Elementium: The Land of Elements is a sci-fi adventure audio series where a lost traveler, armed with only a periodic table, must navigate a world where everything—landscapes, creatures, and structures—is made of pure elements. Guided by Al, a humanoid aluminum entity, they unravel the secrets of Elementium, solving chemistry-based puzzles and surviving elemental trials. But as they journey through neon cities, diamond labyrinths, and toxic swamps, they uncover a chilling truth—Elementium is ...
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The Lame Dad Chronicles: Family Fun, Ridiculous Mysteries, and a Dash of Cringe. There’s nothing ordinary about life with Dad. In The Lame Dad Chronicles, he takes family road trips, snow days, and holiday traditions to absurd new heights. Whether he’s turning driveway basketball into a dramatic showdown or chasing down wild clues in a mystery only he believes in, Dad’s relentless enthusiasm keeps his family laughing and groaning in equal measure. Packed with humor and heart, these stories c ...
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Venturing beyond the metallic plains, the traveler enters a dense forest made of iron, where rust creeps like decay. They encounter Ferris, the Iron Lion, a ferocious beast with magnetic power, and must use their knowledge of chemistry to escape.By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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A traveler awakens in a strange world where everything—land, sky, and even people—is made of pure elements. With only a periodic table as a guide, they meet Al, a humanoid aluminum being, who reveals they are in Elementium, a land governed by elemental laws.By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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The Turner family’s day at the county fair takes a wild turn when Dad’s over-the-top antics lead him from carnival games and haunted houses to an unexpected crisis on the Ferris wheel. Convinced he can save the day, Dad dives into detective mode, uncovering the mechanical issue that has everyone stranded mid-air. With his signature mix of lame humo…
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The Quest for Glory at the Renaissance Festival
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10:07When the Turner family visits the Renaissance Festival, Dad transforms into “Sir Ted the Bold,” ready to embrace medieval life in the cringiest way possible. From jousting tournaments to sword fights, Dad’s over-the-top antics have Ellie and Jake hiding their faces.By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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When the kids spot a strange new star in the sky, Dad’s wild theories lead them on a journey of galactic proportions. But what secrets does the midnight star truly hold?By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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The Library Heist Part 2: The Hunt for Treasure
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7:26Armed with a photocopied treasure map, Dad leads the Turner family on an epic adventure to uncover a hidden treasure. From solving riddles at Echo Ridge to crossing rivers in search of the ultimate prize, the Turners navigate twists, turns, and plenty of Dad’s over-the-top antics. But what they find at the end of their journey is more surprising—an…
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A mysterious fruitcake arrives in the mail, and Dad is determined to get to the bottom of it. Was it a harmless holiday gift? A prank? Or something far more sinister? With outrageous theories and a surprising twist, Dad’s quest to uncover the truth proves that nothing is too small to be a case for Detective Dad.…
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The Library Heist Part 1: A Call to Adventure
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7:27When a rainy day drives the Turners to the local library, Dad stumbles upon a dusty old book filled with mysterious handwritten notes and what appears to be a treasure map. But when the librarian refuses to let him check it out, Dad hatches a harebrained plan to “borrow” it anyway—setting off a hilarious chain of events that leaves the whole family…
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Every superhero has an origin story, and Lame Dad is no different. Travel back to the days of diapers, chaos, and Dad’s epiphany when he realized that being lame was his superpower.By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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When the school mascot goes missing before the big game, Detective Dad springs into action. With his wild theories and quirky tactics, can he solve the case in time?By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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When strange sounds echo through the Turner house in the dead of night, Dad is convinced it's no ordinary glitch—it's a sentient AI trapped in their home network! Armed with his trusty fedora, a flashlight, and Rocky the raccoon, Dad leads the family on a wild, hilarious adventure to uncover the truth. Can they free the mysterious entity without un…
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Dad’s newest obsession with an interstellar bowling league has the kids rolling their eyes, but when his outlandish stories start making sense, the Turners might just strike gold.By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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A strange, awful smell invades the Turner house, and Detective Dad is on the case. But what—or who—could possibly be the source of the stench?By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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When Ellie and Jake are stuck at home with fevers and sniffles, Dad takes it upon himself to make their sick day unforgettable. With blanket forts, movie marathons, and his signature antics, can Detective Dad turn misery into magic?By Stu Klein and Dev Shaw
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A surprise snow day gives Dad the perfect opportunity to declare a "Snow Day Spectacular," complete with an epic pillow fort, a snow beast hunt, and an all-out snowball war. While Ellie and Jake brace themselves for the ultimate cringe-fest, the day takes a heartwarming turn, reminding them that snow days—and lame dads—are full of magic, laughter, …
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Parent-teacher night takes an outrageous turn when Dad arrives with Rocky in tow, wearing a detective hat and sniffing out a wild conspiracy. What begins as a simple evening of classroom visits transforms into a treasure hunt beneath the school. With unexpected revelations and a mob of parents in tow, Dad’s wild theories lead to a discovery no one …
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When the Turner family gathers for the first night of Hanukkah, Dad turns the holiday into a whirlwind of dreidel challenges, bizarre latke experiments, and an epic retelling of the "Ninth Night of Hanukkah." Complete with his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side, Dad’s antics make the evening as unforgettable as it is cringe-worthy. Will the kids…
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It’s Christmas morning, and Dad has planned a Turner Family Christmas Spectacular, complete with a Twelve Days of Christmas relay, experimental pancakes, and a strict present-opening protocol. While Ellie and Jake cringe their way through the morning, they can’t deny that Dad’s antics bring a lot of laughs—and maybe even a little holiday magic.…
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When freshly baked blueberry muffins (don't) vanish from the Turner family kitchen, Dad springs into action as "Detective Dad," determined to solve the case. With his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side and a hilariously elaborate plan involving decoy muffins and string traps, the investigation spirals into chaos. As Ellie and Jake roll their eye…
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When Dad discovers a single, lonely sock in the laundry, it can only mean one thing: a mystery! Armed with his trusty magnifying glass, a Sherlock Holmes hat, and boundless enthusiasm, Dad is determined to track down the sock's missing partner. But as Ellie and Jake reluctantly follow along, what starts as a wild goose chase turns into an unexpecte…
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