Each episode, our 4 hosts are given a subject. They choose their worst example of that subject and then battle it out, two at a time, until one is finally crowned as...WORSTEST. Now, this isn’t a bunch of blowhards in a room spewing out opinion. All (or at least MOST) of what you’ll hear is researched facts, stories, and histories; all told by our riveting and adorable hosts, and sometimes a special guest or two.
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The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/
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Usually commercials are a throwaway, a nuisance; something that your brain barely pays attention to. Other times, they can make such an impact on a culture, they define the zeitgeist of their era, but....we'll be discussing neither of those. This episode is about commercials that are bewildering, offensive, or scathing indictments on a world we sha…
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It’s National Referee Day (again) and the Story Pirates are determined to show Smitty a good time. Featuring two new stories: “The Horrible Pizza,” a flashback-laden chronicle of the unlikely origins of a mythic pizza shop, written by Kiaan and Haley, two siblings from California, and “Demons,” a cautionary tale about what happens to many (most?) f…
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Bob’s Impossible Pants/The Weird Inventor (feat. Matt Oberg)
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44:39The crew discovers a world traveler (Matt Oberg) who believes it’s still the year 1999. Featuring two new stories: “Bob’s Impossible Pants”, a song about a cursed pair of pants with significant upside, written by Iris, a 9 year old from Massachusetts, and “The Weird Inventor”, a story about a creative builder who has trouble getting others to see h…
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Someone once said they've never met a Kelly who wasn't wonderful. Well, this week our hosts went searching for the 4 worst Kellys they could find, and they didn't disappoint. Hoo boy!By AnnaZ Media
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DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2025
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41:54Just in time for your holiday travel, DJ Squirm-a-Lot has a brand new mixtape! This year, he’s flying the friendly skies for a Thanksgiving on the beach. Help us finish our season and get a personal video from DJ Squirm-a-Lot for a limited time only at storypirates.com/support Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story …
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Rachel and Nimene face their fears while playing haunted mini-golf. Featuring two new stories: “Clem and Gemp’s Camp”, a story about two outdoor enthusiasts who anger the camping gods, written by Parker, a 7 year old from Arizona, and “Super Banana Man”, about a negligent scientist who leaves his grow ray accessible to a plucky banana, written by a…
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Our hosts tackle (much better than the football teams we'll be talking about) their first sports episode....WORST SPORTS FRANCHISE! Will Scott convince us his sports franchise is real? Will Tim risk the wrath of a vindictive sports team owner? Will John ever learn what he's even talking about and will Pete ever be whole again. Listen in and find ou…
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Alligator Droppings/Bees in the Ballot Box
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47:18The Story Pirates begin their roadtrip to StoryTellerCon. Featuring two new stories: ‘Alligator Droppings’, a story about a very fancy breakfast. dish that isn’t what it sounds like (or is it?), written by Jocelyn, a 10 year old from Canada, and ‘Bees in the Ballot Box’, a story about the importance of voting even when there are bunch of bees aroun…
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On a very special HALLOWEEN Episode, our hosts (and resident expert on all things Bigfoot, Simon) do a deep dive throughout cultures and history to uncover which Cryptid ( an animal such as Sasquatch or the Loch Ness Monster, that has been claimed to exist but never proven to exist...but we know better) is WORSTEST!…
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The Bed/Do Not Disturb (feat. Alison Pill)
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44:26Welcome back to season 8 of the Story Pirates Podcast! In this first episode, the Story Pirates receive an intriguing invitation and meet a new adversary. Featuring two new stories: ‘The Bed’, a song about an exhausted doctor just looking for somewhere to nap, written by Bentley, a 9 year old from New York, and ‘Do Not Disturb’, a story about one g…
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Coming November 6th, it's the 8th season of the Story Pirates Podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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The Story Pirates Podcast is back for season 8 starting November 6th! New stories, new songs and new adventures with the Story Pirates crew. Tune in next week for our season 8 trailer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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Almost any kind of creature is cute when it’s a baby, right? But what about Werewolves? Written by two siblings from Minnesota named Blake and Park. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…
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For the first time in their lives, our hosts will be directly linked on the internet with 4 of the sexiest men alive, but which one is the WORSTEST? Listen in and find out!By AnnaZ Media
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We’ve done a lot of stories about stinky cheese, but today’s story has the stinkiest cheese yet. Written by a 10 year old from Canada named Eleanor. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…
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Today’s brand new story is dedicated to all the picky eaters out there. Written by Henry, a 10 year old from California. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Excessive Work Out Guy and the Revenge of the Gym Equipment
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12:31Did you know that some people actually go to the gym at midnight? Today’s new story is about one such person. Written by Naomi, age 10, and Max, age 7, from Canada. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/l…
