Best The Beardless Podcasts (2025)

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The Hot Dog Santa Claus - UI Podcast #251 26:59

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Throughout the 1920s, the children of Boston’s North End gathered in anticipation to see if their beloved Hot Dog Santa Claus, Axel Bjorklund, would once again arrive. Despite his vanishing fortunes and worsening health, he proved that even small gestures can leave a lasting legacy. Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at ht…

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Retrocast #38 - UI Podcast #250 35:03

23d ago35:03

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In this episode: Can a wife legally swipe cash from her husband’s wallet? One Chicago man puts a bizarre social experiment in motion—mailing $1 to 500 people and asking them to mail it back. Plus, a high school student discovers a brilliant workaround for his school’s long-hair ban… and much more! Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can…

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A Forbidden Love - Podcast #249 23:47

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In 1937, a small Indiana town was rocked by a scandal that made national headlines: a 12-year-old girl and her 13-year-old classmate became parents, igniting a legal and moral firestorm. Family loyalty, courtroom drama, and the harsh realities of the Great Depression collide in this true tale of forbidden young love. Images, links, and transcripts …

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Retrocast #37 - UI Podcast #248 27:36

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A fire department stands back and watches a man's home burn to the ground, a pig flies for possibly the first time ever, fleas are transported on a dog, and a gorilla destroys an American Tourister suitcase, and much more! The Flea Circus video mentioned in this episode can be seen on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9BjN_GHIic Images, l…

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Bad Apples #6 – Lost Boundaries – UI #247 40:06

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My wife, Mary Jane, joins me to discuss the 1949 movie Lost Boundaries, the screen adaptation of the lives of Dr. Albert and Thyra Johnston, the New Hampshire couple who passed as white for nearly twenty years. You can watch the movie Lost Boundaries on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z26VL_0EQksand the Internet Archive: https://archive.or…

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A White Lie - UI Podcast #246 33:28

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A New Hampshire doctor and his wife kept a secret from their children, friends, and community for nearly two decades. That was until the federal government discovered the lie. After the publication of their story in Reader's Digest in 1947, the entire nation would know. Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://useless…

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Beardless, Dickless Finale 1:23:19

4M ago1:23:19

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Harley and Kevin wrap up Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: BACK TO THE ABATTOIR!By Kevin Smith, Harley Quinn Smith

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The True Beginning of the End 1:19:47

4M ago1:19:47

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Harley and Kevin perform Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: GIVE ME BACK MY NAME!By Kevin Smith, Harley Quinn Smith

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Rewind: 1st Jewish Couple Married on TV 45:02

4M ago45:02

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Cartoonist Leigh Rubin's parents were the first Jewish couple ever to be married on US television, but it almost never happened. Includes audio clips from that Bride and Groom television episode. Original Release Date: April 25, 2019. If you would like to contribute to the GoFundMe set up to help with the long-term care of Leigh's wife Teresa, plea…

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Retrocast #36 - UI Podcast #245 36:33

4M ago36:33

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Abbott & Costello agree to perform in a boy’s backyard for 70 cents, parents sue a milk dairy because their son grew too tall, a man sleeps only 2 hours per day for 33 years, and much more! Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/retrocast-36-podcast-245/ Listen to my interview with cartoonist …

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The Final Home Show 1:36:13

5M ago1:36:13

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Kevin learns of a familial connection to a serial killer and Harley has a stray cat story. PLUS: Biting Bill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Escape from Monkey Mountain - UI Podcast #244 24:23

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Nearly 175 monkeys escaped from a zoo in Massapequa, New York in 1935. Led by an outlaw monkey named Al Capone, they mostly took refuge in the woods. While the vast majority of the monkeys were soon accounted for, Al Capone continued to remain at large. Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/e…

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This Could Be a Party on My Behalf 1:01:51

5M ago1:01:51

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Kevin visits Momily and Harley gets a surprise! PLUS: It's the last studio show! See you LIVE in NJ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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It’s A Good Title, Right? 57:14

6M ago57:14

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Harley is dealing with Unstoppa-Bill and Kevin has a comic book drop today. PLUS: Kevin’s Favorite Ride and only two more to go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Retrocast #35 - UI Podcast #243 29:48

