Best Shakey Jakey Podcasts (2025)

Send us a text We promote the homes for retar ded. Did BGJ get promoted amongst his people to the An Al King? What if our bodies adapted and we pooped on the fly; your pants just open up and poop comes out and then the poop people pick it up. Weight bullies aren't what you think they are. They don't fight the bulge, they fight the fighter duh. What…

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Episode #184 - Where Do I Put My Mouth 58:04

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Send us a text Nobody is eating like a racoon. Shakey's body is rejecting health. We are scientists, but not science based lifters. Jakey uses retirement home workouts. Who's taking coffee. True Crime is a thing and it's real. What happened at the Alamo; Tony and Susan happened. NPC followers walking the walk of life. Cotton makes the world go arou…

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Episode #183 - No Happy Meals for You!!! 57:45

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Send us a text We are the center of attention when it's just the two of us. We are mapped to get everything on us, in us, with us. Weekly release. 3D evacuation from fire. Did he start it. Standing outside the fire after you started the fire - Billy Joel and Garth Brooks collab. Working out the devil juice that's been there for yeeeears. Darwin awa…

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Episode #182 - Skodis Doodiss Sappening 58:17

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Send us a text The boys talk about skoden and studis cuz dats what the Indians do. Fur traders made the mistake and we paid the price. Write that down. Free vegetables downtown for your use. 3D and the minors was a minor situation. Anyways - so loin clothes are in now. Here's a shoutout to @604Raw and @SeaBusMemes Grandma got tiesy with the grandma…

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Episode #181 - Cheezy Genders We're Doing This It's Happening 1:00:40

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Send us a text The boys talk about a whole lotta stuff. Is this happening - are we doing this? Is there genocide or oldercide or patricide. Shakey poopied himself. Jakey attended a high school reunion that wasn't his. Influencers in the wild. Pregnant sex happening with the double. Leaky nipples. Jim Kelly had real cancer. Super human strength of t…

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Episode #180 - Please Do Pee Do Support Groups 51:14

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Send us a text We talk about the cuck and cluck. We shoutout to all the new AI Yeti's. Don't forget the fact that we talk about what it's like to live a life afraid of liking young things and what support groups should be. Crib Orgasms are a thing if your 40 and do boom boom. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should real…

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Episode #179 - Fugu You Goo 55:20

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Send us a text Today on Get Judged we talk about the culinary delicacy Fugu Japanese Puffer Fish. It's one of a kind taste will delight your senses. Even if you have been desensitized due to ongoing coca cola abuse. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SULLY!!!! Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watc…

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Episode #178 - Dallas Cowboys Trippin 59:42

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Send us a text The boys talk about going to see football and where they put their butt plugs. Maybe Dallas needs both us and the plugs at their games? Will @tommylee grow a beard now that he's free? No Agenda and no structure is the flow of this Jam. Don't go judging. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go ov…

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Episode #177 - Bachelor Party for Old Men 1:07:53

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Send us a text This episode is another free for all. There's coke, politics, and of course your Judgey the AI Judge letting us know how to do things and where to have your bachelor party. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on …

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Episode #176 - Unwanted Dirt Napping Hooker 57:45

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Send us a text Boys talk about quiet roomates and hotel surprises. Along with the regular how to segment with Judgey the Judge on how to keep your "downstairs" tight and ready to party. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on al…

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Episode #175 - Sheeetz and Beats 1:01:59

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Send us a text The boys talk with Judgey and we celebrate the 15th of March and the opening of the Shakey floodgates. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscri…

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Episode #174 - Big GayAi John Guess Starts 57:30

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Send us a text Shakey is flakey this week since Jakey was last week and BGJ and Jakey talk with GAi Judgey the Judge. They talk all things carburetors and who to FMK. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust o…

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Episode #173 - Wrap Your Wiener With Pig Grease 1:02:48

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Send us a text Shakey is set lose and is lose in this Guest driven episode. We like to welcome the awesome and entertaining @Bacon_Wrapped_Hotdogs2.0 Rants on gym life Women in heels at gym ILS In men Investment in yourself Military past Tijuana gear Hard-core gyms in early 2000s Southern California lifestyle Gear stories Tren cough 21:38 Satan is …

