Best The Beard And The Bald Podcasts (2025)

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ST:TNG S2-E6 - The Schizoid Man 2:13:40

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2+ y ago2:13:40

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It's Graves World! GRAVES WORLD! Party time! Excellennnnnt! Though all we seem to remember from this episode is sexy female Vulcan!By Bald, Spikey & Bearded

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ST:TNG S2-E5 - Loud as a Whisper 1:22:18

2+ y ago1:22:18

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LISTEN TO US! LISTEN TO US! WE ARE ALL IN THIS......TOGETHER!!

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ST:TNG S2-E4 - The Outrageous Okona 1:43:52

2+ y ago1:43:52

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We're BACK! We're actually BACK! It's 2023 and we start off the year by being OUTRAGEOUS with the Wish.com Han Solo! He's a rogue you know! He's outrageous and a rouge! And he clearly spends his 30 minutes on the Enterprise giving STDs to all the female crew members! Such a rogue......

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The Actual Groppler Zorn Wishes Us Merry Christmas!! 1:04

2+ y ago1:04

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Was hoping to sneak this into a Christmas Special, but the dreaded COVID has put the brakes on that! Bastard! Michael Bell aka the ACTUAL Groppler Zorn wishes us a Merry Christmas! We are indeed blessed! This may have made our day :) Michael is on Cameo, and we couldn't be happier to spam the link to his Cameo for anyone who wishes to get a message…

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ST:TNG S2-E3 - Elementary, Dear Data 1:44:34

2+ y ago1:44:34

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We're back from our illness.....again! (We're weak) to talk about that great American tradition of doing Dick Van Dyke English accents when trying to tackle English literature! Alrite guv'na! Let's put another shrimp on the barrrrrbieeee..... By the way I have COVID as I'm writing this, so feel sorry for me.....…

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Red Dwarf S2-E2 - Better than Life 1:24:48

3y ago1:24:48

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We once again step upon the small rouge one to meet a crew so bored with their lives, they think sticking old cycling helmets on their head makes them enter the Metaverse! And the Metaverse manifests itself as a crap Welsh beach! Can't beat British Sci-fi!

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Blake's 7 S1-E1&2 - The Way Back/Space Fall 1:37:48

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What the hell is Blake's 7? Is it about a group of seven followers of a man called Blake? No....there were 5......until Blake wasn't there any more.....THE TITLE MAKES NO SENSE! Join us as we chat through his underrated British gem. Like classic Doctor Who but with a touch of dystopian nightmare? You'll love Blake's 7.…

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ST:TNG S2-E2 - Where Silence Has Lease 1:45:04

3y ago1:45:04

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Another week off due to Brandon's obscure illnesses! Sorry! But we finally return to chat TNG! Worf has de-evolved into a Steroid dosed Rottweiler, and the crew meet yet another higher being in space who is out to mess with and kill them! The one time we want Wesley in the room, and he mysteriously disappears! There's no justice....…

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Red Dwarf S2-E1 - Kryten 1:25:02

3y ago1:25:02

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We return to the small rouge one to talk about the first episode of Season 2! Rimmer is learning a made up language while Lister is polishing his knob. They then come across a distress signal from 3 very lovely ladies! A dwarfers dream!? Perhaps not.....

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ST:TNG S2-E1 - The Child 1:57:51

3y ago1:57:51

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We actually made it to Season 2 of TNG! Brandon has recovered from his Groppler Zorn Fever, so we return from our unexpected hiatus to bring you a stupidly long episode where we talk about the many changes to Season 2, including the the new Dr, Roman Polanski, and the grand introduction of some famous facial hair! Not to mention some space rape! It…

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Red Dwarf EP6 - Me2 1:07:16

3y ago1:07:16

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One of our guest hobos returns to talk Red Dwarf! Today we talk Stereo Rimmers and cold soup, mixed in with some talk about nancies!

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ST:TNG EP25 - The Neutral Zone 1:47:10

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We FINALLY get to the end of Season 1 TNG! We find out Worf likes walking into doors like a video game glitch, we meet the Romulans who ARE BACKKKKKKK apparently. Bev gets groped by a 20th century yokel druggie! And we find out that someone should really put Face ID on the Enterprise's iPhone. Oh and we introduce our glorious new show trailer!…

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Red Dwarf EP4 - Waiting for God 1:11:10

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We return to Red Dwarf to meet the menace that is the Quaagar Warrior! And an old cat with a plastic sausage and a donut fixation. A standard Red Dwarf outing!

