Best SmartAss Podcasts (2025)

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I’m Not Dead…..Yet 10:14

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10d ago10:14

10:14

I'm once again telling a true story of a hitchhiking adventure. I say it's true because it was, so believe it! My experience has been that every hitchhiking ride had at least one event that scared me. This hitchhiking ride had one of those. ATTENTION: The original audio has a few naughty words spoken. So, to keep these words from your precious ears…

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S1E3 "Talkin' Turkey & Elderly Fight Clubs" 1:08:49

19d ago1:08:49

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In this conversation, Josh and Mike D talk turkey about the family experience during the holidays. They also dive into the idea of not a fan club, no, a guild...and then as one does, began discussing the idea of an Elderly Fight Club. This much hilarity can't be legal, tune in to another earfull of ya fave funny guys, Mike and Josh!!!…

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Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me? 4:49

28d ago4:49

4:49

When the guy who signs your Death Certificate and hands out copies to friends and family, does someone else check to make sure you’re really dead? Send us a textBy SmartAss

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The One Day That Changed My Life Forever 7:56

1M ago7:56

7:56

I have hitchhiked a lot and rode with some interesting folks. But there was that one day. It wasn’t humorous. No laughs. It was just intense. But one thing was certain. That one day changed my life forever. Send us a textBy SmartAss

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S1E2 "Heists, Relationships, and Total Chaos" 59:46

1M ago59:46

59:46

In this episode of 'Silly Shit with Mike and Josh', the hosts dive into a variety of topics ranging from their Thanksgiving plans and family dynamics to video games and personal stories. They share humorous anecdotes, discuss pop culture, heists, relationships and reflect on their experiences with podcasting. The conversation flows naturally, with …

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S1E1 "Reese cups, AI, and Milfs oh my" 1:08

1M ago1:08

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In their first episode, Mike and Josh set the tone for what listeners can expect from "Silly with Mike and Josh." With a blend of humor, personal storytelling, and genuine camaraderie, they invite audiences to join them on this journey of laughter and life lessons. #Podcast #Comedy #Friendship #LifeLessons #Humor #SillyShit #MikeAndJosh #Storytelli…

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The Postman Always Screws Twice 5:37

2M ago5:37

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When I see the Postman, I think how boring it must be. You drive or walk around, gather up a handful of mail, open a mailbox, stick the mail in, close the mailbox, drive or walk to next delivery spot, repeat. You do that every day except on Sunday. Well, that’s probably true for most Postmen. But there was one PostDude that apparently didn’t fit th…

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Mechanized Army High Way 7:55

3M ago7:55

7:55

Yep, I have another hitchhiking story. This time it’s during the time of the Vietnam War. Protests were everywhere. The Draft had become the new Lottery Game. The night of the first Lottery Draft Game everyone was tense. In our dorm, we gathered together around an old 12 inch black and white TV with a grainy picture. Names weren’t drawn. Birthdays …

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The Long and Close of It 3:27

3M ago3:27

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I always loved theatre. It was that love that took me to Second City Workshops in Chicago. The following was one afternoon at Second City for rehearsals. After Cheers ended, Shelley Long took up with Second City in Chicago. I never formally met Shelley Long, though a part of me still remains’ close to her. Send us a text…

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Evel Knievel Was The Greatest! 6:21

4M ago6:21

6:21

I think just about everyone has someone they look up to. I can think of a few people I think are great but could be completely wrong with that assessment because I never met them. Though there is one guy that I finally got to meet. Stick around and I’ll tell you about the time I had with this guy. Send us a text…

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Goin’ To Kansas City, Kansas City Here I Come 5:22

4M ago5:22

5:22

Here I am, on another hitchhiking adventure. This story starts when I’m just outside of Kansas City. I have to say, I never imagined that someone like this driver would pick me up. But he did and what I expected was going to happen turned out to be the exact opposite. Just goes to show you, in this crazy world don’t expect, assume, or think what yo…