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Episode #172 - SEASON 6!!! New Shiznit Same Deeks 58:05

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Send us a text Season 6!!! - We catch up a little - then we talk a little sports - then we perform a sex change operation giving a gurl a deek - then we talk with our new cohost Judgey the Judge and the world comes to an end. See ya! @Bombtastic.podcast @Bacon_Wrapped_HotDogs2.0 @Wyckedfew @BigMikeVanwyck @POTUS and @JustinPTreadeau @SportsInteract…

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Episode #171 - Half Way House Season 1:01:02

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Send us a text Wipe twice check once. Yan Can Cook. Called them Dick. What's that word. Who has a residence. Chunky Nib Nibs. Soo tewwwwible. Dave's Dead cause the he didn't leave his hand on the car. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudg…

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Episode #170 - YEAR END 2024 Matrix Christmas List 1:05:59

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Send us a text What is the worst thing you would do for the least amount of money? Does a bend in a dick make a difference and do people look for it? Death Prediction - Cher, Biden, Joyce Dewitt - Brittney Spears (pool accident) Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman - Justin Timberlake (car accident) Get Judged picks Bam Margera Shout out to…

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Episode #169 - Doo Doo Da Poop 56:24

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Send us a text Boys catch up on poop and travel. If you ever wanted to know something this might not be the place to find it. It's almost year end predictions and what is a Come Jockey? Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on al…

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Episode #168 - Going At It Like 2 Whores In Church 59:25

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Send us a text Big Mike is Back up and Running!!! No body died so let it go. Patient zero of the mall of station. Pink spandex and bearded boobies. Legit bigger in the front cause the back got something in it. Trump is fixing America and we are subject matter experts based on uber information. Nuked on the way to Japan. Hawaiiiiiii. Pocket vagina i…

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Episode #167 - Got Jokes Fling Poopy 59:57

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Send us a text The boys were back from hiatus and now they are back again from hiatus - looking to close out the year strong with pushed lines and blended gender reveals under the guidance of professional help. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves…

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Episode #166 - Wycked Sure Shot to the Throat 59:37

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Send us a text The boys talk Gym Etiquette and the saga between gym influencers. The contrast between considering consequences for actions versus never having to on social medial. Tekken in real life. "Finish Him". Pee pee on him like a doggie. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and …

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Episode #165 - High @Sss FhuK 52:40

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Send us a text We're back from High@Ass. Our take on the pronouns. How have your breakups gone - practice makes perfect. We live with Orcs and Hobbits. Sports we talk about it. Who's watching the Olympics? There's someone in jail watching for sure. Can we join female boxing please? Block the unknown and don't answer their calls. Invagination statio…

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Episode #164 - Thai Me Up 55:15

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Send us a text Start with complaining and move on from there. Catch up on touching our highschool selves. Hoover Dam is the best place for a blow job. Where do our lives get recorded when we don't have social media? Why would hookers think Jakey and BGJ are a gay couple and not ready to mingle in Vegas. Dave has issues! Political debates rule. Arti…

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Episode #163 - Fishin in da Brown 57:14

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Send us a text Knockout of Wilder was wild. Shakey fell down go boom boom and hit his dick on the floor then pissed in the bathtub. Jakey plays with poop as exposure therapy. Shakey get's food. Zoe Saldana is the hottest woman of the week. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch…

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Episode #162 - Open it for Daddy 53:07

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Send us a text Kumbang is the word of the week. Shakey knows this one. The boys talk about jizz and jugs and having dinner between the legs. There's so much to say and so much we can't. What the hell can't we say?? Those that know know. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us…

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Episode #161 - Short Break or S#!T Break 1:00:52

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Send us a text The boys took a bit of a break and some stuff happened. Will they talk about that stuff? Probably not. But they will talk about a bunch of other non relatable BS that will bring joy the faces of babies around the world. WTF is P-Diddy doing? When did they install cameras in hotels? Who wullda thunk? Confused yet? If you like to judge…

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Episode #160 - BKFC And Butthole on Fabric 59:34

