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First Thoughts

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Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!

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The Long Walk 38:07

2h ago38:07

38:07

Wait, you're telling Stephen King CAN write a good ending??By SimonsRants

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Highest 2 Lowest 34:35

24h ago34:35

34:35

Francis Ford Coppola and Spike Lee should get togetherBy SimonsRants

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Caught Stealing 34:13

17d ago34:13

34:13

Not enough batting in batting cages, imoBy SimonsRants

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Eden (2025) 29:00

29d ago29:00

29:00

I wanna know more about that lizard...By SimonsRants

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Honey Don't! 38:17

29d ago38:17

38:17

Honey, don't watch this movie lmaooooBy SimonsRants

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Americana 33:30

1M ago33:30

33:30

Pretty good but I thought all the white supremacy themes were a bit much!By SimonsRants

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Weapons 48:57

1M ago48:57

48:57

Does Cregger's follow up to his smash hit Barbarian live up to the hype??By SimonsRants

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Sketch 36:36

1M ago36:36

36:36

Every child's favorite movie genre - HORROR!By SimonsRants

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Together (2025) 39:43

2M ago39:43

39:43

Me and you... and you and me...By SimonsRants

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The Naked Gun (2025) 28:48

2M ago28:48

28:48

One of the absolute worst trailers ever made but... a good movie??By SimonsRants

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Bambi: The Reckoning 25:32

2M ago25:32

25:32

So bad it's good or just good?By SimonsRants

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The Fantastic Four: First Steps 32:20

2M ago32:20

32:20

Some FANTASTIC steps in the right direction!By SimonsRants

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Eddington 38:29

2M ago38:29

38:29

Incoming "ending explained" videos everywhere...By SimonsRants

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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) 29:03

2M ago29:03

29:03

Man, I miss the 90's...By SimonsRants

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Superman (2025) 1:17:00

2M ago1:17:00

1:17:00

Well, that was certainly different...By SimonsRants

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Jurassic World: Rebirth 1:02:10

3M ago1:02:10

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Dr. Malcolm would be disappointed in all of you...By SimonsRants

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F1: The Movie 44:32

3M ago44:32

44:32

Formulaic 1?By SimonsRants

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28 Years Later 1:14:16

3M ago1:14:16

1:14:16

28 Years Later a week laterBy SimonsRants

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Pixar's Elio 13:40

3M ago13:40

13:40

I used to LOVE his pizza!By SimonsRants

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The Unholy Trinity 16:31

3M ago16:31

16:31

This movie needs Jesus...By SimonsRants

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The Life of Chuck 29:31

3M ago29:31

29:31

39 GREAT years. Thanks, Chuck!By SimonsRants

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Ballerina (John Wick) 44:47

4M ago44:47

44:47

What was she doing for those twelve years???By SimonsRants

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The Phoenician Scheme 21:36

4M ago21:36

21:36

Sorry we're late but... well, here we are!By SimonsRants

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Bring Her Back 36:10

4M ago36:10

36:10

And take her right back where she came from!By SimonsRants

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Karate Kid: Legends 36:45

4M ago36:45

36:45

Oof... who asked for this??By SimonsRants

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Final Destination: Bloodlines 29:23

4M ago29:23

29:23

Back and bloodier than ever! ... Maybe... Kinda like the same amount as blood as before? I don't know, there's a lot of blood.By SimonsRants

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Tim Robinson's Friendship 32:01

4M ago32:01

32:01

With friends like these...By SimonsRants

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Clown in a Cornfield 40:03

5M ago40:03

40:03

Well, I wasn't expecting THAT!By SimonsRants

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Thunderbolts* 32:05

5M ago32:05

32:05

A LITTLE bit late, but worth talking about!By SimonsRants

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Until Dawn (2025) 42:24

5M ago42:24

42:24

Why make adaptations actually based on the source material when we can just do whatever the hell we want! That's what the fans want, right!?!?By SimonsRants

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The Legend of Ochi 31:53

5M ago31:53

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Make kids movies great again!By SimonsRants

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Sinners 50:32

5M ago50:32

50:32

Ryan Coogler and Michael B Jordan team-up yet again for the thrilling vampire film SINNERS!By SimonsRants

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Sacramento 27:22

5M ago27:22

27:22

Oh man, I love that guy from Sky High, Oppenheimer and The Brass Teapot! What's he been up to lately??By SimonsRants

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The Amateur 27:44

5M ago27:44

27:44

We try out some new mics that have less than stellar sound quality and lament another mid movie.By SimonsRants

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Drop (2025) 29:48

5M ago29:48

29:48

Justin and Simon talk about pretty much anything to avoid talking about the "movie" known as Drop!By SimonsRants

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Warfare 35:05

5M ago35:05

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The amazing true story told by the people who lived it.By SimonsRants

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Screamboat 29:43

6M ago29:43

29:43

From the creators of The Mean One and the star of the Terrifier franchise comes another chilling horror! ... Sorta...By SimonsRants

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A Minecraft Movie 37:24

6M ago37:24

37:24

Jared Hess and Jack Black team up for the first time since Nacho Libre and it was a BLOCKIN' good time!By SimonsRants

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Death of a Unicorn 23:38

6M ago23:38

23:38

Did I miss something? What's with the hate?By SimonsRants

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The Woman in the Yard 40:53

6M ago40:53

40:53

This movie is so much better than anyone is gonna give it credit for!By SimonsRants

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The Alto Knights 22:19

6M ago22:19

22:19

Now there are two of them! ... But why?By SimonsRants

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Disney's Snow White (2025) 1:06:33

6M ago1:06:33

1:06:33

The LONGEST first thoughts ever for a top 10 WORST movie ever!By SimonsRants

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Black Bag 27:14

6M ago27:14

27:14

Little black bag of secrets... I wish I could know some of them!By SimonsRants

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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 24:23

6M ago24:23

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We would die for Farmer Jim.By SimonsRants

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Mickey 17 48:09

7M ago48:09

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We give our first thoughts on Mickey 17, AI and a couple of other random things!By SimonsRants

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The Monkey (Oz Perkins/Stephen King) 31:00

7M ago31:00

31:00

The monkey is back! Which monkey? The killing one... No, the other killer monkey. Yeah, no the one that likes killing our family specificially. Yeah. He's back, yeah. I know! What are the odds?By SimonsRants

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Captain America: Brave New World 33:11

7M ago33:11

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A week late (sorry) but still bringing the heat! Unlike Marvel these days...By SimonsRants

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The Oscars 2025 | Picks & Predictions! 33:29

7M ago33:29

33:29

Who I think will win and who I think should win at the Oscars 2025!By SimonsRants

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Heart Eyes 35:21

8M ago35:21

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Gory slasher film? Or hilarious rom com? ... Why not BOTH!?!By SimonsRants

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Companion 45:39

8M ago45:39

45:39

January 2025 has been GREAT! Will Companion wow us too?By SimonsRants

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