Best Sacrilegious Discourse Podcasts (2025)

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Malachi Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists 18:38

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Malachi 4: Frolicking Calves, Ashy Corpses, and the Old Testament’s Murdery Curtain Call” 📝 Episode Summary: We did it—five years, countless smitings, and more divine mood swings than a soap opera marathon—and Malachi 4 finally drags the Old Testament across the finish line. The chapter itself? A tiny four-verse fireball where God promises the wick…

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Malachi Chapter 3: Bible Study by Atheists 43:35

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Malachi 3: Tithes, Threats, and That Petty Little “God’s Naughty List” 📝 Episode Summary: We dive headfirst into Malachi 3—the Old Testament’s penultimate guilt trip—where God allegedly sends a “messenger,” talks about refiner’s fire, and then pivots straight into shaking down the peasants for tithes. Yes, the chapter that prosperity preachers love…

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Malachi Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists 40:28

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Malachi’s Divine Dung-Fest: When God Calls You a Poop Face and Means It This week, we dive headfirst into Malachi Chapter 2, where God’s big message to the priests boils down to: You’re all unworthy, you give me crappy sacrifices, and also—poop face. No, really. The Almighty threatens to smear dung on their faces because apparently that’s the ancie…

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Godless Housekeeping 30:57

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This ain't your average Bible breakdown—this is an update on how our podcast will look going forward. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Moon Sh!t and Menstrual Calendars 1:22:02

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Moon Shit and Menstrual Calendars: How Judaism Synced Up with Space 📝 Episode Summary: Strap in for a lunar-laced detour from our usual Bible bashing as we dive headfirst into ancient Israel’s moon obsession, and no, not in a sexy Wiccan way. This isn’t your typical “let’s stare at the stars” moment. We’re talking about how the Jewish calendar was …

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Suck My Johnson (Act) 1:14:30

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Suck My Johnson (Act): How the IRS Just Gutted Church-State Separation (and Called It a ‘Family Discussion’) 📝 Episode Summary: Buckle up, blasphemers—this week’s episode of Sacrilegious Discourse takes a red-hot poker to the Johnson Amendment, that dusty 1954 rule designed to keep churches from morphing into tax-free political machines. Spoiler al…

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Malachi Chapter 1: Bible Study by Atheists 47:01

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Malachi, Messenger of Mayhem: When God Hates Esau and Slams Your Goat Sacrifices 📝 Episode Summary: Welcome to the divine roast of Malachi Chapter 1, where God kicks things off by saying “I love you” and then immediately follows it up with a detailed description of how much he hates Esau. Romantic, right? In this snark-laced breakdown, your favorit…

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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 12 - 14 Q&A, Wrap Up, Contradictions and Specials! 7:17:55

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Zechariah’s Zombie Apocalypse, Divine Meltdowns, and a Bible Book Wrap-Up from Hell 📝 Episode Summary: Hold onto your prophetic horses—this ain’t your grandma’s Bible study. In this irreverent breakdown of Zechariah Chapters 12–14, we hit peak theological absurdity: God turns Jerusalem into a drunken stumbling block, demands loyalty through magical…

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Zechariah Contradictions: Bible Study by Atheists 39:40

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Zechariah's Contradictions: God Is Furious. Unless He Isn't. 📝 Episode Summary: Buckle up, heretics—it's our last dance with Zechariah, and we’re sending him off with a contradictions episode so absurd, even God might need a flowchart. In this glorious finale, our snarky hosts debate whether Zechariah was Iddo's son or grandson (because apparently …

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Zechariah Wrap Up: Bible Study by Atheists 1:20:52

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Zechariah's Prophetic Fever Dream: Donkeys, Flying Scrolls, and the Jesus Retcon 📝 Episode Summary: Hold onto your chariots, folks—this episode is a wild theological autopsy of Zechariah, where prophecy, PTSD, and political propaganda come together like a DIY apocalypse starter kit. The hosts finally wrap up the Book of Zechariah, dissecting its tw…

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Sunday Assembly 1:04:03

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Godless Congregations & The Joy of Non-Stick Spirituality: Sunday Assembly Exposed 📝 Episode Summary: What happens when you take out the hymns, prayers, and judgment—but keep the community, music, and awkward potlucks? You get Sunday Assembly, the non-religious, non-doctrinal, definitely-not-a-church that’s somehow more wholesome than your average …