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Send us a text Shakey is in a safe house with butthole on fabric and Jake is to excited to sleep because he gets to see Shakey tomorrow. We talk Bare Knuckle Disasters and super villans from Columbia. Who drops an N Bomb? Why aren't we in Tom and Burts Cave? Is it because we would all cancel out each others funniness and just talk global politics? …

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Episode #159 - 58:45

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Send us a text Where's Sully.? Three Little Pigs Podcast needs to be tags. Perspectify this fight in to what you need regular every day risk reward. Haney Garcia breakdown. Boxing is just like parking. DZN is a name you won't forget or remember or know how to say. Mentalfloss.com is an amazing website. Stop being a mental health influencer. Meagan …

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Episode #158 - Bruce Jenner Did It with Racism 1:00:49

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Send us a text The guys talk UFC 300. OJ died and we have opinions cause passion crimes are out domain. What is coming out of Shakey?? Who's been choked out and who's been knocked out and who liked it? What's racist about the Masters other than it literally being named after owners of people. Is Tiger a GOAT or a Sheep? Is he really that good on hi…

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Episode #157 - JoJo Infinite 1:01:42

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Send us a text We have another Guest!!! JoJo was kind enough to come on to our show. JoJo was part of Bad Council Podcast and they were one of our first followers and let us join their podcast support group. The story of Jack and the start of Bad Council and JoJo's relationship with the podcast. JoJo's Infinite Universe Podcast is discussed. Go buy…

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Episode #156 - Slow Sex 58:45

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Send us a text The boys talk about being fat. Introducing our new sponsors. Jakey in the big D and the big D was in Jakey. Murder on the streets of the D. Learn what to learn in 'Merica. Do Canadian's know more about "Merica than they do Canadieh? Who played with eels when they were kids. How do zoo animals end up in the zoo? Prison mixed with zoo'…

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Episode #155 - Children Aiteann 1:04:03

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Send us a text Special guest time - he's baaaaack and he's ready to rub protein all over his face while watching Disney. But don't judge him for that and definitely never buy in to his only fear in life IYKYK. We ask 3D the 10 questions and we all know what he likes to scream in bed now. Who knows Irish? Cause we do and we share our knowledge. Conf…

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Episode #154 - Camp Pee 51:31

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Send us a text We catch up and there is stuff going on here and there. What's Munging? When we go Manging we do it in pairs. UFC 299 is discussed and all the fights were wicked awesome. Talk about fighting . Tyson and Jake Paul. Villain of the week is the Cookie Munster. Hottest woman of the week have funny names and are hots. Recap the of the Suns…

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Episode #153 - Guest The Sunset Black 59:05

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Send us a text Jakey is missing in action or inaction. Shakey talks everything under the sun to The Sunset Black Hop Hope Pope Punk Country Rap Artist. That's right - a real life celebrity in our midst and Jakey missed it. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool o…

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Episode #152 - Iron Claws Out 1:00:14

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Send us a text Shakey is coming out - he's chest gay is coming out of the closet. BGJ story about bowling and grooming. Wrestling update and the Iron Claw review. What snake oil does your Grandma's purse. No guest from the tickle trunk. The kid with the choker is the "one". We are all filthy filthy humans. Who's in the closet and who's out? Lily Ja…

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Episode #151 - Bombtastic Is Da Bomb!! 1:03:57

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Send us a text We have our first guest of season 5 and we have so many questions. We talk the science of bath bombs. Bombtastc604 on IG. Jakey had titters. Give us some more of that gravy. The Dirty One - Murder - Marry. We get to know Bombtastic and she almost swears. Who's the hottest this week and who's the villain. Let's talk Acorns and Coppers…

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Episode #150 - Super Duper Bowl of Stuff 58:28

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Send us a text The guys catch up and talk Super Bowl. Is it scripted? Netflix recommendation of the week. Take on Commercials on the Superbowl. Pooping during commercials. The halftime show was well on. Scared of Procreation. YouTube it up - go look. Perambulator is the word and Blake Lively hottest woman of the week. Is Elmo our therapist? People …

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Episode #149 - SEASON 5!!!!! 55:09

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Send us a text Season 5 is alive. Avatars are it!! Bombastic is the Bomb podcast that allowed us to Guest on her show and now it's on our platform. There are going to be guest and dragons and unicorns this this year. News of the week. Hottest woman of the week. How to get back in to the belly?? Jacked up Review podcast. Shakey 49ers 34/27 and Jakey…