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Which color is a murderer? Which color is a filthy liar? Which color crushes your soul and which color is the harbinger of the apocalypse? Find out on this episode of...WORSTEST!By AnnaZ Media
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Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story about a boy who grows an orange tree in his stomach, which provides all sorts of unique business opportunities! Written by a 9 year old from Uganda named Elias. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Ap…
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Muffin of Doom: The Greatest Game of Parkour Hide and Seek (feat. Koo Koo)
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26:59Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club, as well as a very special edition of Roll Call with Bryan and Neil from the incredible band Koo Koo! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Friday, October 10th @ 7pm ET Grownups, your kids can join Peter and Lee …
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DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Back to School Mixtape 2025
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46:26Let’s go back to school with the world’s most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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This episode, our expert (-ish) hosts bravely take on their scariest subject yet. They fight their way through sugar, graham flour, malodextrose alginate, the 80s, cooking oils, and the 2 great health crises of the 1800s; and come out the other side learning which breakfast cereal is...WORSTEST!By Scott Bradshaw, John Dorcic, Pete Kata, Tim Thieke
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Buried Treasure: Every Midnight I Turn Into a Wolf/The Case of the Missing Files (S3E20)
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31:39Welcome to a new series called ‘Buried Treasure’ where we throwback to some of our favorite full episodes from the Story Pirates archives. Today, we’re revisiting the classic episode where the Story Pirates visit a planet that just wants us to hang out and have some fun. Originally aired May 7, 2020. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat…
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This week, our 4 hosts battle it out from all over the solar system in order to find out which planet is...WORSTEST!By Worstest International Faceless Consortium Et. Al.
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Buried Treasure: Animal Week/The Doughnut Is Right (S2E11)
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30:40Welcome back to Buried Treasure, where we throwback to some of our favorite full episodes from the Story Pirates archives. Today, we’re revisiting a classic episode where the Story Pirates visit the Isle of Monsters for the very first time. Originally aired April 18, 2019. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Buried Treasure: Sandwich Day/A Girl With Superpowers (S1E10)
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27:06Welcome back to Buried Treasure, where we throwback to some of our favorite full episodes from the Story Pirates archives. Today, we’re revisiting a classic episode when Rachel took her very first trip to that place where someone has to stand inside that bucket that’s really high up and look through the lookie loo so that if they see land they can …
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On a trip to Washington, D.C., Bridget and Ryan take this question from Oliver in Illinois: Why do different countries use different currencies? There’s the U.S. dollar, the Mexican peso and Japanese yen, just to name a few. This week, we’ll explain why so many countries decided to make their own type of money. And we meet the ghost of Alexander Ha…
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Buried Treasure: A Hamster’s Workday/Backstroke Raptor (S2E1)
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28:36Welcome to a new series called ‘Buried Treasure’ where we throwback to some of our favorite full episodes from the Story Pirates archives. Today, we’re revisiting the first episode of season 2, which features two classic songs as well as the story of how Siegfried the Orange, brave Viking warrior helped the Story Pirates take to the skies. Original…
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Do you know the REAL story behind Mount Rushmore? Find out in today’s new story, written by Rorey, Ryan, and Larsen from North Carolina. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat…
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Today’s new story is about two things that should never go together: gum and dogs. By Kathryn, an 8 year old from Nebraska. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Today’s brand new story is about Gorblefunks. What’s a Gorblefunk? You’re about to find out, but believe me, YOU NEED a Gorblefunk. You need one NOW. Written by two brothers from Eswatini named Nicolas & Daniel. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in …
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Have you ever had a very weird substitute teacher? How about a very weird substitute teacher who is a purple hot dog? That’s exactly what happens in today’s brand new story, by 9 year old Clara in Colorado. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple…
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The Exploding Pig and the Snarky Calculator: A Suspenseful and Saucy Saga
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20:06Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Friday, July 18th @ 12pm ET. Grownups, your kids can join Peter and Lee to make a new story in a virtual Create a Story session on and hear it come to life on the podcast! Cr…
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DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s 4th of July Mixtape 2025
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38:29It’s time to celebrate summer with the world’s most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm and a slammin’ playlist of your favorite Story Pirates songs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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The Ice Skating Penguin (feat. Wow in the World)