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ST:TNG EP24 - Conspiracy 1:28:56

3y ago1:28:56

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HIS HEAD BLEW UP! HIS FRICKIN' HEAD BLEW UP! Join us as we talk about an episode with villains that have all the subtlety of....well someone's HEAD EXPLODING! Now get me some of those worms! I love me some space worms!By Bald, Spikey & Bearded

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Red Dwarf EP2 - Future Echoes 1:09:00

3y ago1:09:00

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We return to Red Dwarf to talk about Future Echoes! The first heavy sci-fi concept in the show, and one of the best. Rimmer gets a new haircut, Lister suffocates himself with shaving foam and Cat offers to cut limbs off to save his suits! It's all going on!

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ST:TNG EP23 - We'll Always Have Paris 55:35

3y ago55:35

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We return to TNG to discover maybe we shouldn't have bothered! We turn Picard's lame love story into a Spanish telenovela, complete with cheesy soap music! Also Data does some timey whimey stuff!

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Red Dwarf EP1 - The End 1:56:04

3y ago1:56:04

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Well we spent half of the Star Trek TNG episodes talking about it, so we might as well jump into fully chatting about Red Dwarf, starting with the very episode. Weirdly, we spend half the episode talking about Star Trek.......we're no good at this......By Bald, Spikey & Bearded

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ST:TNG EP22 - Skin of Evil - AUDIO COMMENTARY SPECIAL 1:21:54

3y ago1:21:54

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IT'S A LIVE AUDIO COMMENTARY SPECIAL! We wanted the youngling's live reaction to this episode for no reason at all, yup...no reason! Join us for an episode where Tasha Yar actually gets some character development....of sorts....She finally ticks Worf off her 'Screw the entire crew' list at least!

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ST:TNG EP21 - Symbiosis 1:11:20

3y ago1:11:20

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Join us for a very special episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where we find out drugs are bad but Picard doesn't give a shit and isn't going to do anything about it because RULES! We also find out that Tasha Yar's Rape Gang home planet is even worse than we thought! Remember kids, drugs are bad! But they do make you feel good........…

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ST:TNG EP20 - The Arsenal of Freedom 1:05:14

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Join us for our 20th episode special! Special in that we invited a different homeless guy from the street to join us for a completely random episode!...... SPECIAL! When we're not wondering who that creepy actor is who has been in everything but we can't remember his name, we're talking to our new homeless friend about what a Star Trek is.....…

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ST:TNG EP19 - Heart of Glory 1:33:50

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ARGGGGGGGGGGGH! That's Klingon for back story! And we finally get some for Worf after almost a whole series of him being the guy that growls a lot and gets slapped around!

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ST:TNG EP18 - Coming of Age 1:40:42

3y ago1:40:42

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Back from our 2 week hiatus, we jump straight into 'Coming of Age' Where we meet Commander Rectum and Quinn, who angrily try and stalk Enterprise crew members. Meanwhile Wesley gets to meet his greatest hero, Mordock, YES THEEEE MORDOCK of the Mordock Strategy Fame! Fangasm!

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ST:TNG EP17 - Home Soil 1:39:32

3y ago1:39:32

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An episode with actual SCIENNNNNNCE! An episode that could have been boring but actually wasn't. And of course our latest catchphrase UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER :D Available on a T-Shirt from GropplerZornMerch.com !

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ST:TNG EP16 - When the Bough Breaks 1:31:34

3+ y ago1:31:34

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Just when you think TNG has its fair share of annoying children, this episode pops up to give us a whole frickin' episode full of 'em! On the upside, they get kidnapped! On the downside, they get returned.......

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ST:TNG EP15 - Too Short a Season 1:23:38

3+ y ago1:23:38

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Ooof! This one was a struggle! So much so I think we end up going off topic about 57 times throughout this episode! Join us as we drag ourselves through this Benjamin Button ripoff, and veer off into talking about Doctor Who, then try and order a Cameo video from the TNG cast, and frankly anything else!…

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ST:TNG EP14 - 11001001 1:31:18

3+ y ago1:31:18

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A very special episode of our podcast! We invite a fan of the show sleeping rough on the street outside to come in and join us, and Deimos keeps randomly interrupting the flow of conversation! In between all that we somehow manage to fit in a discussion about the Binars and Minuet!By Bald, Spikey & Bearded

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Episode the 169th - We Hate These Cans 2:10:52