6M ago29:48

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Eight different stories in which someone or something got the last laugh. Includes: rattlesnakes that outsmarted a snake trap, jokes aimed at women are funnier, a friendly feud with the cable company, and much more! Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/retrocast-35-podcast-243/ You can follo…

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“The World’s Most Punchable Face” 1:24:18

6M ago1:24:18

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Kevin is accused of Seuss-ian rhymes and Harley talks trends and Labubu. PLUS: A live show update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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iHeartattack Part 1 1:01:58

6M ago1:01:58

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The beginning of the end. Kevin talks about Cannes, Harley talks about Spain, and both talk about the end of BDM as we know it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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To Russia for Love - UI Podcast #242 45:49

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A British man hadn't seen his Russian wife for nearly five years. The Soviets repeatedly refused to allow him into the USSR, and they denied her request to leave. He became so desperate that he decided to risk his life to see her. Would he survive? There are two videos on YouTube about this story: Brian Grover Home at Last (1939) (British Pathé) - …

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The Denver Spiderman - UI Podcast #241 27:26

7M ago27:26

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In Denver, Colorado, in 1941, a man was found murdered in his own home. The most unusual part was that all of the doors and windows were locked from the inside. So, how was the killer able to make his getaway? You can listen to more of History Dispatches at https://historydispatches.com/ Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be founda…

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Retrocast 34 - UI Podcast #240 35:07

7M ago35:07

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A warning to stay away from people with blue eyes, Stanford students use ice nickels to pay for phone calls, the speed limit for automobiles is set at 2 mph, and much more! Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/retrocast-34-podcast-240/ You can follow the Useless Information Podcast on these …

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The Biblical Avengers 1:01:15

7M ago1:01:15

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Kevin and Harley discuss Dogma and how art can be impactful. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Deardless, Bickless Me 58:35

8M ago58:35

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Harley and Bill have their first Easter and Kevin’s in the Jay Ward. PLUS: Kevin’s still touring, dogmamovie.com! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Diamond Jim's Shack - UI Podcast #239 30:07

8M ago30:07

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A pristine view. A stubborn fisherman’s legacy. When wealth clashes with tradition, who wins? Dive into the gripping saga of Diamond Jim's Shack, where a simple fishing spot turns into a battleground between privilege and perseverance. Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/diamond-jims-shack-…

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Mr Steak Hand Puppet 1:04:11

8M ago1:04:11

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Kevin wins Mr. Steak and Harley gets it Fresco style. PLUS: Kevin is still on the Dogma Resurrection tour. See it with him! dogmamovie.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Egg-istential Questions 1:02:19

8M ago1:02:19

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Kevin and Harley learn to pronounce words and answer questions from listeners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Why Won’t Anyone Help Them?! 1:00:21

8M ago1:00:21

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Before Kevin goes on the Dogma tour, Harley has questions… about the 90’s. Plus: Harley has to sell some shirts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Retrocast 33 - UI Podcast #238 27:52

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The Titanic is supposedly unsinkable, a cat is jailed, clothing seems to instantly combust, shoes for postmen are designed to minimize dog bites, a tastier spinach, and much more! Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/retrocast-33-podcast-238/ You can follow the Useless Information Podcast on…

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Prisoner of The Planet of the Apes 1:13:03

9M ago1:13:03

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Kevin recounts an entire film franchise. Harley longs to live in an Epic Universe. Plus: The Conclusion of the eBay Epic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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The Resurrection of Dogma 1:03:12

9M ago1:03:12

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Kevin talks about the surprise sudden re-release of Dogma! Harley records a voice track for a cartoon! Plus: The Devil Went Down to Georgia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Rent-A-Wife - UI Podcast #237 56:49

9M ago56:49

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Need help? Try renting a wife! They would do anything from A to Z, except for X! A true story from the early 1980s in which some ambitious women decided to market what they did best: being a wife. Includes an interview with Jane Hanne Nevensmith, who ran a successful Rent-A-Wife business in Massachusetts. The 2022 interview with Jane Nevensmith men…