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What Ya Smokin' 4:48

5M ago4:48

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Hitchhiking is rather boring, you know, standing on the side of a highway with you thumb stuck out like it has some kind of strange substance on it and you’re hoping somebody will stop and wipe it off. That’s how boring it can be. But then there’s always one guy that stops you never expected. Meet one of my favorite ride dudes. Don’t know his name.…

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Got Balls? Walk 12:55

7M ago12:55

12:55

There comes a time in a young boy’s life when he is set free. Free to do things he had demonstrated a qualifying maturity to do. Then it all goes to Hell. That happened to me. I went with two friends to Wrigley Field in Chicago. If you aren’t familiar with Wrigley, it is the home of the professional baseball team, The Chicago Cubs. Apparently, our …

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Go Find Yourself 5:33

8M ago5:33

5:33

Beer, Friends, Urination, Forest, Drunk. You wouldn’t think that combination would go together very well. And you would be correct, and this story is a glaring example. On one particular day that combination not only didn’t go together very well, it was a disaster. By the time everything was straightened out, more than a few people had got involved…

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Aiding & Abetting 4:17

8M ago4:17

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In today’s world it’s hard to find a reputable Nursing Home for a loved one. You just don’t know how they will adjust. Afterall you’re taking them out of their home. The home where they have lived for so many years. You hope that the home you find is like the one they are leaving, warm and welcoming. The place in this story is not quite what you ar…

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Bob’s Giddy Up Dick Emporium 1:11

8M ago1:11

1:11

This is a Parody of Commercials that claim to fix sexual problems. This Podcast is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim to cure, diagnose, and or treat any condition, symptom, and or disease. SmartAss Comedy hopes you will enjoy and share this Podcast. Send us a textBy Bob & SmartAss

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Willing To Go To Any Length 5:06

9M ago5:06

5:06

Sometimes Humans can become obsessed with stuff. Different people, different stuff. Is it their DNA, environment? Who knows? It only becomes a problem when that obsession takes over their life and becomes dangerous to themselves or others. Todays story is about the dangerous side of obsession. Taking it too far. Ignoring the danger and being just p…

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Like I Give A Shit 6:02

9M ago6:02

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Sometimes the most unlikely things can be worth a great deal of money. This story is about the one thing that everyone creates, then throws away. Until now it has been a money maker for others who create things that deal with your creation. Things for the ease of throwing your creation away. Along with that, cleaning supplies for your creation. Up …

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The Tale of A Broken Sway Bar 3:34

10M ago3:34

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I had been on the side of the Interstate for hours. My thumb had been out there for so long it was getting sunburn! Finally, a car was stopping or not stopping to end my misery. Fortunately, stopping it was. It was finally a ride after a long day. The more I listened to the car the more I was concerned. The sound was weird I knew we were to die, so…

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Them You Are 5:09

10M ago5:09

5:09

When you reach a certain point in life, your sense of time can get a bit foggy. What you think will happen in the future is usually based on what is happening in your present time. You will say things about what will be in a future time without thinking it through. This can and usually does become quite an embarrassing situation and make you feel l…

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Fore! Or Was It Five? 7:29

11M ago7:29

7:29

When you’re a Kid, adventures happen just about every day. The story of this adventure is that summer’s One In A Million. Me and the Boys started that day like every other start of a summer day. But this day exploded into a “There’s no way this is happening!” day! So, sit back and have a listen. You’ll find out how and why this “Was The Craziest Su…

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The Ceiling Is Moving 6:11

11M ago6:11

6:11

A friend of mine and myself went on a hitchhiking trip. In the middle of it, that’s when it happened. To this day I get creepy feelings every time I think about that trip. You say you are never grossed or creeped out. I don’t believe it. Listen to this story and honestly tell me it didn’t bother you. If that’s you, I’m impressed. Please send me a c…

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Stuck In A Motel 8:03

12M ago8:03

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Two Stressed-Out People set off for a Weekend Get-A-Way. After arriving at the Motel where they had reserved a room, the festivities began. Everything was going as planned. Then was the consumption of Get-Ya-Goings. Now fired up, the Planned Out Activity List said it was time for a Stress-Removal-Activity. The problem with a Planned Out Activity Li…