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God’s Top 10 Kill Streaks (episode 1) 1:20:09

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Lot’s Wife, Onan’s Pullout Fail, and the Egyptian Baby Massacre 📝 Episode Summary: Welcome to the blood-splattered kickoff of our new series, “God’s Top 10 Kill Streaks – Old Testament Edition,” where your favorite heathens dive headfirst into Yahweh’s most unhinged murder sprees. Starting at number 10, we salt-shame Lot’s wife who was turned into …

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Zechariah Chapters 12 -14 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists 1:37:30

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Zechariah’s Endgame: Plagues, Prophets, and WTF Apocalypse Fuel 📝 Episode Summary: It’s the final chaotic cluster of Zechariah—chapters 12, 13, and 14—and oh boy, it’s less “holy scripture” and more “political manifesto meets acid trip.” Your favorite atheist duo dives into post-exilic fever dreams where Jerusalem gets divine superpowers, horses go…

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Zechariah Chapter 14: Bible Study by Atheists 36:50

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Zechariah’s End-Times Dumpster Fire: Rape, Rotting Flesh, and Holy Crockpots 📝 Episode Summary: Brace yourselves, heathens, we’ve reached the flaming finale of Zechariah, and boy, does it go out with a bang (and some divine rot). In this final chapter, God makes sure Jerusalem is properly plundered, the women are raped (again—because Yahweh loves a…

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Zechariah Chapter 13: Bible Study by Atheists 15:22

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Zechariah’s Final Purge: Stabbings, False Prophets, and a Holy Bloodbath 📝 Episode Summary: Welcome to the most stab-happy, prophet-purging, guilt-soaked chapter yet—Zechariah 13. This episode dives straight into the divine mayhem where God allegedly opens a “fountain of cleansing” but immediately follows it up with a kill order on prophets, false …

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Christian Mysticism 1:22:00

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Christian Mysticism: Divine Woo-Woo, Essential Oils, and the God Within (™) 📝 Episode Summary: What do you get when you mix Jesus, astrology, essential oils, and a sprinkle of yoga? Apparently—Christian Mysticism. In this episode, your favorite heretical hosts dive deep into the incense-scented chaos of Christian mysticism, where God isn’t just a g…

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Zechariah Chapter 12: Bible Study by Atheists 22:48

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Zechariah’s Cup of Chaos: Blind Horses, Crying Wives, and Pre-Jesus Nonsense 📝 Episode Summary: In Zechariah Chapter 12, the prophetic fever dream continues—this time with Jerusalem turning into a “cup” that sends nations reeling (whatever the hell that means), God blinding horses for no reason, and clans sobbing harder than a Baptist at an exorcis…

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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 9 - 11 Q&A plus specials 3:52:39

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Prophets, Priests & Greek Freakouts: Zechariah’s Hot Mess Express (Ch. 9–11) 📝 Episode Summary: Buckle up, heretics, because this week’s Sacrilegious Discourse hits warp speed through Zechariah chapters 9 through 11, where God gets trigger-happy (again), Jesus allegedly shows up on a donkey (because… prophecy!), and the priests and prophets start p…

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Prophets vs Priests 48:48

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Prophets vs. Priests: Holy Turf Wars, Clapbacks, and Clerical Catfights 📝 Episode Summary: What happens when self-proclaimed messengers of God go head-to-head with institutional gatekeepers in robes? Absolute biblical chaos—and we’re here for it. In this delightfully blasphemous bonus episode, our favorite husband-and-wife heretics dive into the me…

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Zechariah Chapters 9 - 11 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists 1:10:54

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Zechariah’s War Ponies & Wicker Baskets: God’s Weird Flex Continues 📝 Episode Summary: Zechariah 9–11 reads like God’s unhinged Pinterest board—with enough cryptic metaphors to make Nostradamus look concise. In this chaotic Q&A, we unpack divine rants that include threats of smiting everyone from Tyre to shepherds who apparently didn’t vibe hard en…

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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 5 - 8 plus 2 full bonus episodes! 4:05:53