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Harley Quinngaged! 1:18:24

9M ago1:18:24

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Kevin has big, life-changing news! Harley has a normal, unexceptional weekend! Plus: Dixon the Cuck Cow! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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His name… is Milton Hersey 1:08:56

9M ago1:08:56

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Harley’s making music! Kevin’s snatching victory from the jaws of eBay defeat! Plus: Kev gets existential. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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eBay’s Bitch 1:02:58

10M ago1:02:58

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Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Retrocast 32 - UI Podcast #236 33:14

10M ago33:14

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A man discovers the Roman Ruins of his youth have been torn down, a violin made from a lobster claw, an electric chair that electrocuted itself, and much more! Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/retrocast-32-podcast-236/ You can follow the Useless Information Podcast on these platforms: Fa…

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Coo d’etat 1:11:38

10M ago1:11:38

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Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Crab Walker 1:04:41

10M ago1:04:41

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Harley has a hypothetical for her Father as she takes over the show. Kevin teases details of his next film. Plus: Beardless, Dickless Live? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Ding Dong Daddy - Part 2 - UI Podcast #235 56:58

10M ago56:58

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Step into the life of Francis Van Wie, a streetcar conductor with charm, wit, and a string of marriages that captivated 1940s San Francisco, transforming a wartime distraction into a national sensation. Join the ride with the "Ding Dong Daddy"! Images, links, and transcripts for this episode can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/ding-dong-…

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Beardless Beyond 57:17

10M ago57:17

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Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Kev Miner's Daughter 58:31

11M ago58:31

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Harley has questions. Kevin visits another podcast. Plus: Harley's band gets closer to a name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Ding Dong Daddy - Part 1 - UI Podcast #234 32:10

11M ago32:10

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In 1915, a man known only as John F. Kennedy appeared in Kenosha, WI unable to recall his past or even his own name. With only a few cryptic clues and a suitcase marked with the initials "R.E.J.," he embarked on a journey to uncover his forgotten life. From the kindness of strangers to the shocking revelations of his true identity, this story will …

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Department Store 1:05:44

11M ago1:05:44

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Kevin tries to create some structure. Harley dodges hypotheticals. Plus: A Bad Hair Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Shirt Tales 1:23:03

11M ago1:23:03

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Harley becomes a clothing magnate. Kevin writes comic books. Plus: The return of Vegan Abattoir! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Kids in the Hallmark 1:12:44

11M ago1:12:44

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Kevin and Harley recap the Wicked singalong before diving deeply into ancient inscriptions on greeting cards. Plus: A Hump Bunny No More! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Retrocast #31 - UI Podcast #233 30:29

11M ago30:29

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A man recovers his lost diamond ring through a chance encounter, manhole covers fly in Chicago, how to divide a Cadillac 57 ways, a man is fined for barking like a dog, and much more! Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/retrocast-31-podcast-233/ You can follow the Useless Information Podcas…

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After the Fire 1:04:28

11M ago1:04:28

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Kevin and Harley tell tales of running from the Los Angeles fires. Plus: Bad Bunny Billy’s gotta have it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Cthulu Bunny 1:02:53

12M ago1:02:53

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Kevin has a Point Nemo nightmare. Harley gives Kevin a calendar. Plus: Billy Begins! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Who Owns Her Face? - UI Podcast #232 38:58

12M ago38:58

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When 17-year-old Abigail Roberson's photo was printed on a widely distributed poster without her consent, it set off a legal battle that would forever change the definition of privacy. Images, links, and transcripts for this podcast can be found at https://uselessinformation.org/who-owns-her-face-podcast-232/ You can follow the Useless Information …

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Hey Apple! 1:18:09

12M ago1:18:09

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Harley and Kevin start the new year with a deep dive about creepy internet videos and pageant work. Plus: Passion or Ration returns! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Boxing Day 51:22

12M ago51:22

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Kevin and Harley celebrate BDM’s first Christmas and the end of the year. Plus: Peanuts on Ice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts

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Drone Alone 1:21:58

1y ago1:21:58

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Harley makes music and Kevin makes a sitcom. Plus: Ring Cams of the Damned! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By iHeartPodcasts