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The Tube 5:31

12M ago5:31

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As I get older and look back on the things we did years ago, I don’t understand how I stayed alive to tell those stories today. Only Kids can turn an apparent fun thing into a death trap. You don’t do it on purpose. It happens because you haven’t been on this Planet long enough to know that what you are about to do is really Stupid! If you’re readi…

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Happy Holidays 0:39

1y ago0:39

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SmartAss Comedy wants to wish everyone a happy and safe Holiday Season. And may the New Year bring Peace and Good Will to all. Send us a textBy SmartAss

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The Talk 4:04

1y ago4:04

4:04

So many things happen to children as they go through the grades while attending school. This is crazy true in the middle grades. That’s the age when kids are starting to physically and mentally change. This story takes place in my school when we were experiencing those changes and the traumas that went along with them. Then came The Talk. Send us a…

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To Love and Cherish 3:05

1y ago3:05

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You fall in love with something you have known all your life. The wedding date is set. The excitement builds but you begin to have doubts. But the doubts go away when you see her, you know this is right. Finally the day is here. In private, you and your Bride are wed. But something is very wrong. What is it? Find out in this episode of SmartAss Com…

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Inflation 8:56

1y ago8:56

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This story is about a guy that was exposed to something at an early age that got bigger and bigger as he grew. And at the same time he grew to love. People that came in contact with him thought he was a Nut Job. Let me know what you think after you listen to his story. If you enjoyed this story, there are more to come. So go ahead and hit Follow so…

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The Keys To Freedom Lost 5:04

1y ago5:04

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Want to make a Great Day Go to Hell? Lose your Car Keys in a lake, river, ocean, or any body of water. That should do it. That’s what happens in this story. But is there a happy ending? Find out in this Podcast! If you enjoyed this story, there are more stories here and more to come. So go ahead and hit Follow so you won’t miss any of them. And Dow…

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Some Clown Kicked Us Out 3:53

1y ago3:53

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What was to be a fun day became unfun. I blame myself. Once again being my SmartAss self ruined the day for my wife and young daughter. At least it was free. Send us a textBy SmartAss

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Where's The Pumpkin? 2:04

1y ago2:04

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This is the story of a woman on a mission. Halloween is a fun holiday. Costumes, Candy, and Pumpkins! Yep, you have to have Pumpkins. Carve them. Have them part of your decorations. But what if you can’t afford one of those expensive gourds? I guess you would try to steal one. Our star tried that, but it just wasn’t her day. (The anatomy of one ind…

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World Toilet Day 2:22

1y ago2:22

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A toilet. It’s a simple device. Why should it be celebrated? Because until you need one, you won’t know how important they are. This Podcast highlights a couple of situations where you really need a toilet. Celebrate Toilets. In the end, you will always need one. Send us a textBy SmartAss

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Work Is Boring 4:10

1y ago4:10

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Go to work , , , Leave work . . .Everyday. How boring is that? Now imagine doing that every day for 20 years! Do you just stop going to work and hide? You would also have to hide from family, friends! You would be Running Away! Hold on Antsy Pants. Don’t put on your running shoes quite yet. What if you were still employed, getting paid, and just no…

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The Game 5:53

1y ago5:53

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Hitchhiking, will you live or die. That’s the bottom line. I did a lot of hitchhiking back in the 70’s. It was an adventure. This story is about one of my friends and I getting a ride for one part of a trip. There’s only one word that describes that trip . . .Scary! Send us a textBy Bob

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Where Are My Boots? 4:24

1y ago4:24

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Do you remember Kindergarten or Preschool? I do and there’s one particular incident that I’ll never forget. I think it was the first time I went public with getting in trouble. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I see things that could become hysterical if done the right way. And that day there was a group of three things that fit the requiremen…

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The Best of Smartasses Radio Holiday Comedy Special 2:00:27

2+ y ago2:00:27

2:00:27

All of the show's comedy bits, co-written by our head writer/producer Jade “The April” Desiree, while Johnny Video does over 120 different voice impersonations.