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Flying Scrolls, Basket Ladies & Divine Mood Swings: Zechariah’s Weirdest Hits (Ch. 5–8 Recap + Bonus Blasphemy) 📝 Episode Summary: Yeah, we’re late. Divine inspiration doesn’t always run on schedule—and neither do we. But we’re back to serve up a hot, heretical mess of Zechariah chapters 5 through 8, plus two surprise special episodes that add a sp…

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Zechariah Chapter 11: Bible Study by Atheists 18:18

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This week, we crack open Zechariah Chapter 11 — where God trades in thunderbolts for theater, casting Himself as a vindictive shepherd with a flair for symbolism and sock-puppet-level subtlety. First, He torches the forests of Lebanon like a pissed-off Smokey the Bear. Then He slaughters metaphorical sheep with the kind of poetic rage only a deity …

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Who’s Your Sky Daddy? (Patreon Teaser) 5:07

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Same God, Different Drama: A Deep Dive into the Abrahamic Split Are Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all just arguing over the same sky daddy? In this hilariously heretical deep-dive, our hosts wrestle with the question: Do all three Abrahamic religions worship the same God, or is it just celestial brand confusion? Spoiler: it's yes... and also har…

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Zechariah Chapter 10: Bible Study by Atheists 14:54

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In todays theological roast, Husband and Wife of Sacrilegious Discourse unpack the soggy, self-contradictory mess that is Zechariah Chapter 10—and spoiler alert: Yahweh is still mad, still yelling at clouds, and still promising things he won't deliver. We kick things off with some biblical weather forecasting (“ask the Lord for rain in the spring,”…

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Greek to Me 56:39

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It’s Greece, Baby: Zechariah, Philosophy, and the Prequel to Jesus Strap in, heathens — it’s our first live Sunday show on Discord, and we’re ditching American politics for some good ol’ biblical timeline chaos. In this episode, we break down where the hell ancient Greece fits into the biblical soap opera, and spoiler alert: the timeline’s a mess, …

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Zechariah Chapter 9: Bible Study by Atheists 17:24

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Welcome to the Old Testament’s version of a Quentin Tarantino fever dream. In this episode, the hosts dive into Zechariah Chapter 9, where God shifts from happy grandpa handing out blessings to full-blown apocalyptic warlord. We leave the lukewarm fuzzies of Chapter 8 behind and charge into the chaos of Second Zechariah, where it’s less “peace on E…

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Zechariah Chapters 5 - 8 Q&A: Bible Study by Athiests 1:20:28

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Flying Scrolls & Freaky Chariots: Zechariah’s Fever Dream Continues (Ch. 5–8 Q&A) 📝 Episode Summary: In this irreverent dive into Zechariah chapters 5–8, your favorite snarky podcast hosts unpack divine pizza rolls, slut-shamed basket ladies, and horse-powered prophetic metaphors — all while trying to make sense of a prophet’s acid trip disguised a…

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Science Sees the Light 48:08

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💡 Science Sees the Light – And So Do We! What really happens when you die? No, seriously—can science measure the moment your lights go out? In this snark-filled special episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, we dive deep into the recent scientific study on ultra-weak photon emissions (UPEs) observed in euthanized mice and injured plants—aka: your body’…

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Zechariah Chapter 8: Bible Study by Atheists 16:38

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🎙️ Episode Summary: Zechariah Chapter 8 – Be Happy or God’ll Smite Ya! After a brief hiatus (or let’s be real—another chaotic life intermission), we’re back with our regularly scheduled snark and sacrilege. This week, we dive into Zechariah Chapter 8, where God pulls a total PR 180. One minute he's a wrathful sky daddy dishing out plagues like Opra…

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Religious Syncretism (Patreon Teaser) 5:00

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Religious Syncretism vs Colonialism: WTF Is the Difference? Get ready for a deep-dive bonus episode straight from the godless underground of Sacrilegious Discourse. We’re talking about religious syncretism—what it is, what it definitely isn’t, and how colonialism tries to cosplay as peaceful cultural blending (spoiler: it's not). From Gnostic Chris…

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Pope Joan and the Holy Throne: Myth, Misogyny, and the Papal Ball Check 49:49