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38:35Welcome to a world-shattering, must-be-heard-to-be-believed crossover episode between your two favorite podcasts: Story Pirates and Wow in the World! Featuring a brand new story by a 9 year old from Pennsylvania named Alice. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscrib…
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Have you ever noticed that narrators are pretty much control freaks? This week’s author, a 9 year old from Oklahoma named Belle, sure has! Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform…
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Have you ever wondered where crop circles come from? Well, today’s brand new story has the answer! Written by a 12 year old from California named Logan. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. See omnystudio.com/listener for …
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Traffic, a Nightmare/The Knight Who Couldn’t Guard the Castle
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40:14Season finale, part 2. Nimene accidentally brings to life thousands of characters from different stories the Story Pirates have performed over the years. Featuring two new stories: “Traffic, a Nightmare,” a song about how long two kids had to sit in the car in order to reach the ice cream store, written by Jethro, an 8 year old from New York, and “…
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Season finale, part 1. The Story Pirates return to the Isle of Monsters to gather a rare substance they need to power the ship. Featuring two new stories: “Butt Rat,” a story about an unlikely superhero, written by Liliana and Oliver, two siblings from Nevada, and “Who Turned Out the Lights?”, a story about a dad who refuses to call a professional …
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Have you ever wondered how you could improve communication around the kingdom that you rule? Find out in a brand new story, written by a 12 year old from Canada named Grace. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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The Ghost That Launched a Business/Julius Caesar: The Guinea Pig
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44:49Eric discovers a mysterious book. Featuring two new stories: “The Ghost That Launched a Business,” a terrifying tale about entrepreneurship, written by Jesse, a 9 year old from the UK, and “Julius Caesar: The Guinea Pig, Not the Famous Ancient Roman Dude, But This Rodent Thinks Otherwise,” a story about how our names sometimes shape who we are insi…
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Gerald the Wizard/The Scaredy Ghost Cat (feat. Kyle Gordon)
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35:50The Story Pirates discover a castaway (Kyle Gordon) who is stranded on a deserted island with his only friend, Stick (also Kyle Gordon). Featuring two new stories: “Gerald the Wizard,” a story about the lowly servant to a zombie king who risks it all to save the kingdom, written by Beckham, a 14 year old from Utah, and “The Scaredy Ghost Cat,” the …
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Detective Bok and the Return of the Yellow Snatcher
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17:15Bok bok bok bok bok bok bok. Bok. And THAT is all you need to know about today’s episode, written by a 10 year old from China named John. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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DREAMWORKS’ GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE: The Girl Who Couldn’t Do Math
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11:55In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates reveal the winner of the Dreamworks’ Gabby’s Dollhouse contest and thank everyone who sent in a story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2025
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46:00Whether you vacation or staycation, Spring Break is the perfect time for another incredible, groundbreaking mixtape from the world’s most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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The Spy Who Couldn’t Lie/Dad Jokes Take Over the World
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36:45Peter turns into a goose. Featuring two new stories: “The Spy Who Couldn’t Lie,” a story about a secret agent who fails to dissemble, written by Ezra, a 13 year old from Alabama, and “Dad Jokes Take Over the World,” a story about an affliction of unfunny humor that covers the globe, written by siblings Noah, age 13, and Amira, age 10, from Ontario.…
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It’s Gift Day! The holiday where you give gifts, get gifts and just sort of generally celebrate the idea of GIFTS! Featuring two new stories: “The Evil Bunny,” a story about the surprising origins of the Easter Bunny, written by Peter, a 13 year old from Massachusetts, and “20 Eucalyptus Leaves,” about an echidna who learns the value of collaborati…
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Today’s bonus episode features a brand new story written by over a hundred different members of the Story Pirates Creator Club! The next Create a Story session is coming up on Thursday, April 24th @ 7pm ET. Grownups, your kids can join Peter and Lee to make a new story in a virtual Create a Story session on April 24th and hear it come to life on th…
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The Little Man Who Powers Your Washing Machine/Squirrel Times News Paper
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38:04Rachel starts a book club! Featuring two new stories: “The Little Man Who Powers Your Washing Machine,” a song about surprising origin of everyone’s favorite domestic appliance, written by Annabelle, an 11 year old from the UK, and “Squirrel Times News Paper,” about a storied rodential journalistic institution facing an uncertain future, written by…
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What if expressions started coming to life whenever we said them? Would that be fun? Or…weird? Find out in today’s brand new story, written by a 10 year from Idaho named Rhetta. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Story Pirates
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