episode of Can You Do…

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Can You Don't? | Counterfeit. Costco. Floppy. Gaping Goose. 1:29:47

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Did you know that there's a bunch of people out there showing up to airports thinking their Costco card is an acceptable form of ID? That's silly. Let's talk about that, taking a trip to the Gaping Goose, finding a briefcase full of cash with a severed finger inside it, Bryan having no clue how the show works 157 episodes in, and more on today's ep…

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Can You Don't? | Fake Job. Golden Ticket. Suffered Walrus. The Letter B. 1:35:59

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Half marathon? Hard. Full marathon? Very Hard. Ultra Marathon? Insanely hard. Ultra marathon while breastfeeding a baby and still managing to win your division? WHAT IN THE F**K?!?! Let's talk about that, IOU a rimjob Willy Wonks candy bars, accidentally spilling 70,000 lbs of bees on the highway, Joe smashing his head into the ceiling in an airpla…

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Can You Don't? | Turd Throw. Shoey. Popeye’s. News Baby. 2:11:13

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AHHHHHH!!! THREE YEARS ALREADY?! You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for all the support over the last few years. Hopefully you enjoy this FLONG'ED out episode to celebrate three years of utter nonsense we like to call Can You Don't?! HUGS AND TUGS. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode …

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Can You Don't? | FREE BONUS PREVIEW Holding Cell. Harrison. Finger. Oh, Crazy. 2:25:15

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*** FREE BONUS CONTENT PREVIEW AT THE END OF TODAY'S EPISODE | PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING PATREON *** There's only so many ways to make a pickle... pretty sure that's all you need to know. Let's talk about that, what to do when someone starts talking to you during a movie, sticking things in your butt while your dad takes a shower, slamming your dong …

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Can You Don't? | Woodpecker. Fertilize. Murphy. Antivenom. 1:34:16

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What position did you play?! Let's talk about that, the implications of having one arm that's an entire foot longer than your other arm, lonely people caring way too much about their Roomba vacuums, all the different "laws" that people use to navigate society, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and ac…

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Can You Don't? | Farm Noises. Dry Toes. Violence. Shipwreck. 1:32:25

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IT'S SIMPLE. DO YOU WANT A GUN AND DRY TOES, OR NO GUN AND WET TOES?! Let's talk about that, how much would it cost to have a peacock as a pet, trying to convince your partner that your favorite show isn't more violent than her favorite show, talking in a cartoon character's voice during sexy time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! ***…

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Can You Don't? | Soda Space. Mount Fuji. Moms. Tarantula. 1:28:05

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If your car was stolen from your driveway and you just happen to find the exact same car you had stolen posted for sale online 70 miles away... would that raise any red flags? Or would you just be pumped you found the same exact car online and buy it immediately? Let's talk about that, having to be rescued while hiking the same mountain TWICE in 4 …

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Can You Don't? | Popcorn. Catholic. Electric. Survival Wiener. 1:41:06

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What would you do if you were babysitting, the kid you're babysitting asked you to check under the bed for monsters, then when you do check there's a FUCKING PERSON ACTUALLY UNDER THE BED?! Let's talk about that, the fastest little wiener dog in the world, why is everyone throwing popcorn around the movie theatre, asking your mom to buy you present…

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Can You Don't? | Meth. Slug Shoes. Bad Girlfriend. Fabric Seats. 1:39:51

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Is there anything more romantic than having some sloppy anal sex next a pile of used heroine needles? Let's talk about that, how fun it would be to be buried alive, using a dead mouse to stop a co-worker from stealing your frozen burritos, doing lots of a little things to get revenge when you're upset with your partner, and more on today's episode …

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Can You Don't? | Fitted Sheet. Powerful. Wifi. Morally Gray. 1:43:49

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A lot of our lives depend on having an internet connection, but have you ever tried to kill your mom because the Wifi got turned off? Let's talk about that, sharing dick tattoos with your coworkers, how does laundry detergent continue to get more powerful, having to address shady conversations you hear in public, and more on today's episode of Can …

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Can You Don't? | Flaming Ship. Viagra. Sneeze. Truck Nuts. 1:30:46

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Everyone likes to have their ear nibbled on a little bit during sexy time. It feels pretty dang nice. But what if we added a harmonica to the mix? Let's talk about that, a prankster that doesn't quite understand the limits of a prank, running against your sibling in a political race, trying to talk a stranger into letting their child tickle your fe…

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Can You Don't? | Terminated. Water Fountain. Next. Hairy Shoes. 1:23:19

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If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avoid them because... you know... that could get very awkward? Let's talk about that, Bryan getting flipped off everywhere he goes, what some evil piece of shit did in an Orlando airport, why can't anyone figure …

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Can You Don't? | Seat Settings. Rope Swing. Toes. Shingles. 1:23:30

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If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black market? Never thought that would be a question we would ask ahead of today's episode. Let's talk about that, what Joe is really thinking about when riding in the car, probably the most messed up use for AI thus …