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In this bonus episode, we dive groin-first into the legend of Pope Joan—a woman who allegedly infiltrated the papacy, gave birth mid-procession, and inspired a ritual to fondle future Popes. We explore 9th-century politics, religion, and misogyny with our trademark blend of sarcasm and skepticism. Spoiler: she probably didn’t exist, but damn, the s…

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Zechariah Chapter 7: Bible Study by Atheists 14:50

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 7: Fasting, Questions, and Divine Justice In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the intriguing and often perplexing Zechariah …

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Zechariah Chapter 6: Bible Study by Atheists 17:07

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 6: Chariots, Crowns, and Confusion In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the wild and wacky visions of Zechariah Chapter 6. Af…

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Eye-Conic Beliefs (Patreon Teaser) 5:01

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Eyes: A Deep Dive into Symbolism and Meaning In this special Patreon episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife take a whimsical yet profound look at the symbolism of …

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Zechariah Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists 18:18

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter 5: The Scroll and the Basket of Wickedness In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife return to the book of Zechariah, diving into Chapter 5,…

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Death of a Pope 1:24:39

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Death of a Pope: The Aftermath and What's Next In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into a special discussion about the recent death of Pope Francis…

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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zechariah Chapters 1 - 4 plus Patreon Teaser 3:13:11

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Q&A on Zechariah Chapters One Through Four: Unpacking the Visions In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into a detailed Q&A session focused on Zechar…

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Zechariah Chapters 1 - 4 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists 1:12:08

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Q&A on Zechariah Chapters One Through Four: Unpacking the Visions In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into a lively Q&A session focused on Zecharia…

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Zechariah Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists 11:20

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter Four: The Golden Lampstand and Olive Trees In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive into the enigmatic world of Zechariah Chapter Four…

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Zechariah Chapter 3: Bible Study by Atheists 14:33

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter Three: The Accuser and the High Priest In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive headfirst into the wild and wacky world of Zechariah C…

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Zechariah Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists 19:58

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah Chapter Two: Measuring Up the Prophecy In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife continue their journey through the Book of Zechariah, diving into C…

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AI Jesus (Patreon Teaser) 10:12

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. AI Jesus: The Rise of Techno Religion In this special Patreon-only episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife dive deep into the intriguing world of AI and its interse…

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Zechariah Chapter 1: Bible Study by Atheists 1:04:31

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Zechariah: Entering the World of Prophecy In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife kick off their exploration of the Book of Zechariah, diving into its rich …

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Haggai Contradictions: Bible Study by Atheists 28:03

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Contradictions in Haggai: A Pop Quiz Extravaganza In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife tackle the contradictions found in the Book of Haggai with their u…

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Haggai Wrap Up: Bible Study by Atheists 1:34:14

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Haggai: The Final Word on Rebuilding In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife wrap up their exploration of the Book of Haggai, diving deep into the last chap…

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This Episode Is Overdue 1:07:56

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Libraries: The Heartbeat of Knowledge and Community In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife take a passionate dive into the significance of libraries, espec…

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Haggai Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists 27:18

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Haggai: Wrapping Up the Prophet's Message In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife conclude their exploration of the Book of Haggai, diving into chapter two …

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Apocalypse Then - Apocalypse Now (Patreon Teaser) 10:19

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. The Apocalypse: A Not-So-Impending Doom In this special Patreon-only episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife take a humorous yet critical dive into the concept of t…

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Haggai Chapter 1: Bible Study by Atheists 32:37

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👉 Support the show & get exclusive content at patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse! Your support helps us keep questioning, laughing, and tackling the Bible one book at a time. Haggai: The Haggis Chronicles In this episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, Husband and Wife embark on a journey through the Book of Haggai, the second-to-last book of the Old Tes…

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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly: Zephaniah Chapters 1 - 3 plus Wrap Up, Contradictions and Specials 4:50:40

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Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Zephaniah Chapters 1 - 3, a Wrap Up, Contradictions and 2 Special episodes and one Patreon teaser. check out our NEW Merch shop: https://sacrilegious-discourse.myspreadshop.com/ Join us on DISCORD: …