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Episode #148 - Swapsies BOMBTASTIC!! 1:20:03

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Send us a text We did a thing with a girl and she liked it. This episode is really someone else's episode so we put it here and you can listen to it there and there is some science behind all that but as long as you listen we won't Judge. Check out the Bombtastic Podcast on Spotify and on IG @Bombtastic.Podcast Confused yet? If you like to judge us…

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Episode #147 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - Find the Family Cocaine 45:39

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Send us a text Shakey lost his notes about the side gig. The dogs chirp and gum everything. Shakey has issues with communications due to tropical storms. Family therapy over the holidays is something that every psychopath family needs. Where's the family stash of Columbian Snow. Who does team roping? Don't do it - it will crush your spine!! Bee's n…

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Episode #146 - Merry XXXMas! 56:10

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Send us a text Talking about how Shakey's stepdad negative Nancey tendencies and Joan Jett prescribing a bullet to Bruce Willis dementia diagnosis. How do family conversations go at Shakey's?? Sucking on Buckley's under the table at restaurants. Spaghettis Lite. Google pegging a lot. There are more than two genders BGJ says his scientist found so. …

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Episode #145 - GJ Cult Movement 57:31

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Send us a text I have no clue what we talk about in this episode - but there's sickness, cult programming, licking dicks, and some holiday cheer. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and g…

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Episode #144 - Poopy Hands 58:13

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Send us a text The boys talk about why Shakey has poop on his palm and why he stopped drinking AND why they aren't related. Are all alcoholics degenerates or do they just not have a phone? What movie you want to see? What are we addicted to and not addicted to and why don't we all join AA? Hopefully you are a junkie so that you have an excuse to ma…

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Episode #143 - Happy Birthday To Us!! 56:54

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Send us a text It's our birthday and we gonna eat cake - even though we don't really like cake. But one of us is high and the other is on a diet, so we talk about that. We also talk about other s#!t - but you know that, cause you reading this to find out what we gonna be talking about. But we ain't gonna tell you here - you just gonna have to liste…

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Episode #142 - Go Pat Go! 1:02:28

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Send us a text Shakey and Jakey decide to go to Vegas and hang out for 30 hours sober. They catch a football game and Shakey makes friends with the section while Jakey drips brisket juice all over his titties while stirring women's drinks with his fingers. What the hell is going on here?? Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - yo…

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Episode #141 - 2 Genders & Slavery 1:00:52

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Send us a text The hiatus is over - mental health is reset. The boys update everything on the golf trip and all about club throwing ball tossing son adoptions. Cart attacks and road tripping 9 year old snacks. Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves.…

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Episode #140 - Spill the Pills 57:24

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Send us a text Jakey is a tries to separate his dick pills from his mensuration pills. If he doesn't, then his sexy time night could turn in to a cry fest with leaking nipples and vagina. There's a golf trip coming up and who knows who survives that. There are fairy wings involved. People are already faking injuries. Confused yet? If you like to ju…

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Episode #139 - AA Guest Who Likes "D" 58:50

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Send us a text We have a new guest and his name is AA. Jake is napping so Shakey takes the wheel and talks about Fantasy footbal and Jake's lack of D in his life. Shakey was first and we AA likes D in his life. They are crushing T and everyone wants to hear their reality stories. 2 Rails, Big Pharma, silos at work, Chuckie Cheese is a predator. AA …

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Episode #138 - Who Stole What??? 46:43

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Send us a text We talk library theft and medications and Confused yet? If you like to judge us just by listening - you should really go over to the Tick Tock and watch us make a fool of our selves. @getjudgedpodcast on all platforms. Dust off those gavels and get judging. Comment, subscribe, DM, wave, poke, like, send nudes - whatever you want to d…

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Episode #137 - Blow Fire Gay Porn 49:54

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Send us a text Nothing can hold us down or burn us or blow us .... away. We talk fires - we talk wind - we talk rain. The world is ending as we know it an if it isn't then it should be. Shouldn't it? What do you think. What does the woke call a small adult human? Some people call them midgets and we point out that currently we can only find 2 extre…