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Episode 46: Dick Albequerque Hunts a Werewolf 30:56

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On this episode of The Sketchy Show, the Scareusburg Evening News lets us know the spooky goings-on in town, 3 judges of a jack-o-lantern carving contest grapple with the meaning of existence, and Dick Albequerque visits a quaint town where there may or may not have been some brutal murders and navigates a hotel's alcohol rules. This episode of The…

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Can You Don't? | Oysters. High Knees. Bland. Goblin Crawl. 1:21:54

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When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfect. Let's talk about that, hiding milk in your school's ceiling tiles, dirty talking during sex about mashed potatoes, where the f***k did the Moses Lake fountain go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don'…

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Can You Don't? | Meatus Hole. Giant Cube. Cotton. Emergency Donuts. 1:19:10

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Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit card to buy said winning lottery ticket, an insane giant mega-cube that houses over 400,000 people, how Bryan actually pissed the bed, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The…

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Can You Don't? | Noodle Bounty. Phobias. Thirteen. Sex Spells. 1:45:41

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Did you know that for just a few hundred dollars, you can have a stranger on Etsy do a magic spell that will make your penis bigger or have the person of your choosing act like a sissy little cum slut? Let's talk about that, going to jail for your birthday, all the different phobias that people have, the best baby name to ever exist, and more on to…

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Can You Don't? | 5 Yards. Garage. Star. HJ Potato. 1:25:12

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We're not sure who needs to hear this but... if you're looking to blast a bunch of meth over a wall and into a prison, using a high-powered, air cannon isn't going to be the quietest option available. Let's talk about that, an elderly neighbor planning on throwing a Goddamn rager, how much is light is too much light in your garage, discovering that…

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Can You Don't? | Double Yellow. Fleece Blanket. Sticker. Crematorium. 1:29:40

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Picture yourself out on a nice date at a local watering hole with that special someone. However, this particular bar is located on death row so everyone has to overlook the executions. Yikes. Let's talk about that, a couple's dispute about aggressive road rage, a completely tone-deaf commercial about helping homeless children, an insurance company …

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Can You Don't? | Timeshare. Jump Rope. Neighborly. Claire's. 1:34:29

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Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong getting stuck to the sidewalk during a bar fight, Joe getting yelled at by his neighbor, saving some lives because you happen to be a professional jump roper, living in the middle of a freeway because you got a …

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Can You Don't? | Penis Pen. Door Slam. Rat. Wet Nose. 1:29:48

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Nomination for "Best Friend" of the year: He tricks into getting a sex change and then threatens to kill your dad if you don't marry him! Let's talk about that, the best way to find out if your computer is on fire, sitting down with your mom to watch a video of you cumming all over yourself, all the facts you could ever want about dogs, and more on…

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Can You Don't? | Scavenger Hunt. Fanny Pack. Ketamine. Hooker. 1:23:35

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How would you react if you had some wild, spontaneous sex with your partner while out drinking on the town... only to find out the next morning that the building ya'll were pounding against was a rape and abuse crises center? Let's talk about that, having to wear a magic fanny pack 24/7, being so good at fishing that you're able to save a drowning …

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Deep Dish Pizza 33:58

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A new deep dish pizza restaurant gets way too deep with you before you can actually order. A book publishing company angers a church with several typos in a Bible order. A gin distillery realizes they might have partnered with the wrong sports entertainment franchise. A new music group is not what they seem. Support the show Website: https://instan…

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Can You Don't? | Payphone. Sex Dream. Nut. Glass Bong. 1:20:20

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We learn a new life lesson today everyone! If you have a severe nut allergy, don't let someone nut inside you because if that someone ate nuts, that nut contain nuts. That's nuts! Let's talk about that, a payphone that only plays fucking bird sounds, having someone drink whiskey off your knockers then piss their bed, telling your boss you had sex w…

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Can You Don't? | Garbage. Cheat Code. Bolt. Steering Wheel. 1:17:48

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Would you ruin someone's life anonymously in order to avoid embarrassing yourself in front of over 120 million people? Let's talk about that, yanking the driver's steering wheel to avoid a potential bad situation, letting all the prisoners out so they can go celebrate the new year, ending a relationship over how they cook hamburgers, and more on to…

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Can You Don't? | Money Lawn. Closet. Enema. Folding Socks. 1:30:46

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How many porn searches does it take to make "enema" the top searched term for an entire state in 2024?! Let's talk about that, forgetting your child's big Christmas gift back home in the closet while on a family vacation, what the ugliest shark in the world would sound like if it could talk, time trialing the best way to fold socks, and more on tod…

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Can You Don't? | Doodle. Cougar. Whippets. Balls of Fire. 1:29:31

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Is there anything worse than making a clever joke, someone doesn't get it, then you have to spend the next few minutes explaining why the joke was funny but now no one cares and everyone is sad? Let's talk about that, how many people are actually millionaires in the USA, the worst place to get caught while calling out sick from work, finding out th…