3+ y ago2:10:52

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Review: Farmhouse Peach Saison, 903 Brewers Blackberry Cherry Gose German-Style Sour Ale, Martin House Brewing Crunch Enhancer Amaretto Stout w/Pecans & Lactose, and Buffalo Bayou Brewing Thin Mint Stout What do craft beers, ice cream, and hot sauce have in common? The Bearded Idiots Podcast, that's what! After all the treats, we have a bit of an a…

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ST:TNG EP13 - Angel One 1:18:40

3+ y ago1:18:40

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An episode the writers thought was soooo clever because traditional gender roles were reversed! But it just turned out as the planet of the bad acting Amazons. In this episode, we discuss Riker's love of Snoo-Snoo, and Brandon's suspicious hatred of Trent.

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ST:TNG EP12 - Datalore 1:36:06

3+ y ago1:36:06

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A second Android is found that turns out to be Data's brother. But of course he turns out to be EVVVILLLLLLLLL!!!! This episode also introduces probably the most quoted line in the whole of TNG's history, at least for us......

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EASTER SPECIAL - Futurama - Where No Fan Has Gone Before 1:21:13

3+ y ago1:21:13

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It's our Easter Special! Where we sidetrack from Star Trek for a while to discuss....a Star Trek parody....... In this episode we chat through the love letter to Star Trek that is 'Where No Fan Has Gone Before'.

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Episode the 168th - Immortality 3:10:07

3+ y ago3:10:07

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Review: Horse Soldier Reserve Barrel Strength Bourbon Whiskey Special Guest: Cody Smith After catching up on a few hot topics like Secrets of Playboy and the slap heard 'round the Oscars (you know the one), we get deep on another Would You Rather question that may inspire one of our listeners to write the next box office sci-fi hit! Will it be you?…

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The Truth Behind Taking Risks with LeShane Greenhill 39:20

3+ y ago39:20

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LeShane Greenhill proudly calls himself a 3-time failure and 2-time success. Ever the entrepreneur, Greenhill began starting businesses as a kid and hasn’t stopped innovating since. In this episode, host Elliott Noble-Holt sits down with Greenhill to explore what he’s learned throughout his five business ventures and to have some real talk about th…

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Episode the 167th - Working Out the Kinks 2:01:13

3+ y ago2:01:13

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Review: Budlight Next, Salty Pirate Strawberry Lemonade Sherbet Gose, Imperial True Love Imperial Raspberry Sour Ale, Keystone Light Raspberry Lime Curty talks about his trip to Denver for work and a new show he's watching. Now that Red Beard has a lady friend, he's ready to get back in the gym, but one wrong move, or two, can have disastrous conse…

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ST:TNG EP11 - The Big Goodbye 1:54:36

3+ y ago1:54:36

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The episode where Picard plays a Dick, and Wesley becomes one step closer to being our next voodoo doll! Join us as we discuss the first episode in a series of episodes based on the 'Holodeck malfunction episode' trope.

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ST:TNG EP10 - Haven 1:34:50

3+ y ago1:34:50

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The Introduction of the most annoying mother in the galaxy, and some shocking 80s hairdos! It can only be Haven! Set phasers to awkwardddddd....By Bald, Spikey & Bearded

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ST:TNG EP9 - Hide & Q 1:33:08

3+ y ago1:33:08

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WESLEY GETS STABBED! As far as i'm concerned, nothing else happens in this episode. WESLEY GETS STABBBBBBBBBED! yada yada Q powers, Riker etc.By Bald, Spikey & Bearded

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Episode the 166th - Bald Heads & Bad Knees 2:41:00

3+ y ago2:41:00

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Review: Lone Elm Single Barrel Texas Straight Wheat Whiskey Barrel 770 Black Spy & Barrel 696 White Spy Special Guest: Phat Jon After the reviews and explaining what "stream sniping" is to Kelly, Aaron tells about scheduling laser hair removal. Kelly has gotten back in the dating saddle and tells about his recent date with a nice lady. Curtis discu…

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ST:TNG EP8 - The Battle 1:26:26

3+ y ago1:26:26

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The Introduction of the Stargazer! Yay! The Re-Introduction of the Ferengi......eurgh! Yet another episode where Dr Crusher discovers a mysterious ancient disease known.....as a HEADACHE! WUHHHT!? Join us for the least exciting Battle in all of Battledom!