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Peeple Magazine's: Sexiest Man Dying 25:33

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Peeple Magazine starts a new feature to match the success of their sexiest man alive franchise. A new A.I. music recording company make new music for baby boomer Rock Stars who are too lazy to write and record new material, and you can pay to hear it! Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui T…

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Can You Don't? | Free Coffee. Robbery. Optometrist. Fart Walk. 1:35:16

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You know when you're out in public and you can easily tell someone is going to be a problem? Well, Joe had an experience in a Verizon store he would like to share with you. Let's talk about that, having to chew your food for five minutes every single bite, why the heck are 'Lords a Leaping' so dang expensive, a thrilling dining experience so long a…

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Can You Don't? | Musical. Splash Pads. Dashes. Pizza Pilot. 1:27:14

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Are you a fan of musicals? What if you had to basically live inside one for the rest of your life? Let's talk about that, the nicest airline pilot of all the time, trying to fight a polar bear in order to save your wife but still get in trouble for not doing the dishes, how much jerking off is too much jerking off, and more on today's episode of Ca…

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Looking Glass Radio: Truth is our Operation 37:16

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Instant Microwave Fuzz presents: our new sister show: Looking Glass Radio. Truth is their mission and call in radio is the medium. Join host Ken Waalker as he takes calls from folks all around our great nation about conspiracies, health & wellness, the deep state, UFO's, cryptozoology, finance, and so much more. The footage released this weekend ha…

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Can You Don't? | Grand Opening. Baby Nuggets. Spittoon. Saran Wrap. 1:25:13

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Would you pay someone money to call you 'bro' online? How about steal from your family and drain your entire life savings to get someone to call you 'bro' online? Let's talk about that, having to eat babies, a new drink that supposedly tastes just like mayonnaise, getting pregnant by using the air vent while in prison, and more on today's episode o…

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Fourth Date Feelings 33:29

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A sexy new couple on their fourth sexy date open up and shares their sexy secrets. Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/InstantFuzz Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imfmaui/ Support the show https://www.patreon.com/instantmicrowavefuzz Support the show Webs…

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Can You Don't? | Rolls-Royce. Toddler. Tarp. Laundry Spoon. 1:15:55

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If you're ever in some financial trouble, just promise us you won't hire a friend to dress up in a bear costume and destroy your luxury vehicles for insurance money. Let's talk about that, sucking an old man's ween in hopes of hearing an entertaining tale, getting arrested because your asshole kid wont get in the damn car, an automatic car cover th…

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Can You Don't? | Papa. Bingo. Cousins. Dr. Pecker. 1:26:18

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Remember that time you accidentally ordered over $600 in f*cking pizza? No? Just Joe? Let's talk about that, tasing an old lady because she wouldn't put down a steak knife, modifying your microwave for sexual reasons, the best son in the world, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the ext…

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Can You Don't? | Ambulance. Beach Boys. Slackline. Baked Potato. 1:30:40

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Who hasn't done some drunk shopping on Amazon, amirite? But have you ever accidentally spent $25,000 when you thought you were spending $250? Let's talk about that, a town that uses rollercoasters in place of public transportation, getting blasted in a Walmart parking lot drinking wine out of a Pringles can, getting billed by the ambulance that hit…

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I'm Firing Myself 26:11

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An exit interview goes sideways when the best salesman tries to fire himself. A new brand of rap inspires a new generation of crooners. A mime steals the show when a couple goes to see exotic dancers together. Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/InstantFuzz In…

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Can You Don't? | Stump. Wheelchair. Guilt. Type of Cheese. 1:26:12

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If there's ever a perfect time to unintentionally blast the podcast out of your car door for a random polygamist woman to hear... it's when Bryan is screaming about having to finger little kid buttholes. Let's talk about that, accidentally killing your fiancé's brother, getting trapped in your basement because you're old, what crazy shit would you …

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Prove You're not a Robot 35:59

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A celebrity dog gets a new head of security. A woman with no addictions is given an intervention before her latest rehab stint. A couple fails a captcha test enough times that the authorities suspect they are actual robots. Website: https://instantmicrowavefuzz.buzzsprout.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/imfmaui Twitter: https://twitter.com/…

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Can You Don't? | Depression. Alabama. Harmonica. Haiku. 1:18:08

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Let us walk you through an alternative universe... where you are doing back-alley deals with local sperm banks in order to fill a bucket full of semen so you can clean your butthole. We'll explain. Let's talk about that, some crazy sh*t going down in a Sonic parking lot, accidentally buying tickets to see Alabama when you meant to go see Alabama, a…

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Can You Don't? | Finger. Antifreeze. Doug. Forearm. 1:16:45

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It's hard to imagine surviving a fall from 100 feet, let alone surviving a fall from 650 feet into a volcano! Let's talk about that, a doctor that refuses to wear gloves while touching your junk, being locked into a gym membership for life, sticking your finger inside a mall Santa's butthole in order to make him talk, and more on today's episode of…

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