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ST:TNG EP7 - Justice 1:15:40

3+ y ago1:15:40

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We finally reach the fabled Planet of the Sexy White People. Or the Planet of the Horribly 80s wigs. Or the planet of Gene Roddenberry's weird fetishes. Whatever! Of course being a planet of 'sensual pleasure', the first thing the crew do is beam down......with Wesley!? What could possibly go wrong.......…

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ST:TNG EP6 - Lonely Among Us 1:00:18

3+ y ago1:00:18

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Yes we actually got the episode right this time! Join us as we wonder who are these mysterious delegates are that are fighting on the Enterprise, which is obviously the big plot point in this episode.....until it gets forgotten entirely when Picard becomes Emperor Palpatine.

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Episode the 164th - "Im Dookie Diving" 1:32:08

3+ y ago1:32:08

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Review: Chattanooga Whiskey Single Barrel Special Guest: Dr. Wade Dr. Wade's back! After Beezy gives the recipe for the "Apple Pie" drink Red Beard spills the beans about a recent trip one of his roommates had. Beezy and Curty have another would you rather set of questions and we want to know your answers! Hit us up on social media and tell us WWYD…

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ST:TNG EP5 - Where No Man Has Gone Before 1:20:32

3+ y ago1:20:32

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Join us as we.......completely screw up and start talking about the wrong episode. Most professionals would edit it out and start again, but not us! In this episode, Wesley meets the Space Paedophile and Picard meets his dead mum, all while travelling further than any one has ever travelled in the universe. Comedy gold!…

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ST:TNG EP4 - The Last Outpost 1:11:06

3+ y ago1:11:06

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The Introduction of the Ferengi! The most villainous villains who have ever villained! Or not..... In this episode, we try and make sense of the big eared rats, in an episode so exciting, we actually forget what happens in most of it! This episode is Sponsored by Groppler Zorn's hair stlying products. Go to www.gropplerzorn.com and enter promo code…

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Building Your Business Through Innovation with Daniel Kivantos 31:53

3+ y ago31:53

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The first step to ensuring the success of your start-up is embracing innovation. When co-founder of DrChrono, Daniel Kivantos, first had the idea to make healthcare data accessible online, it seemed like a far out dream to many doctors who hadn’t even heard of the phrase ‘the cloud’. In this episode, Kivantos shares with host Elliott Noble-Holt his…

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ST:TNG EP3 - Code of Honor 1:25:14

3+ y ago1:25:14

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So.......lets not beat about the bush, this is the infamous episode that features the planet of the Black people. We try and find some positives in this notorious nadir of the TNG episodes. At least Tasha gets to kick ass, right!?By Bald, Spikey & Bearded

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Episode the 162nd - New Man Plan 2:34:51

3+ y ago2:34:51

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Review: Fettercarin 16yr. Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky After the review and a few bad dad jokes, Beezy asks a "Would you do it?" question that puts a billion dollars on the line. Would you? Hit us up on social media and let us know! After cruising the internet and finding a few odd holsters and some really great hot sauce, Beezy reveals his n…

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ST:TNG EP1 - Encounter at Farpoint 1:10:01

3+ y ago1:10:01

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A brand new Star Trek series came to being in 1987! In 2022, two seasoned Star Trek nerds show it to somebody who has never seen it before. Knowing how successful the show would become, it's hilarious to see the reaction to these first few episodes. Today we start with the not-so-classic 'Encounter at Farpoint'. Oof.......…

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ST:TNG EP2 - The Naked Now 1:25:20

3+ y ago1:25:20

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A sequel to an Original Series episode that no one wanted, this is the episode where characters we've just met get shitfaced and embrace their multiple techniques! Join us as the poor sod who has never watched 'Star Trek - The Next Generation' before tries to understand how this show made it to seven seasons.…

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Episode the 161st - Santa Brings Momma a Toy 2:05:56

3+ y ago2:05:56

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Review: Knob Creek Single Barrel Reserve 9yr. Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey For our Christmas episode, we discuss Alec Bladwin's search warrant, a prank call, some toys from our childhood and a Curty Amazon find. We hope all of our listeners had an amazing Christmas and you will hear from us again in 2022. Be safe and have a happy new year! Che…

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How To Recruit and Retain Talent with JJ Rosen 27:50

3+ y ago27:50

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Your business is only as good as the employees who make up the company. JJ Rosen, CEO and founder of Atiba, a Nashville-based computer solutions company, shares how he actively recruits and retains workers who not only fit his company’s needs, but fit its culture. In this episode, host Elliott Noble-Holt and Rosen explore ways to help your company …